Delete System32
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[QUOTE=Sinclair;25669487]Whip up the good 'ol System32 deletion. Or, you can run Prime95 and see what happens.[/QUOTE]
Son of a bitch
You guys do know he said no deleting of system files, right?
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;25668312]I know what a fork bomb is. apparently you don't.
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install Gentoo, set the default shell as /bin/login[/QUOTE]
[quote]
A fork bomb using the Microsoft Windows (any version) batch language:
[code]%0|%0[/code]
[/quote]
[QUOTE=Squarebob;25669736]You guys do know he said no deleting of system files, right?[/QUOTE]
No deleting, but what about replacing? Try replacing explorer.exe with whatever type of "Hello World" you have lying around from previous classes.
Delete input classes in the registry and that should fuck it up for good in normal boot mode, how ever in safe mode I think that you could fix it or CD Recovery mode.
Here is something nice. Get Runtime Software Drive ImageXml and backup your computer with that, and when you get the computer back just replace fucked up operating system with working operating system. I did this once and I was able to fix my windows box nicely, I just replace my core system which was on one partition and then was able to use it again.
[QUOTE=Squarebob;25669736]You guys do know he said no deleting of system files, right?[/QUOTE]
Oh, sorry. Prime95 doesn't, however, it's gonna do interesting shit :science:
42.zip
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:pseudo:
Not a way to mess up a computer, but to fool the fuck out of people.
[code]lol=msgbox("Your Message Here",16,"Your Title Here")[/code]
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Use in Notepad.
[QUOTE=Sinclair;25670162]Not a way to mess up a computer, but to fool the fuck out of people.
[code]lol=msgbox("Your Message Here",16,"Your Title Here")[/code]
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Use in Notepad.[/QUOTE]
Fuck VBS
[QUOTE=Sinclair;25670162]Not a way to mess up a computer, but to fool the fuck out of people.
[code]lol=msgbox("Your Message Here",16,"Your Title Here")[/code]
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Use in Notepad.[/QUOTE]
Now combine that with a fork bomb.
[QUOTE=not_Morph53;25671506]Fuck VBS[/QUOTE]
I didn't mean you had to use it, but it was just a idea.
I agree with Prime95 suggestion! It rocketed my i7 870 up to 80 C in under a minute. Imagine what it will do to whatever hunk of crap the school has :v:
1. Get another HDD
2. Install WIN2K to it.
3. Set that HDD as primary boot drive.
4. Remove other drive from boot menu.
6. Proxy settings in all browsers to random numbers.
7. Create a .BAT file on desktop that turns off the computer with a 120 second countdown, and make the icon into Internet Explorer/Insert Browser here.
8. Replace Windows Login sounds with annoying beeping sounds.
9. Place a load of annoying things in the startup folder.
10. Tape under mouse/remove mouseball.
11. Disable USB ports.
12. Annoying flashing background.
13. Set the resolution to something impossible to read.
Have fun :v:
[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;25671907]I agree with Prime95 suggestion! It rocketed my i7 870 up to 80 C in under a minute. Imagine what it will do to whatever hunk of crap the school has :v:[/QUOTE]
You know what's a good idea? Strap a hair dryer to any area where air is blowing in, run Prime95, turn the hair dryer on high, and wait.
Instant bomb!
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[QUOTE=VeryNiceGuy;25672222]1. Get another HDD
2. Install WIN2K to it.
3. Set that HDD as primary boot drive.
4. Remove other drive from boot menu.
6. Proxy settings in all browsers to random numbers.
7. Create a .BAT file on desktop that turns off the computer with a 120 second countdown, and make the icon into Internet Explorer/Insert Browser here.
8. Replace Windows Login sounds with annoying beeping sounds.
9. Place a load of annoying things in the startup folder.
10. Tape under mouse/remove mouseball.
11. Disable USB ports.
12. Annoying flashing background.
13. Set the resolution to something impossible to read.
Have fun :v:[/QUOTE]
Better idea: Windows ME.
Oh, man.
[QUOTE=Sinclair;25672225]You know what's a good idea? Strap a hair dryer to any area where air is blowing in, run Prime95, turn the hair dryer on high, and wait.
Instant bomb!
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Better idea: Windows ME.
Oh, man.[/QUOTE]
Fuck Windows ME!
Windows 95 is the shit!
[QUOTE=Doritos_Man;25672309]Fuck Windows ME!
Windows 95 is the shit![/QUOTE]
Windows 98SE was pretty good.
Screenshot desktop, set as background, ctrl alt del and end explorer.exe
Also disable icons and the taskbar for extra confusion when they restart explorer.exe, and for it to be a little more tricky, move all the desktop icons into a folder somewhere in C:/
Not as devious as some of the other posts, but it'll work really well.
[QUOTE=Sinclair;25672336]Windows 98SE was pretty good.[/QUOTE]
Windows 3 was pretty good
[QUOTE=Doritos_Man;25672376]Windows 3 was pretty good[/QUOTE]
3.11 :smug:
[QUOTE=Doritos_Man;25672376]Windows 3 was pretty good[/QUOTE]
MSDOS was the shit.
[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;25672395]MSDOS was the shit.[/QUOTE]
Oh god, Nostalgia Overload
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmEvPZUdAVI[/media]
[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;25672395]MSDOS was the shit.[/QUOTE]
However, if we're talking about actual shit, try Microsoft Bob.
[QUOTE=Sinclair;25672418]Oh god, Nostalgia Overload
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmEvPZUdAVI[/media][/QUOTE]
Teh Fuck?
Suddenly, Windows 98 seems so much cooler.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jij5Nzh2Sj4[/media]
I'm having headaches from Nostalgia right now guys. I'm serious.
[QUOTE=Doritos_Man;25672309]Fuck Windows ME!
Windows 95 is the shit![/QUOTE]
95 was interesting. If you uninstall windows guardian (may have been windows defender. I've forgotten), the computer would basically die.
This assignment would be a joke. I'd just instantly reinstall windows and not even look at the problem. For damaging the computer I'd delete everything in the startmenu then go to properties and remove the controll panel and everything else. Add a non existent monitor set the taskbar to autohide unlock it and put it on the fake monitor, delete all the desktop icons then set it to hide desktop icons and remove explorer.exe from the startup.
Install Ylmf OS. It's linux, but made to look like WinXP.
Do nothing, make them think you have done something
So many possibilities. I would use a broken monitor background, remove task bar and icons, and disable the mouse and keyboard. Hilarity is assured as long as there are no real computer geeks.
[QUOTE=drummerundrcovr;25665796]open IE
tools->internet options->connections
click lan settings
tick "use a proxy..." & put random numbers in the address box.
wallah you can't go on any sites[/QUOTE]
You could also go into your hosts file and block every IP address (I think 127.0.0.1 *.* might work) which will stop you from connecting to the internet altogether.
Edit:
Also fuck with the BIOS.
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