Computer illiterate people who think they know things V8: Mandrith appreciation Station.
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[QUOTE=-Headcrab-;27337719]Beepbeepboopdinnndindndndneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeigh
Why the fuck does it do that?[/QUOTE]
Dial ups, faxes, and any other kind of device communicates through the telephone lines sends data by tones and sound pulses.
the dial up sound is fucking nostalgia overload to me
Ahh, dial-up, the days where you had wake up everyone in the house just to download some porn. And by the time your porn was downloaded you no longer had a boner.
[editline]10th January 2011[/editline]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQSiaxxw9FM[/media]
Here, have some more nostalgia.
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;27338008]the dial up sound is fucking nostalgia overload to me[/QUOTE]
the dial up sound is fucking ear rape overload to me
Hah, a friend of mine said he was going to get a 7600GT from some guy for free, and then later he's going to "upgrade" to an 8400GS.
Fun.
what page was I on?
I fucking hate my cousin
Side by side comparisons still won't convince him that PC's are superior to xbox 360s
[QUOTE=ze beaver;27338043]Ahh, dial-up, the days where you had wake up everyone in the house just to download some porn. And by the time your porn was downloaded you no longer had a boner.
[editline]10th January 2011[/editline]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQSiaxxw9FM[/media]
Here, have some more nostalgia.[/QUOTE]
I had that sound as my old laptop's Login sound...
WAY better then Vista's.
Now my Win. 7 desktop has the Sonic 3 and Knuckles title screen theme as the login.
Along with an entire Genesis-generation Sonic sound set.
Critical stops are the ring-loss sound.
:smug:
[QUOTE='[EG] Pepper;27338792']I fucking hate my cousin
Side by side comparisons still won't convince him that PC's are superior to xbox 360s[/QUOTE]
If you use consoles for anything but exclusive titles and racing games then you are a massive faggot.
[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;27339473]I had that sound as my old laptop's Login sound...
WAY better then Vista's.
Now my Win. 7 desktop has the Sonic 3 and Knuckles title screen theme as the login.
Along with an entire Genesis-generation Sonic sound set.
Critical stops are the ring-loss sound.
:smug:[/QUOTE]
I heard that dial-up sound so often, I can recreate it from memory.
Ah, the wonders of 28.8 kilobits per second. Because the phone lines were too low-quality to handle 56k.
I only heard it so much because my grandmother (bless her heart) used Dial up from AOL well into the XP years.
She switched to Time Warner Cable like.... 3 or so years before Vista came out on the market.
Well she can use Dial Up all she wants now in heaven....
;_;
So much nostalgia with dial-up :buddy:
I remember when my bro found an exploit with Bell's network, if you blocked the connection with the firewall, you could still access the net but the usage wasn't logged so we could play Starcraft 24/7 without going over our 50 hours cap.
Also a bit of content from the teachers at school : There's this one teacher who thinks he's some kind of computer god since he took a course about Office a few years ago.
Now, our physic teacher wanted to play a video with a 3D animation in it, the tech god offered to convert the VHS to a .avi. He did manage to make a video file but it was broken, he also broke the original VHS.
He didn't abandon his quest to make the video work. In some kind of brain fart, he thought "the video contains a 3D animation, so that means I could open it with a 3D modeling program!".
The next day while looking at the programs list I noticed something odd : Google Sketchup 6 (At the time sketchup 7 was out btw). I thought that was pretty odd since we don't have any design/modeling courses. Fast forward to my physics course, the tech god teacher enters the room and goes to talk with the other teacher. I'm pretty close to them so I manage to hear what they say : "So I've tried everything to get your video playing but it just won't work. I even tried Google Ketchups" "Uhh what's that?" "It's some kind of advanced video playing program for 3D animations!"
Not really funny but I facepalmed so hard I wonder if I hit the guy behind me.
Anyone else take CCNA?
[img]http://imgkk.com/i/t4ub.png[/img]
VLANs are fun
[QUOTE=compwhizii;27341054]Anyone else take CCNA?
[img_thumb]http://imgkk.com/i/t4ub.png[/img_thumb]
VLANs are fun[/QUOTE]
Time for a test :
What is it and how does it work?
[QUOTE=-Headcrab-;27334776]I CAN STlLL HEAR THE FUCKING SCREAMS OH GOD![/QUOTE]
QUIET PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
:frogsiren:
[QUOTE=compwhizii;27341054]Anyone else take CCNA?
[img_thumb]http://imgkk.com/i/t4ub.png[/img_thumb]
VLANs are fun[/QUOTE]
Before my CCNA I introduced a managed layer 3 procurve to a network of unmanaged switches and didn't set anything up, it decided it was in charge; bye bye corporate LAN for about 45 seconds
I consider this to be a total massive balls up, worse than the shit the users I support come up with tbh
you only make that mistake once in your career I guess, lucky I made it at night
[QUOTE=compwhizii;27341054]Anyone else take CCNA?
[img_thumb]http://imgkk.com/i/t4ub.png[/img_thumb]
VLANs are fun[/QUOTE]
[url]https://cisco.netacad.net/cnams/public/Login.jsp[/url]
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The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to maintenance downtime or capacity problems. Please try again later.[/quote]
Lots of fun sitting around all day doing nothing while waiting for cisco to fix it. :frown:
My USB HDD with ubuntu refuses to boot on the computers at school. :frown:
Now I have to use this damn shitty windows XP.
Trolling facebook is hillarious... you can't go 5 steps without running into a 'hipster wanting to be a goth who wacks off to slipknot'.
Getting shit like:
"SMD Faggot, if you do not comply i will have to pop a cap your ass motherfucker"
"In reality you're actually a puss who can't say stuff like this to my face without getting dropped lmao.o.o.o"
and most of all
"I'm so cool imma delte you and report you for cyberbullying CYAAAAAAAAa"
Takes me back...
All actual posts btw.
Look's like I fucking dun goof'd now.
[editline]12th January 2011[/editline]
Wait now I am content... FUCK!
[editline]12th January 2011[/editline]
CIPWTTKT V9: Why the fuck are we still doing this.
[QUOTE=compwhizii;27341054]Anyone else take CCNA?
[img_thumb]http://imgkk.com/i/t4ub.png[/img_thumb]
VLANs are fun[/QUOTE]
Woo, I have CCENT and CCNA
Here's my advice, composite 640-812 exam is soooo fucking difficult, go with 2 icnd exams
[editline]11th January 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=-Headcrab-;27335492]
People at my school like skull candy, black ops, put gay stickers on their laptops and use facebook.
[/QUOTE]
Nothing wrong with liking Black ops
[QUOTE=Wnd;27346800]
Nothing wrong with liking Black ops[/QUOTE]
They're probably the "Black ops is the best game ever made and everything else sucks big horse dick" type
[QUOTE=kaze4159;27346834]They're probably the "Black ops is the best game ever made and everything else sucks big horse dick" type[/QUOTE]
They're the "IM FUCKING NINJA SKELETON STAR SPANGLED EPIC NOOB TUBE PRO ELITE!", kind of people.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Capture1101.JPG[/img]
1. Troll someone with a few friends.
2. Make your friends delete their account as well as your own.
3. Use anothing account to view conversation.
4. ???
5. Dumbass looks like he's talking to himself.
God he sounds bat shit even when you see our comments.
[QUOTE=-Headcrab-;27346878]They're the "IM FUCKING NINJA SKELETON PRO AND I SUCK DICK 5 TIMES A DAY!", kind of people.[/QUOTE]
Stop it with the homophobia or you can get the fuck out of my thread.
I have nothing wrong with homosexuals, I just suck at articulating at 2am.
My apologies.
Late night, Downloading tons of Linux distro updates and new distro's to try and to collect while watching Bill cosby going off his nut on the Late show. Aww yeah :kamina:
My sister was doing something with her Moped. I asked her what was she doing.
She said she was taking pictures of her Bike so she could see it [u]better[/u].
In order to get my degree, I have to take a basic computer class. I also have to take it to start any web programming classes. Last night I was looking through the book to see what we might be doing today. The book is designed to go with Microsoft Office 2007. I know that 2010 is out, but 2007 is still going to be used. Then I saw what operating system was being used with the book: Windows XP.
Who the fuck uses XP anymore?! Admittedly, my old desktop is XP, but that's because I don't feel like dishing out money to upgrade. Not to mention, prior to this semester, the campus computers were all upgraded to WIndows 7. I checked the publishing date on the book and about facepalmed. 2006. I least I didn't get charged for the damn book.
My school uses books written when they still used Windows 98 (around 2005/6 they switched to XP)
[QUOTE=Raptor_Girl;27349637]In order to get my degree, I have to take a basic computer class. I also have to take it to start any web programming classes. Last night I was looking through the book to see what we might be doing today. The book is designed to go with Microsoft Office 2007. I know that 2010 is out, but 2007 is still going to be used. Then I saw what operating system was being used with the book: Windows XP.
Who the fuck uses XP anymore?! Admittedly, my old desktop is XP, but that's because I don't feel like dishing out money to upgrade. Not to mention, prior to this semester, the campus computers were all upgraded to WIndows 7. I checked the publishing date on the book and about facepalmed. 2006. I least I didn't get charged for the damn book.[/QUOTE]
So talk to the guy in the more advanced courses and get the prereq waived...
[editline]11th January 2011[/editline]
Seriously, I skipped like 3 programming classes and I admit I'm a terrible programmer, still better than 90% of the students.
The only book in our school that deals with internet stuff is about 10 years old and refers to ADSL as being a 'New and fast way to access the internet'. Not that I'm saying it can't be, but when it goes on for the previous page how fast your internet can be when you switch to 56 kbps, you know it's old.
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