Computer illiterate people who think they know things V5 = I FLICK PSU VOLTAGE SWITCH

[butre]

[QUOTE=Slithersoul;23999262]So is my monitor smaller than justin biebers dick or what[/QUOTE]

considerably larger

[Onlyonebowman]

I'm really glad I found this guy, I enjoy trolling stupid kids.

[lolzone]

i'll rerail this thread with a story.

once i was at a friends house. i asked him how many gigabytes of storage space he had. "oh yeah I have 120 gigabytes. it's so big!"

:doh:

[Slithersoul]

[QUOTE=Wombo194;23999323]Not all twelve year olds are like this. I'm 13 and I'm nothing like this. While I agree most people around 10-13 are idiots, not all of them are.[/QUOTE]

I'm 14 and everyone at my school think XBOX360 is the best console and MW2 is the best game ever

:sigh:

[lolzone]

[QUOTE=Slithersoul;23999395]I'm 14 and everyone at my school think XBOX360 is the best console and MW2 is the best game ever

:sigh:[/QUOTE]

personally, I do agree with the xbox 360 part. I have played games on the PS3, Wii, and Xbox 360, and I enjoyed the xbox 360 games the most. But they are completely wrong with the modern warfare 2 part. The multiplayer mode is heavily lacking, and the single player campaign is like gum. It's good for the first few minutes, and then you're just chewing this tasteless gray lump.

but I really don't want to derail this thread with talk about consoles and games, so let's focus on computer illiteracy.

[fancy ghost ☂]

Last summer a friend came over when I was playing Crysis, we were going to go get coke or whatever and I was like "okay let me shut down my computer". We went upstairs and he was like "woah, what game is that" and I told him it was Crysis and it was PC only. He looked at it for a minute, then said "Xbox has better graphics than the PC. PCs are shitty for games."

generic story but whateva

[Wombo194]

Content:

Friend: The xbox360 is the best gaming console ever!
Me: I prefer pc gaming.
friend: Why?
Me: Its much more customizable, has mod support, has better graphics and is generally better.
Friend: Dude pc games have horrible graphics, and why would you want to support hacking?
Me: No, modding for pc makes it so you can have custom content or have an entirely different game using the stuff already in the game.
Friend: Oh

[Boris-B]

The second part of:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPeI2w3kJtQ[/media]

Need one of those.

[fancy ghost ☂]

[QUOTE=Wombo194;23999668]Content:

Friend: The xbox360 is the best gaming console ever!
Me: I prefer pc gaming.
friend: Why?
Me: Its much more customizable, has mod support, has better graphics and is generally better.
Friend: Dude pc games have horrible graphics, and why would you want to support hacking?
Me: No, modding for pc makes it so you can have custom content or have an entirely different game using the stuff already in the game.
Friend: Oh[/QUOTE]

it's also depressing when you try to explain actual mods to a person whose only experience is 'modded' controllers (yea it hass som lights on it nd it shoot guns even realy faster!1)

I don't talk about computers or games and shit at my school at all, ever to avoid stupid shit like this coming up

[SPESSMEHREN]

[QUOTE=Boris-B;23998890]You guys are retarded beyond belief. Seriously some people are as bad as this kid.

Here are a few things that need to be clarified:

-42.zip is completely useless! It's a zip file containing other zip files which contain other zip files and so on. When everything is extracted it ends up taking a shit load of HDD space. Which in itself is not a big deal because the files it generates can be deleted. No one is going through the trouble of extracting those files it's huge tedious work and it's a pain in the ass. These kind of files were designed to keep AVs busy for hours scanning that one file while a real virus gets in.

-The batch files WILL NOT WORK. He's not that retarded batch files can't do magic and he won't fall for it.

-Anything I mean ANYTHING that you send him over youtube or something will not work. He will not download a random MW2 hack. He knows that he's being "targeted" and there's a good amount of BS coming his way. It doesn't matter if it's a zip file or a bat file or an exe. HE WILL NOT FALL FOR IT!

This is starting to look a lot like raiding to me. When and if the mods get in here it won't be pretty.

If you really want to fuck this kid over there are a few things you need:
-Don't post about it here. The mods won't be happy and asshats will ruin it.
-Know your shit. To get to the kid you need at least some knowledge in coding and exploits.

So please, don't be as retarded as that kid. He's obviously ignoring people and you are just wasting time.[/QUOTE]Send him a PDF with JavaScript code that Adobe Acrobat executes by default.

[Boris-B]

Wait What? Acrobat executes Javascript? Adobe I am disappoint.

[Wombo194]

The same friend said that the ps2 is better then the ps3, saying that graphics, a home menu, online, motion controlls, blue Ray, and HD support are all useless features.

[Oppy]

[QUOTE=Wombo194;23999900]The same friend said that the ps2 is better then the ps3, saying that graphics, a home menu, online, motion controlls, blue Ray, and HD support are all useless features.[/QUOTE]

Troll?

[Skanic]

What made me mad was when all the school kids are talking on the buss about how they get head shots and kill streak in mw2 and they talk about it the entire time which is kinda irritating.

[Alice]

[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;23999805]Send him a PDF with JavaScript code that Adobe Acrobat executes by default.[/QUOTE]

Wouldn't any halfway updated Acrobat catch a Javascript exploit?

[Wombo194]

[QUOTE=Strikebango;23999951]What made me mad was when all the school kids are talking on the buss about how they get head shots and kill streak in mw2 and they talk about it the entire time which is kinda irritating.[/QUOTE]

Same here man, I feal your pain :love:

[Skanic]

Ive tried today for the first time Mac osx its kinda okish but i wouldn't buy a mac because of it's price.

[GWMCOCD]

HAHA

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQgdeHaXsqc[/media]

Sure would suck to be this kid...

[Boris-B]

Kid? didn't he call himself grandpa?

But seriously where's the power button?

[Moreto]

[QUOTE=Boris-B;24000164]Kid? didn't he call himself grandpa?

But seriously where's the power button?[/QUOTE]
It's flush to the back of the mac, I had to feel for it most of the time.

[Skanic]

Why would you put the power button on the back wouldn't be better if the Apple Symbol would be the power button?

[Moreto]

[QUOTE=Strikebango;24000366]Why would you put the power button on the back wouldn't be better if the Apple Symbol would be the power button?[/QUOTE]
Because the back arcs out, it's probably easier to have it there because of how compact everything already is in a imac.

[Squarebob]

I thought there was a power button the on right side of the keyboard, on the side, if you know what I mean.

[fancy ghost ☂]

His voice is so funny, it makes me feel worse for him.

[odellus]

[QUOTE=GWMCOCD;24000124]HAHA

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQgdeHaXsqc[/media]

Sure would suck to be this kid...[/QUOTE]

poor guy, he sounds so sad, and he's definitely not a kid

[4rawrs2]

Don't know if its been mentioned yet, but couldn't someone compile an .exe with 42.zip so it extracts all the layers of it and just make up a good story behind it? It wouldn't fail as easily then. Make it "install" to some obscure place on his HDD.

[Unreliable]

today i was talking to my friend before we did our orchestra concert

and somehow the subject got onto computers...

Him: "Dude, my friend just got a new computer!"
Me: "Cool!! Do you know the specs?"
Him: "He said it has 2 i7's"
Me: Thinking he means an i7 980x, "Cool man"
Him: "He also said 64GB of RAM"
Me: "What"

i later found out from the friend

Friend: "I soldered an i7 on top of another one, and then multiplied the RAM by 8, the graphics card is a nvidia 8600"

i proceeded to say, "good..............................lord that's a lie"

[odellus]

orchestra concert

sorry but I had to laugh

a lot

[4rawrs2]

Everyone besides me in the house gets hopelessly confused when something as simple as headphones being plugged into the speakers makes it so you can't hear anything. :doh:

[fancy ghost ☂]

[QUOTE=Unreliable;24000945]today i was talking to my friend before we did our orchestra concert

and somehow the subject got onto computers...

Him: "Dude, my friend just got a new computer!"
Me: "Cool!! Do you know the specs?"
Him: "He said it has 2 i7's"
Me: Thinking he means an i7 980x, "Cool man"
Him: "He also said 64GB of RAM"
Me: "What"

i later found out from the friend

Friend: "I soldered an i7 on top of another one, and then multiplied the RAM by 8, the graphics card is a nvidia 8600"

i proceeded to say, "good..............................lord that's a lie"[/QUOTE]

holy fuck I want to punch him