Computer illiterate people who think they know things V8: Mandrith appreciation Station. - Hardware & Software

[QUOTE=zzlawlzz;27500398]I have windows in my house. It lets light in so I don't hurt my eye while reading instructions on how to install Windows.[/QUOTE] :psyboom:

[QUOTE=zzlawlzz;27500398]I have windows in my house. It lets light in so I don't hurt my eye while reading instructions on how to install Windows.[/QUOTE] Do the instructions explain how to run Windows on my Apple? Whenever I try it, the Apple always gets squashed.

[QUOTE=leach139;27500762]Do the instructions explain how to run Windows on my Apple? Whenever I try it, the Apple always gets squashed.[/QUOTE] Just put a penguin on your apple

[QUOTE=Derpmeifter;27500787]Just put a penguin on your apple[/QUOTE] No, use a seagull.

Put a [img]http://www.f1-software.com/images/icons/amiga-boing-ball.png[/img] on it.

Speaking of penguins, in my CS class in HS we were learning Java, the teacher handed us printed materials and it had the Linux Penguin - or whatever - on it, and we asked why and she said it was the "Java mascot" or something. We proceeded to get the document and change it to the Java cup. [editline]18th January 2011[/editline] And I think some people just shouldn't build PCs. This guy has been having the hardest time pluggin in his power buttons and such... [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1047858-Controll-panel-problems[/url]

[QUOTE=leach139;27500762]Do the instructions explain how to run Windows on my Apple? Whenever I try it, the Apple always gets squashed.[/QUOTE] Reminded me of this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI[/media]

So I went back to school today only to find out that google images has been blocked for "having rude images". I was wondering why they just didn't put it on strict search. So I just used bing image search which is completely unblocked and has safe search off :downs:

[QUOTE=QuickSnapz;27501798]So I went back to school today only to find out that google images has been blocked for "having rude images". I was wondering why they just didn't put it on strict search. So I just used bing image search which is completely unblocked and has safe search off :downs:[/QUOTE] Same at my school. They found and blocked my proxy too... pity, as I prefer google images to bing...

I went on facepunch for the 2 years I was there only to return to find it blocked. It's not like I even went to fast threads or any NSFW places.

SSH Tunnels for the absolute win. Fun fact: Using the SSH tunnel for casual browsing is actually faster than the regular internet connection. Don't ask how.

[QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;27501756]Reminded me of this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI[/media][/QUOTE] Holy shit that was actually decent, a mostly-literate comdey sketch that was still funny.

The technicians at my school wont allow external connections from their computers. Bearing in mind I need FTP access to my server to actualy do my coursework in school. Looks like a web based FTP client it is then...

[QUOTE=leach139;27500762]Do the instructions explain how to [b]get[/b] Windows on my Apple? Whenever I try it, the Apple always gets squashed.[/QUOTE] fixed. The windows must be connected to the wall/roof and there must be a gap between the window and lower part of the wall. but it lets all the bugs get in and destroy things. like things on your desktop monitor.

[QUOTE={ABK}AbbySciuto;27502535]SSH Tunnels for the absolute win. Fun fact: Using the SSH tunnel for casual browsing is actually faster than the regular internet connection. Don't ask how.[/QUOTE] Clearly caused by wizards. Also someone actually informed a teacher of the proxy we all use (kylepeabody.com/pxy) and, instead of reporting it, I saw her using it a few days later. chillest school ever

[QUOTE=B!N4RY;27494258]That's because it was made by Steve Jobs, who is the devil of hell.[/QUOTE] Wasn't there some guy last thread who said that his friend's penis got 2nd degree burns after he played crysis on his Pro? [editline]18th January 2011[/editline] he was playing it in bed or something

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[QUOTE=GrabbinPills;27504305]Wasn't there some guy last thread who said that his friend's penis got 2nd degree burns after he played crysis on his Pro? [editline]18th January 2011[/editline] he was playing it in bed or something[/QUOTE] Yeah that was my friend. It was amusing because he had to wear a bandage diaper. It wasn't that he was playing in bed, but that he had blocked the heat vent with his crotch. Mine has given me a couple minor burns, but nothing too serious. But it's impossible to use if I'm wearing shorts, there has to be something between it and my skin. Also it gets incredibly [i]loud[/i] if I am running anything even mildly graphics intensive on Windows. It seems the fan has two settings: Off or [b]VERY ON.[/b] It turns on too late and doesn't turn off again until I shut the computer. Someone has to make better drivers for Windows for this thing, Apple didn't do a good job at all.

[img]http://gyazo.com/d22ed77208a51a42ed30166d8c91890c.png[/img] New gold mine, the Roblox Tech Support forums. [url]http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowForum.aspx?ForumID=14[/url] Eat your heart out.

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[QUOTE=wingless;27500190]No, The windows a door.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCzBS11xPkQ[/media]

[QUOTE=halofreak472;27420847]A few days ago at school I got mad at some kid, he told me he will give me a trojan. I asked him how, he said he will send me porn. Two days later, he asks "Would you rather go outside and get a million dollars, or get a quantum core and Crysis?" And today I get this: [img_thumb]http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/8387/stupidandrea.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] UPDATE: Today at school I talked to him, he told me he hacked me, I just didn't know it. He claims to have found all my porn. I laughed, and continued to question him throughout the day to see what else he could make up. I asked him for my IP, and he said I didn't have one.

Fixing page 69.

Needs mandatory computer 69 with mice or flash drives.

I don't get the point of fixing pages. What am I missing. Also neighbour needs a new PC for photoshop + browsing the web, and I was thinking SSD. Comments?

SSD + hackintosh = Photoshop in 1 second

Not necessary unless the price range permits for one.

[QUOTE=Tools;27510926]I don't get the point of fixing pages. What am I missing. Also neighbour needs a new PC for photoshop + browsing the web, and I was thinking SSD. Comments?[/QUOTE] Post count + 1 while 'helping'.

[QUOTE=Tools;27510926]I don't get the point of fixing pages. What am I missing.[/QUOTE] I figured it was the cool new word for page king [editline]19th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Shadaez;27511228]Post count + 1 while 'helping'.[/QUOTE] "helping" [editline]19th January 2011[/editline] :airquote:

I am helping end this thread. :airquote: