Computer illiterate people who think they know things V5 = I FLICK PSU VOLTAGE SWITCH - Hardware & Software

I love having a laptop at school. I once was playing uplink and someone said "Oh whats that?" I was gonna say it's just a game but I hesitated and said "It's my Uplink OS", "Oh whats that?", "It's what you get when you sign up to be an uplink agent" I proceeded to show the kid uplinks awesome features (No I didn't show him the whole gigaquad shit hehe) and he thought I was actually hacking at some points. Then I said what It actually was. My Conscience got the better of me.

*Bogan on the other line* AWW I'VE SPILT AFTERSHAVE ON MY MACBOOK ~ Oh, that's no good- IT HASN'T DAMAGED THE KEYBOARD BUT THE SCREEN IS FUUUUCKED ~ Well at least it smells nice right? *Bogan is amused* BUT WOT YOU THINK REPLACEMENT WILL COST?! ~ You can't quote me on this, but up to $1000 - those MacBook's cost $1200 *Yells to his wife/girlfriend/stoned sister* OI SHEELA, HE SAYS IT'LL COST ONE GRAND AND IT'S BETTER TO BUY A NEW ONE *Another person yelling* THAT'S BULLSHEET!~ ~ Uh *butting in*, you'll need to take that to a service provider to get it checked out *gives addresses* YOU HAVE NEXT BYTE YES? ~ That's almost 20k's away, there's ones closer! YEH NA COO. *click* I have no idea why he had his MacBook in the toilet. What was he doing? Updating his Facebook to say "Aw yeh takin' shit!"? :|

Maybe he was using the webcam for a mirror?

Have any of you ever been on a friend's crappy computer playing a high-end game with the settings on full blast? Only to find the game has like 10fps, while your friend tries to defend the PC by saying "it's not that bad"?

My friend wanted to install windows 7 on his 10 year old laptop,so he went up to this guy who thinks he knows everything about computers and tells him to upgrade his laptop to 4GB DDR3 RAM and a GTX 260,when his laptop has 256MB DDR RAM and a 32MB SiS Graphics adapter. :eng99:

My stepdad cut off my GMod addon patch download last night because the "Back of [my] Computer was hot" (He puts his hand up to the back of the PSU which will be hot if i've been running it all day) and he could "Smell burning" (Probably the toaster and i call bullshit because i was running the desktop and firefox, nowt else. I doubt that would cause an overheat with all my fans(And an akasa EvO) on full)

Your Dad's a fucking idiot.

Exactly. And he's not my dad. he's my stepdad. He believes that if i leave my PC on overnight it will overheat and explode in a nuclear-style explosion

[QUOTE=Comrade General;23027586]Exactly. And he's not my dad. he's my stepdad. He believes that if i leave my PC on overnight it will overheat and explode in a nuclear-style explosion[/QUOTE] fight him seriously though tell him he's wrong.

[QUOTE=Comrade General;23027586]Exactly. And he's not my dad. he's my stepdad. He believes that if i leave my PC on overnight it will overheat and explode in a nuclear-style explosion[/QUOTE] Leave the computer on and lock yourself in the same room. Sleep there and prove nothing happened. Seriously. Stupidity like this needs a shocking coutermeasure.

How good is a Toshiba Satellite Pro 6100 for £75 + £15 Shipping?

Ignore. Had a bug.

[QUOTE=Canary;23028592]How good is a Toshiba Satellite Pro 6100 for £75 + £15 Shipping?[/QUOTE] It's alright for that price I guess, but you're really not going to be able to do anything except browse the web on it.

[QUOTE=WecksyRex;23029087]It's alright for that price I guess, but you're really not going to be able to do anything except browse the web on it.[/QUOTE] I plan on running classics like The Sims, Sim City 4 and Emulators (SEGA!) [editline]02:53PM[/editline] Oh god my nan came up and I had no trousers on (Just boxers) and my leg on the desk.

Where the fuck did the content in this thread go?

[QUOTE=Killowatt;23029359]Where the fuck did the content in this thread go?[/QUOTE] Don't worry, I took a copy of it onto my USB.

[QUOTE=Canary;23028592]How good is a Toshiba Satellite Pro 6100 for £75 + £15 Shipping?[/QUOTE] Excuse me is this Hardware and Software general chat?

[QUOTE=compwhizii;23030377]Excuse me is this Hardware and Software general chat?[/QUOTE] No Sir!

[QUOTE=Tools;23029457]Don't worry, I took a copy of it onto my USB.[/QUOTE] You're a tool too:downsrim:

[QUOTE=compwhizii;23030377]Excuse me is this Hardware and Software general chat?[/QUOTE] Didn't want to make a thread about such a small question.

Click this, listen to 104fm(Buttons on the bottom right). They're are discussing Playstation Plus, YOU WILL RAGE. [url]http://www.eire.fm/[/url]

[QUOTE=Tools;23029457]Don't worry, I took a copy of it onto my USB.[/QUOTE] Your USB what?

[QUOTE=Odellus;23042090]Your USB what?[/QUOTE] USB Vibrator probably

[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;23042424]USB Vibrator probably[/QUOTE] :downsrim:

[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;23042424]USB Vibrator probably[/QUOTE] USB cake maker.. ....IDEA.

[QUOTE=Comrade General;23053260]USB cake maker.. ....IDEA.[/QUOTE] Brb. Getting Soldering iron out.

just finished this [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Trollbait.png[/img]

Thread merge!

Unreliable, can I get that without the text on it? It's much better in color.

I once overheard someone say, "I don't know why people use Windows over Mac in gaming, since all Mac's utilize RAM way faster, and can support more than one graphics card." Everyone around him gave him blank "you need to commit suicide right now" stares. I'm not bashing Macs, but come the fuck on.