Computer illiterate people who think they know things V5 = I FLICK PSU VOLTAGE SWITCH - Hardware & Software

[QUOTE=Andaeeee;23986361]I was in the kitchen a few minutes ago and my mum started telling me about how some foreign company keeps phoning her insisting that our computer has some terrible virus, she had to stop my stepdad falling for it the first time it happened. :colbert:[/QUOTE] How would they even know?

[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;23969934]have you ever upgraded a dell with non-dell parts? shit's a bitch, everything is proprietary.[/QUOTE] Its easy to replace a graphics card, but anything else? Shit no.

[QUOTE=NeoShinsei;23986508]Its easy to replace a graphics card, but anything else? Shit no.[/QUOTE]I've replaced a power supply, graphics card, and RAM in a Dell with no problem before.

[QUOTE=Goptrop;22789479]Today, my dad snapped off the disc drive on my desktop with a mug of coffee. He did this in 1998 as well.[/QUOTE] What a prick. [editline]04:16PM[/editline] [QUOTE=jimhowl33t;23983831]Not exactly illiteracy, but still poking fun at little idiots who know little about computers. Playing tf2 after a 2-week hiatus, I decided to start with 2fort to get warmed up with easy scores. I quickly noticed a Spy who kept doing the same route over and over, despite the fact I (and others) kept killing him in many ways. The server had sv_alltalk 1, so we could (sadly) hear his annoying prepubescent voice as he was moaning and bitching. The best part went basically like this: Kid: Stop killing me you [bunch of random insult]or I will wreck your shit My teammate: Well, our job is based on killing you, and yours is wrecking our shit. Sooo... Kid: [barely containing a rage cry filled with unmanly tears] SHUT UP YOU STUPID FUCK I WILL HACK YOU Me: yeah right, how so? Kid: Don't question my ability, my computer has 3 gigs of ram and I know DOS. Teammate: Uhh... and how's that going to be a danger for us? Kid: Hahaha, now you wish to know all my secrets, look who's begging for help now! Me: [trying not to laugh] too bad I've already backtraced your IP as you were speaking. Get ready for rape. Kid: [trying not to sound worried] Bullshit! I will delete your system 35 if you don't leave me alone! Me: Well, try to stop me now... Bobby. Apparently he was really named Bobby because he quit screaming. But I am still worried that one day he'll open his system 35 with DOS to unleash his 3 gigs of ram to wreck my shit.[/QUOTE] Oh man i love DOS. Really. Disk Operated System is just the best thing ever.

Remember that kid a bunch of pages back that had those videos about piracy and stuff? Well i sent him a message making fun of him saying hes a skiddie. He got mad and said "Give me your ip address and i'll hack you!!!11!" I gave it to him for the lulz because i knew he couldn't do anything. So about an hour later i get a request popping up from my AV saying that someones trying to remote shut down my computer. He really hacked me all right.

[QUOTE=Mike!;23987113]Remember that kid a bunch of pages back that had those videos about piracy and stuff? Well i sent him a message making fun of him saying hes a skiddie. He got mad and said "Give me your ip address and i'll hack you!!!11!" I gave it to him for the lulz because i knew he couldn't do anything. So about an hour later i get a request popping up from my AV saying that someones trying to remote shut down my computer. He really hacked me all right.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i832.photobucket.com/albums/zz249/zibzib200/HA_HA_HA_OH_WOW.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Mike!;23987113]Remember that kid a bunch of pages back that had those videos about piracy and stuff? Well i sent him a message making fun of him saying hes a skiddie. He got mad and said "Give me your ip address and i'll hack you!!!11!" I gave it to him for the lulz because i knew he couldn't do anything. So about an hour later i get a request popping up from my AV saying that someones trying to remote shut down my computer. He really hacked me all right.[/QUOTE] Oh lord. Remote access is so fun.

It wasn't even remote access he just went into cmd and typed the shutdown command

You should have said with Dr. Weird's voice "Find my IP yourself if you're that good at hacking, BUAHAHAHAHA! Now it is time to rub coconuts on my face."

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[QUOTE=Mike!;23987113]Remember that kid a bunch of pages back that had those videos about piracy and stuff? Well i sent him a message making fun of him saying hes a skiddie. He got mad and said "Give me your ip address and i'll hack you!!!11!" I gave it to him for the lulz because i knew he couldn't do anything. So about an hour later i get a request popping up from my AV saying that someones trying to remote shut down my computer. He really hacked me all right.[/QUOTE] I hope you screen capped it and mocked him further. [editline]05:30PM[/editline] [QUOTE=ZapDing;23988089][url=http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_Halo_3_coming_out_for_PC][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/okay_whatever_you_say.jpg[/img][/url][/QUOTE] why would you do this to me

You should have given him 127.0.0.1 He's probably stupid enough to fall for it.

[QUOTE=Mike!;23987113]Remember that kid a bunch of pages back that had those videos about piracy and stuff? Well i sent him a message making fun of him saying hes a skiddie. He got mad and said "Give me your ip address and i'll hack you!!!11!" I gave it to him for the lulz because i knew he couldn't do anything. So about an hour later i get a request popping up from my AV saying that someones trying to remote shut down my computer. He really hacked me all right.[/QUOTE] I thought they couldn't do anything as long as you have a router and/or a firewall. [editline]12:39PM[/editline] Because I have one with my gateway (not computer, talking about ATT)

[QUOTE=Boris-B;23988382]You should have given him 127.0.0.1 He's probably stupid enough to fall for it.[/QUOTE] I don't get it, fill me in?

What i sent to him [img]http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/3296/lol1u.png[/img] What i got back first [img]http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/577/lol2o.png[/img] When he realized that hes too 1337 [img]http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/2306/lol3t.png[/img] :) [editline]04:44PM[/editline] 127.0.0.1 goes to your ip address, also known has "Home"

[QUOTE=Wombo194;23988491]I don't get it, fill me in?[/QUOTE] 127.0.0.1 redirects to your own IP, therefore, shutting himself down. [editline]12:44PM[/editline] Fucking ninjas. [editline]12:44PM[/editline] Also, Mike, tell him that your IP is 127.0.0.1

[QUOTE=Wombo194;23988491]I don't get it, fill me in?[/QUOTE] 127.0.0.1 is your own computer, You would shutdown yourself dammit, ninjad again :ninja:

Can someone answer my question?

Thanks, didn't know that. The more you know! [editline]12:54PM[/editline] Just sent him a message saying to try to hack me giving him 127.0.0.1. Waiting now for a response :downs:

No one else do it or he'll get suspicious

Mike, what AV are you running? I'll try to set up like you and send him my real IP, then screencap the thing saying it's just trying to shut the computer down. [editline]12:05PM[/editline] And Wingless, are you the guy doing the TF2 charity? His name is wingspan and all but hey, just maybe

Tell him to try again and screen cap it

He's not responding, he may be confused that he shutdown his own computer.

That's pretty damn funny.

Or he maybe did something worse, given the opportunity of such an easy job. "Yes, I am going to delete FUCKING EVERYTHING! HAHAHAHA! OH GOD ALL MY SHIT IS GONE." I'd not be surprised if it turns out he deleted his own system32 or something... [editline]07:26PM[/editline] Or he could have deleted the system 35. :eng101:

I bet he did a countdown and put 3 hours on it and is going "OFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK"

I was running wireshark and avg

holy fuck this is the coolest thing I've seen on FP in a while we just got an 11-year-old m3g4hAkEr to shut down his own computer

Very likely that he did one of those, I'll post his response once i get it, on my 600th post as well, it shall be a worthy 600th post.

can't wait until someone jumps in the thread and yells HE DIDN'T DESERVE IT ALL OF YOU ARE SICKOS [editline]12:39PM[/editline] automerge breaker :saddowns: