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[QUOTE=Mandrith;26505020]He just finished the fifth restore and found that (Of course) that there is NO FUCKING FLASH. He is now demanding that I tell him what I "Did to it to disable flash on the iPad to fuck with me" I hate my life.[/QUOTE] Find some sort of alibi to prove you were never even near the iPad.
[QUOTE=MasterFen007;26505062]Find some sort of alibi to prove you were never even near the iPad.[/QUOTE] Unfortunately, he will never believe a goddamn thing I say to prove my innocence, because he is a complete fucking asshole who ALWAYS thinks he is right.
Tell him to google it.
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26504739]Yes, I have. Being a dumbass who always thinks they are right and someone else is causing the problem, he told me that what I was saying was bullshit and that the iPad has flash.[/QUOTE] Kill your dad. ...or install Linux on his Mac. "ARGH SUDO WHAT?!"
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26505020]He just finished the fifth restore and found that (Of course) that there is NO FUCKING FLASH. He is now demanding that I tell him what I "Did to it to disable flash on the iPad to fuck with me" I hate my life.[/QUOTE] Set up a fake "Apple" site where the text is: [B]The iPad. Now without flash. *Picture of iPad*[/B] Make it look like the Apple official site and get the name to be somewhat similiar. Only problem is that it costs money to set up. The other way is to call apple support, and get them to tell him that there aren't flash support on the iPad.
[QUOTE=compwhizii;26505118]Tell him to google it.[/QUOTE] Just told him that, and he replied with "Stop trying to take the blame off of yourself and admit it"
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26505141]Just told him that, and he replied with "Stop trying to take the blame off of yourself and admit it"[/QUOTE] Tell him to stop blaming you and try to resolve the issue
Tell him to just call Apple technical support and see if they have a method of 're-enabling' Flash.
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26505141]Just told him that, and he replied with "Stop trying to take the blame off of yourself and admit it"[/QUOTE] [quote]...or install Linux on his Mac. "ARGH SUDO WHAT?!"[/quote]
[QUOTE=MasterFen007;26505147]Tell him to just call Apple technical support and see if they have a method of 're-enabling' Flash.[/QUOTE] ah this - tell him you have no idea how to fix it tell mom ?
[QUOTE=MasterFen007;26505147]Tell him to just call Apple technical support and see if they have a method of 're-enabling' Flash.[/QUOTE] Tried that just now, and he told me that he'll talk to the Apple guys at the store, and that he doesn't want to call them because he is going there anyways. He going to leave for the Apple store in about an hour. I'm wondering if the employees there will laugh
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26505456]Tried that just now, and he told me that he'll talk to the Apple guys at the store, and that he doesn't want to call them because he is going there anyways. He going to leave for the Apple store in about an hour. I'm wondering if the employees there will laugh[/QUOTE] This is gonna be good. Linux on his Mac whilst he's away. DO IT.
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26505456]Tried that just now, and he told me that he'll talk to the Apple guys at the store, and that he doesn't want to call them because he is going there anyways. He going to leave for the Apple store in about an hour. I'm wondering if the employees there will laugh[/QUOTE] Follow him with a video camera.
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26505456]Tried that just now, and he told me that he'll talk to the Apple guys at the store, and that he doesn't want to call them because he is going there anyways. He going to leave for the Apple store in about an hour. I'm wondering if the employees there will laugh[/QUOTE] Please, fucking tape it. Please. Do it. Please. Record. Please. Go with him.
[QUOTE=st_nick5;26505494]Follow him with a video camera.[/QUOTE] Oh boy, this THIS [b]THIIIIS!!![/b]
[QUOTE=st_nick5;26505494]Follow him with a video camera.[/QUOTE] I asked him if I could go just now, and he told me "Fuck no. You'll either fuck something up or try to convince the Apple employees that you're right" Damnit. It would've been fucking hilarious to record it.
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26505536]I asked him if I could go just now, and he told me "Fuck no. You'll either fuck something up or try to convince the Apple employees that you're right" Damnit. It would've been fucking hilarious to record it.[/QUOTE] Tell him you'll not say a thing.
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26505536]I asked him if I could go just now, and he told me "Fuck no. You'll either fuck something up or try to convince the Apple employees that you're right" Damnit. It would've been fucking hilarious to record it.[/QUOTE] Does he have to drive there? I was suggesting that you secretly follow him with a video camera. edit - [QUOTE]Tell him you'll not say a thing.[/QUOTE] Something tells me he won't agree to that either. edit - Well if you can't record his reaction at the store you should record it when he gets home.
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26505456]Tried that just now, and he told me that he'll talk to the Apple guys at the store, and that he doesn't want to call them because he is going there anyways. He going to leave for the Apple store in about an hour. I'm wondering if the employees there will laugh[/QUOTE] CAMERA! GET THE FUCKING CAMERA! NOW! This would probably be the funniest shit I'll ever watch. Tell me you have a phone with a nice microphone, at least. Better than nothing. [editline]5th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Mandrith;26505536]I asked him if I could go just now, and he told me "Fuck no. You'll either fuck something up or try to convince the Apple employees that you're right" Damnit. It would've been fucking hilarious to record it.[/QUOTE] Dammit, can't you just ask your mom to drive you there?
[QUOTE=st_nick5;26505566]Does he have to drive there? I was suggesting that you secretly follow him with a video camera.[/QUOTE] Yes, he has to drive there, and unfortunately I don't have my license yet, so I can't follow him to record it.
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26505601]Yes, he has to drive there, and unfortunately I don't have my license yet, so I can't follow him to record it.[/QUOTE] Tell him that you can't convince them you're right, they're the Apple employees.
[QUOTE=MasterFen007;26505616]Tell him that you can't convince them you're right, they're the Apple employees.[/QUOTE] I tried tell him that just now, and he told me to "Stop fucking asking or I'm taking your PS2 and dropping it out of the second story window"
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26505658]I tried tell him that just now, and he told me to "Stop fucking asking or I'm taking your PS2 and dropping it out of the second story window"[/QUOTE] Does your dad and Wingless' dad know each other? They both act the same.
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26505658]I tried tell him that just now, and he told me to "Stop fucking asking or I'm taking your PS2 and dropping it out of the second story window"[/QUOTE] Barricade your fucking house while he's out. Wood and nails are too weak, get your hands on some bricks and cement.
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26505658]I tried tell him that just now, and he told me to "Stop fucking asking or I'm taking your PS2 and dropping it out of the second story window"[/QUOTE] Fucking. Kill. Him. With a chainsaw. PS2s are awesome.
I'm starting to doubt about Mandrith's reliability, though. A large part of my brain is starting to scream "Come on! He can't be THIS fucking stupid! His son seems balanced and smart, and since he can't have inherited these traits from the father, the mother must not be a complete fucktard. A rational woman would have pretty much divorced."
Nobody threatens someone with destruction of one of the most revolutionary games consoles ever conceived.
[QUOTE=brandonsh;26505713]Fucking. Kill. Him. With a chainsaw.[/QUOTE] I'll beat the shit out of him with each one of the ten Macs he has had since 2000.
Do this: 1. Put an airbag inside his chair (aka, hide it.) 2. Put an airbag in the roof, and hope he doesn't notice it. 3. Watch as he'll get punched into the roof, and then back down again.
[QUOTE=Mandrith;26505764]I'll beat the shit out of him with each one of the ten Macs he has had since 2000.[/QUOTE] I like it. I once bought an iMac G3. If I could find the P.O.S, I'd donate it to the 'Beat the shit out of Mandrith's Dad' fund.
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