Computer illiterate people who think they know things V5 = I FLICK PSU VOLTAGE SWITCH - Hardware & Software

[QUOTE=cccritical;24221637] [editline]06:33PM[/editline] on the last day of school a kid brought in cod1 on a flash drive and about ten of us were playing it, this kid thought he could just plug the USB in and launch it then take it out and it'd work 100%[/QUOTE] I would love to do this but the majority of the people in my school are tards. So what I did on the last few days was bring my laptop and me and some friends did cortex command. My laptop sucks though so it laged like hell.

[QUOTE=cccritical;24221637]on the last day of school a kid brought in cod1 on a flash drive and about ten of us were playing it, this kid thought he could just plug the USB in and launch it then take it out and it'd work 100%[/QUOTE] Works with some games, if you connect to a server, and fully load maps/textures/everything required to play.

I've never ever managed to open ports. Tried countless walkthroughs and tutorials. It's almost like my router/modem doesn't support it.

[url]http://gulfport.craigslist.org/zip/1906835606.html[/url] I don't even know what this person is trying to say.

He's alerting other idiots not to buy a couch, it was posted by a supposed bot.

[QUOTE=cccritical;24221637]on the last day of school a kid brought in cod1 on a flash drive and about ten of us were playing it, this kid thought he could just plug the USB in and launch it then take it out and it'd work 100%[/QUOTE] Hah, My friends did this once with Halo, The Level was loaded. The match ended. They had the flash drive unplugged. I told then "You know, thats not gonna work" they replied "Well then why is it!", So being the smart-ass I am "Well then don't complain to me when it fucks up at the end of the game", I walked away back to work. Later I went over to see the match ending, The scoreboard came up and so I said "Here it comes!" They go back to the menu and... CRASH. "Told you, Dickshits." Walked off very :smug:. [editline]10:52AM[/editline] Oh and I know, I'm an ass.

People on craigslist are fucking stupid. [b]First post:[/b] [url]http://springfieldil.craigslist.org/zip/1906353402.html[/url] [b]Dumbass reply:[/b] [url]http://springfieldil.craigslist.org/zip/1906464656.html[/url]

[QUOTE=wingless;24224025]Hah, My friends did this once with Halo, The Level was loaded. The match ended. They had the flash drive unplugged. I told then "You know, thats not gonna work" they replied "Well then why is it!", So being the smart-ass I am "Well then don't complain to me when it fucks up at the end of the game", I walked away back to work. Later I went over to see the match ending, The scoreboard came up and so I said "Here it comes!" They go back to the menu and... CRASH. "Told you, Dickshits." Walked off very :smug:. [editline]10:52AM[/editline] Oh and I know, I'm an ass.[/QUOTE] not like you knew anyway [editline]08:59PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Onlyonebowman;24224056]People on craigslist are fucking stupid. [b]First post:[/b] [url]http://springfieldil.craigslist.org/zip/1906353402.html[/url] [b]Dumbass reply:[/b] [url]http://springfieldil.craigslist.org/zip/1906464656.html[/url][/QUOTE] that's not computer illiterate at all and the guy isn't even that stupid, just has really bad grammar

[QUOTE=wingless;24224025]Hah, My friends did this once with Halo, The Level was loaded. The match ended. They had the flash drive unplugged. I told then "You know, thats not gonna work" they replied "Well then why is it!", So being the smart-ass I am "Well then don't complain to me when it fucks up at the end of the game", I walked away back to work. Later I went over to see the match ending, The scoreboard came up and so I said "Here it comes!" They go back to the menu and... CRASH. "Told you, Dickshits." Walked off very :smug:. [editline]10:52AM[/editline] Oh and I know, I'm an ass.[/QUOTE] Sorry but that story was really nerdy. As for my own story, whilst I was away from my computer, my mom took my pen tablet, plugged it into her computer, and kept trying to sign a paper with it in Word. After five minutes of that, she calls me over and keeps asking me why it won't work. I then printed out the paper and gave her a real pen.

[QUOTE=Mobon1;24224648]Sorry but that story was really nerdy. As for my own story, whilst I was away from my computer, my mom took my pen tablet, plugged it into her computer, and kept trying to sign a paper with it in Word. After five minutes of that, she calls me over and keeps asking me why it won't work. I then printed out the paper and gave her a real pen.[/QUOTE] nerdy? what? you're on a fucking internet forum made from a mod about a game, in the hardware and software section

[QUOTE=Onlyonebowman;24224056]People on craigslist are fucking stupid. [b]First post:[/b] [url]http://springfieldil.craigslist.org/zip/1906353402.html[/url] [b]Dumbass reply:[/b] [url]http://springfieldil.craigslist.org/zip/1906464656.html[/url][/QUOTE] Thats not computer illiteracy just plain stupidity.

[QUOTE=Odellus;24224687]nerdy? what? you're on a fucking internet forum made from a mod about a game, in the hardware and software section[/QUOTE] I wasn't trying to be mean or anything, really. Wrong words or something I suppose. He was just like "I'm one hardcore motherfucker" because he told his friends a game wouldn't work. Basically the "Oh and I know, I'm an ass" was pretty stupid to add. So I'll just leave before you rip my head off.

[QUOTE=Odellus;24215538] bull fucking horseshit, you running at 1024x768 or something? [/QUOTE] Nay, no horseshit is to be had. Running it at 1920 or something like that. Too lazy to look at the exact number. [editline]10:06PM[/editline] Oh snap I just made a pun. Totally didn't even try.

somehow i doubt you actually have aa to max if you dont know your screens resolution.

[QUOTE=Mattk50;24225535]somehow i doubt you actually have aa to max if you dont know your screens resolution.[/QUOTE] there are some people that have the money to buy ridiculously powerful computers and then not give a shit about how they work not saying redonkulous is one, but people like maxishine who pretty much throw a supercomputer away each week and get a new one

Can someone give me the picture of how blue fans keep your comp cool red ones make them hot

[QUOTE=cccritical;24225933]there are some people that have the money to buy ridiculously powerful computers and then not give a shit about how they work not saying redonkulous is one, but people like maxishine who pretty much throw a supercomputer away each week and get a new one[/QUOTE] he has a 5870 and he's saying he never drops below 60 FPS everything on very high at 1920x1080 with 8x AA...

[QUOTE=Odellus;24226225]he has a 5870 and he's saying he never drops below 60 FPS everything on very high at 1920x1080 with 8x AA...[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=cccritical;24225933][b] not saying redonkulous is one[/b][/QUOTE]

oh that's his username

wait what who are we talking about odellus

redonkulous

[QUOTE=cccritical;24219708]speaking of laughing at lesser educated people[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=drummerundrcovr;24219785]Ohhh the irony. [editline]06:03PM[/editline] :irony:[/QUOTE] Don't you hate typing quickly on an Ipod keyboard?

[QUOTE=cccritical;24225933]there are some people that have the money to buy ridiculously powerful computers and then not give a shit about how they work not saying redonkulous is one, but people like maxishine who pretty much throw a supercomputer away each week and get a new one[/QUOTE] Maxishine understands how computers work. He likes to buy new things. He has money, where do you get off telling him how to spend it?

Next thred name Computer illiterate people who think they know things V6: No Content for 125 Pages!

[QUOTE=Zenpod;24227958]Next thred name Computer illiterate people who think they know things V6: No Content for 125 Pages![/QUOTE] No one cares about it

Moving on to computer illiterates again... School Counselor: UDK you say? Maybe you could take lessons at the glendale community college! GGC: Advanced Courses: Learn about microsoft office 1997! I do not kid, this was only months ago.

[QUOTE=jjsullivan;24228855]Moving on to computer illiterates again... School Counselor: UDK you say? Maybe you could take lessons at the glendale community college! GGC: Advanced Courses: Learn about microsoft office 1997! I do not kid, this was only months ago.[/QUOTE] Take it, get a free certificate.

[QUOTE=jjsullivan;24228855]Moving on to computer illiterates again... School Counselor: UDK you say? Maybe you could take lessons at the glendale community college! GGC: Advanced Courses: Learn about microsoft office 1997! I do not kid, this was only months ago.[/QUOTE] I wish community colleges around here would teach me about the latest and greatest software like that

Before, I told mum I was gonna upgrade to Windows 7, she goes "You don't even use what we've got!".... "Mum, Do you know what Windows is?".. I know it's not exactly what this thread is asking for, but I was just, stunned that she thought I didn't use my OS..

Actual content: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=988339[/url] And I think I need something to put in my boxes.. What about some gaybows?