Computer illiterate people who think they know things V8: Mandrith appreciation Station. - Hardware & Software

mabe something like this? (but much better) [img]http://localhostr.com/files/FKzhtWv/orelseeee.png[/img]

Semi content from my local bank. Went to see a bank advisor, clerk asked if I was good with computers. I replied yes. She mentioned that the computers they use are slow as fuck. I check the computer out. A P4 Dell, probably from 2005-2006, XP Logo on the front. I look on the side and I see a sticker for WINDOWS 2000. It all made sense. I'm not sure how well maintained the machines are but I'm guessing not too well on the basis that it froze up 3 times during my 15 minute stay.

[QUOTE=KFrohman;27891147]Semi content from my local bank. Went to see a bank advisor, clerk asked if I was good with computers. I replied yes. She mentioned that the computers they use are slow as fuck. I check the computer out. A P4 Dell, probably from 2005-2006, XP Logo on the front. I look on the side and I see a sticker for WINDOWS 2000. It all made sense. I'm not sure how well maintained the machines are but I'm guessing not too well on the basis that it froze up 3 times during my 15 minute stay.[/QUOTE] My dad has a computer from -99. 7 gigs of harddrive space. Runs XP just fine.

[QUOTE=Blaberry;27891435]My dad has a computer from -99. 7 gigs of harddrive space. Runs XP just fine.[/QUOTE] -99? Are you a timelord?

[QUOTE=VistaPOWA;27893028]-99? Are you a timelord?[/QUOTE] Are you a wizard?

[QUOTE=LinuX;27887870]You are 13?[/QUOTE] You don't go in to web dev much, do you?

Do these threads always get slow right before they get closed? Cause if so, we should speed up the process a bit... Considering we only have 130 posts before close.

Neva

[QUOTE=Johnbooth;27893888]Do these threads always get slow right before they get closed? Cause if so, we should speed up the process a bit... Considering we only have 130 posts before close.[/QUOTE] This one time, I met someone who didnt know what CPU stood for, what an idiot!

[QUOTE=Fatal-Error;27894072]This one time, I met someone who didnt know what CPU stood for, what an idiot![/QUOTE] I don't mean spam, I mean more active conversation, or more REAL content.

This one time, I had my dog take a shit [editline]6th February 2011[/editline] [sp]Shitposting at it's finest[/sp]

[QUOTE=Warship;27894098]This one time, I had my dog take a shit[/QUOTE] Pics, or it didn't happen.

Well okay here it is [img]C:/Users/Daniel Holt/Desktop/dogshit.jpg[/img] [editline]6th February 2011[/editline] Why it no work? :saddowns:

[QUOTE=Johnbooth;27893888]Do these threads always get slow right before they get closed? Cause if so, we should speed up the process a bit... Considering we only have 130 posts before close.[/QUOTE] i dont really see a point in speeding up the new thread. kinda pointless.

[img_thumb]http://rogers-cybernetics.com/cpancake/bin/gunplayred18/Before%20you%20ask%20questions%20here%20LOOK%20AT%20THIS%20THREAD.png[/img_thumb][url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1021546-The-quot-Quick-Questions-that-does-not-Deserve-a-Thread-quot-...Thread.] [img]http://rogers-cybernetics.com/cpancake/bin/gunplayblue18/HERE!.png[/img][/url] [img]http://localhostr.com/files/FKzhtWv/orelseeee.png[/img]

[url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1021546-The-quot-Quick-Questions-that-does-not-Deserve-a-Thread-quot-...Thread.][img]http://localhostr.com/files/FKzhtWv/orelseeee.png[/img][/url] Or did we decide on this? [img]http://rogers-cybernetics.com/cpancake/bin/gunplayred18/Before%20you%20ask%20questions%20here%20LOOK%20AT%20THIS%20THREAD.png[/img][url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1021546-The-quot-Quick-Questions-that-does-not-Deserve-a-Thread-quot-...Thread.] [img]http://rogers-cybernetics.com/cpancake/bin/gunplayblue18/HERE!.png[/img][/url]

[QUOTE=supersnail11;27894384]Someone just post 120 times. Problem solved! [editline]6th February 2011[/editline] Oh wow the page is already over. Some one post the banner.[/QUOTE] [img]http://gyazo.com/3de2ea29eb63b5b093479538592fa9d1.png[/img] huh

CIPWTTKT V9: Mandrith is a sham, abandon station

[QUOTE=Warship;27894113]Well okay here it is [img_thumb]C:/Users/Daniel Holt/Desktop/dogshit.jpg[/img_thumb] [editline]6th February 2011[/editline] Why it no work? :saddowns:[/QUOTE] Well duh, there's a space in there.

[QUOTE=LemONPLaNE;27894706]Well duh, there's a space in there.[/QUOTE] And everyone knows you can't use the C: drive! [sp]You have to use the D: drive![/sp]

CIPWTTKT V9: Literates out of content, turning illiterative

CIPWTTKTAGCv9:titletoolong

So we're not going with Strawberry?

[QUOTE=Derpmeifter;27895145]So we're not going with Strawberry?[/QUOTE] I think we are, since we have the banner already

Could someone explain this Windows Strawberry thing to me?

[QUOTE=VistaPOWA;27895386]Could someone explain this Windows Strawberry thing to me?[/QUOTE] Nope.avi

[QUOTE=Warship;27895462]Nope.avi[/QUOTE] It's not even on the first 20 pages. It's hidden somewhere deep in the thread.

[url]http://livedocs.adobe.com/en_US/Photoshop/10.0/WS3A2270D2-5C5A-41d8-8AAD-727F699164BF.html[/url] Says the current version of photoshop is CS4

[QUOTE=supersnail11;27895821][url]http://livedocs.adobe.com/en_US/Photoshop/10.0/WS3A2270D2-5C5A-41d8-8AAD-727F699164BF.html[/url] Says the current version of photoshop is CS4[/QUOTE] The current version has been CS5 for about a year. Maybe more

[QUOTE=ManningQB18;27895953]The current version has been CS5 for about a year. Maybe more[/QUOTE] That's the joke.