CIPWTTKT&GC v0X12 (v18): Makol can't Computer Very Good

[01271]

My dad is well known for his computer knowledge in the French speaking community around town, he knows a lot of stuff I do not about how systems work, how to manage websites, do a lot of shit I don't understand but ironically he sometimes doesn't know how to do simpler stuff, he also does it all the hard way.
Anyways, we know a family who's mom has raised a son without the internet in their home for more than a decade now, she's had it installed recently, is clueless and she's already worrying about how to get a file back if she sends it to someone. My dad is their tech support. I predict more content soon.

Also my mom dragged me to her friend's house to help her figure out yahoo mail, I take one quick look at the desktop as internet explorer starts up and I suppress laughter for the rest of the time I'm there... The desktop is [i]covered[/i] with porn video files. It's all those really stereotypical porn names too, stuff along the lines of "FIST_IN_MUFF.FLV", "SEXY_JULIE_SUCKING_ASKS_FOR_MORE.mp4"
She didn't seem to know that they were there or what they did but one day she's accidentally gonna double click on one of them...

[reevezy67]

Uploading is usually the culprit. So yeah torrents.

[Doritos_Man]

[QUOTE=MC3craze;35420472]Most likely torrents.

[editline]dicks[/editline]

Oh nice automerge.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=c1ey8EnVSiA#t=81s[/url]

[altern]

why don't you just scan it with mse for her?

[reevezy67]

Older it support guys are all like that.

[DarkPrince946]

All my porn is on 2 pen drives, both with miltary grade encryption on them. The password to one is Pi to 75 decimal places, and the other is lightspeed in cm/s and they never leave my neck. Good luck getting it.

[MC3craze]

[QUOTE=DarkPrince946;35420768]All my porn is on 2 pen drives, both with miltary grade encryption on them. The password to one is Pi to 75 decimal places, and the other is lightspeed in cm/s and they never leave my neck. Good luck getting it.[/QUOTE]

Jesus, mine is sitting in a folder on my desktop.

And I don't usually lock my PC.

[DarkPrince946]

If they are unused for 2 minutes, they re-encrypt and re-lock as well.

[Ownederd]

[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;35419961]227 posts...

No thanks. Too full...

I just got home from eating unlimited wings at Quaker Steak and Lube. I was in a competition with a friend of mine. I ate 58 fucking wings he maxed at 57, and I only stopped because we had been there for like 3 hours. 8 glasses of water, 58 wings, 1 twizzler. ALL OF MY REGRET.[/QUOTE]

holy fuck don't get into that

exercise some self-discipline when eating

you're hurting yourself

[altern]

what the fuck man. mine's hidden inside 18 empty folders but really, encryption?

[Ac!dL3ak]

[QUOTE=DarkPrince946;35420768]All my porn is on 2 pen drives, both with miltary grade encryption on them. The password to one is Pi to 75 decimal places, and the other is lightspeed in cm/s and they never leave my neck. Good luck getting it.[/QUOTE]

well that's great, but how are you gonna get pi to 75 decimal places and the lightspeed in cm/s when you need to decrypt them

[MC3craze]

[QUOTE=Ac!dL3ak;35420859]well that's great, but how are you gonna get pi to 75 decimal places and the lightspeed in cm/s when you need to decrypt them[/QUOTE]

Google

[altern]

anyone know how to get this screen:
[img]http://puu.sh/nONS[/img]
to stay logged in?
I'm clicking on "view steam profile" on tf2outpost

[Ac!dL3ak]

[QUOTE=MC3craze;35420869]Google[/QUOTE]

hmm

if the passwords are over 76 characters long but easily guessable, does that make them any more secure???

[DarkPrince946]

[QUOTE=Ac!dL3ak;35420859]well that's great, but how are you gonna get pi to 75 decimal places and the lightspeed in cm/s when you need to decrypt them[/QUOTE]

Memory.
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899
Light Speed;
29979245800cm/s
That one is easy :P

[Xarxes The Great]

[QUOTE=Ownederd;35420844]holy fuck don't get into that

exercise some self-discipline when eating

you're hurting yourself[/QUOTE]

Dude I normally eat like 1600 calories a day. Calm the fuck down. It was a bit of fun between some friends.

[butre]

[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;35419961]227 posts...

No thanks. Too full...

I just got home from eating unlimited wings at Quaker Steak and Lube. I was in a competition with a friend of mine. I ate 58 fucking wings he maxed at 57, and I only stopped because we had been there for like 3 hours. 8 glasses of water, 58 wings, 1 twizzler. ALL OF MY REGRET.[/QUOTE]

so how's that diet working for you?

[postcert]

[QUOTE=Ac!dL3ak;35420892]hmm

if the passwords are over 76 characters long but easily guessable, does that make them any more secure???[/QUOTE]

Well unless pi to 76 digits and the speed of light are both in the tables the person trying to crack his porn encryption it would be out of the ordinary. For a brute force attack the 76 digits will help, and I cannot remember any popular math constants in any password tables I have seen. Would be a good idea though, but all it would take is one distorted digit to negate.

[Wingar]

[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;35420993]so how's that diet working for you?[/QUOTE]

He's not on it yet.

[Ac!dL3ak]

[QUOTE=Bonzai11;35420997]Well unless pi to 76 digits and the speed of light are both in the tables the person trying to crack his porn encryption it would be out of the ordinary. For a brute force attack the 76 digits will help, and I cannot remember any popular math constants in any password tables I have seen. Would be a good idea though, but all it would take is one distorted digit to negate.[/QUOTE]

what do you even have in there that requires this type of encryption

[Xarxes The Great]

[QUOTE=wingless;35421018]He's not on it yet.[/QUOTE]

Except I am...

[DarkPrince946]

[QUOTE=Ac!dL3ak;35421020]what do you even have in there that requires this type of encryption[/QUOTE]

My sweet, sweet porn.

[Xarxes The Great]

It's 2012 and you're still downloading porn.

[DarkPrince946]

[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;35421054]It's 2012 and you're still downloading porn.[/QUOTE]

Haven't you heard? The worlds gonna end, I will have the last porn, ON EARTH!
*evil laugh*

In all honesty I rarely use it, even though it has shit load of porn on it, the internets has moar.

[douche beat]

[QUOTE=Ac!dL3ak;35421020]what do you even have in there that requires this type of encryption[/QUOTE]

Probably copias amounts of scat

[Xarxes The Great]

So delete it if you rarely use it...

[butre]

only kind of porn you need to encrypt is child porn

[postcert]

[QUOTE=DarkPrince946;35421078]Haven't you heard? The worlds gonna end, I will have the last porn, ON EARTH!
*evil laugh*

In all honesty I rarely use it, even though it has shit load of porn on it, the internets has moar.[/QUOTE]

The world will end and the only system you will find will be an old Windows ME system. The second you plug in your drive it attempts to find a driver and blue-screens. Then after a year of tinkering with the standard usb drivers you finally get it to recognize the flash drive only to find out the system is missing libraries that are necessary for decryption.

I would print it out frame by frame and make moving picture books if you are looking forward to an end of the world scenario.

[DarkPrince946]

It was a fun project of mine :L

[Xarxes The Great]

[QUOTE=DarkPrince946;35421231]It was a fun project of mine :L[/QUOTE]

And a dumb one at that.