Sparkbrowser - Your new favourite web browser!

[wlzshroom]

i am leet haxxer i ping weekeeleeks and thupiritbae

[TheStabbyBunny]

Is it
The greatest troll ever conceived..

Or a

dumbshit.

[Skunky]

[QUOTE=TheStabbyBunny;27251245]Is it
The greatest troll ever conceived..

Or a

dumbshit.[/QUOTE]

Or both

[ChristopherB]

Is this guy serious?

[quote]If you are weary of your privacy and believe that sparkbrowser has invaded your privacy, you probably should have read the terms of use before you downloaded it.[/quote]

No real company would be that condescending about it's customers.

[tratzzz]

Where are it's terms of use anyways?
Those are not in the installer!

[MisterMooth]

this is my default browser

fast and stable and does everything

this is perfection

[Skorpy]

[quote]Christopher Reeves browsers have over 40,000 doanloads[/quote]

Oh for fuck's sake, he can't spell anything correctly :v:

[quote]signature browsers are only available through the signature series from Sparkbrowser, these browsers include features that were removed from sparkbrowser and sparkbrowser2 due to legalities.[/quote]

Hah :v:

[editline]7th January 2011[/editline]

Should I order a website from him? :v:

[-Headcrab-]

Ping his ip hahahaha

[tratzzz]

If you want to waste your money, why not?

I mean, If you got some spare cash.

Or do some kind of a Paypal glitch?

[Skorpy]

[QUOTE=tratzzz;27255844]If you want to waste your money, why not?

I mean, If you got some spare cash.

Or do some kind of a Paypal glitch?[/QUOTE]

Hmmm...
1. Order website
2. When it's done complain how bad it is and ask for refund
3. When he doesn't pay you back, sue him :v:

Yea I'm not gonna bother to do that. :v:

[Joppu]

It's nice to see his official site having most of the links going to 404 or having lorem ipsum all over the place.

[quote]I am 17 years old from boston MA, i build websites, web browsers, wind tunnels, and anyhting pertaining to airplanes or technology.[/quote]

He builds wind tunnels too?

[quote]SPARKBROWSER2 TO USE BING AND MICROSOFT!
Check out Sparkbrowser2 with BING, Microsoft has provided so much for sparkbrowser over the last year, as much as we would like to return to the .net framework, [b]sparkbrowser is already taking hold of the consumer markets.[/b] Thanks to our friends Bing and Microsoft for making this possible.
[img]http://christopherreevesofficial.com/images/1482.jpg[/img][/quote]

Sure it is.

[quote]About Christopher Reeves

My designs are all original and supported by the best history of Christopher Reeves has developd websites based in CSS, HTML Javascript, PHP, PERL, RUBY, VB.net, MY Sql, and more. His ability to produce high quality websites and computer applications is great. Our web design capabilities are ideal for a small, medium, or giant database site.

I have built Sparkbrowser.com, Sparkbrowser Web Browser, and Sparkbrowser Mobile for iphone and android.

I am devoted to bringing the most advanced methods to your company, anything but a CSS database website with email is not acceptable in a modern world. all sites should be 228 bit encrypted or RSA encrypted if dealing with ecommerce. [b]Every site that i build is ensured to meet my own standards, on your budget.[/b] All sites i build should have email, unlimited bandwidth, 99.99% uptime, as well as dedicated ip adresses, and other features to help SEO rankings by search engines

The majority of sites that i build are based upon exisiting ideas, an ecommerce site, a blog site, or a business website. Custom websites such as Social networking sites, search engines, or file hosting or sharing sites will cost extra, as there is no methodical way to go about building them.

Expereince

I am experienced in many programming languages, and i can guaruntee that your application will be completed to the best standards. Standard websites purchased from this site are written in CSS, HTML, PHP, PERL, and Javascript, as they are generally simple applications i do not charge very much for them, some web designers charge upwards of $1000 for a simple website, however i can charge less than $500 for a site with unlimited pages, unlimited bandwidth, unlimited email adresses, unlimited server space, 7 day per week customer service as well as a 500$
advertising package from Google absolutely free with the purchase of a standard website

Other projects

I consult for a multitude of websites from social networking sites, file sharing sites, iphone applications, as well as web security for several friends. Free consulting can be done over email, if you have a question regarding any web application you may submit it in the contact us section of this website. Please do not ask for free websites, or speaking engagements in the contact us page. if you would like to make a press inquiry please use the media page of this website for questions regarding Christopher Reeves,

If you have questions regarding Sparkbrowser, or another product, please use the contact us page on its respective website. This is the personal website of Christopher Reeves, and is affiliated, however does not necessarily reflect the opinions of Sparkbrowser.com or Acellatech Industries. for official information regarding Sparkbrowser.com or Acellatech Industries please visit their respective website.[/quote]

Haha oh wow

[quote]"All i can say is Sparkbrowser is FAST."
-elena li[/quote]

[quote]“Exceptional web design, the most affordable prices i have seen anywhere for a custom website, definitely use this comapny."
-John Widner, webdesigner[/quote]

"testimonials"

[hexpunK]

"anything but a CSS database website with email is not acceptable in a modern world. all sites should be 228 bit encrypted or RSA encrypted if dealing with ecommerce."

Yeah he [B]really[/B] does not have a fucking clue what he is talking about. My god how has he lasted even this long? it's like some kind of April Fools joke that takes a couple of years to prepare or something.

[Lily]

Hes just horribly failing in his attempts to make money, if he ever would read this i got a tip for him: Work for your goddamn money, dont make half assed peices of shit and then lie about it trying to make money, put effort into it and create something good insted

[compwhizii]

I wonder what microsft would have to say about his "affliation" with bing.

[Encryption]

[QUOTE=compwhizii;27256751]I wonder what microsft would have to say about his "affliation" with bing.[/QUOTE]

Bring it to their attention.

[長門有希]

I asked him about SparkOS, because "my company wants to switch computers", he told me to use ChromeOS

[John the Gr8]

Videos are deleted... what a shame.

[Lily]

[QUOTE=Ezhik;27259100]I asked him about SparkOS, because "my company wants to switch computers", he told me to use ChromeOS[/QUOTE]

Proof that he didnt make any OS at all
I'm so sending him my OS: shitOS, flashes screen with a huge "Fuck You" then reboots your computer :v:

[sim642]

[QUOTE=Tobba;27259382]Proof that he didnt make any OS at all
I'm so sending him my OS: shitOS, flashes screen with a huge "Fuck You" then reboots your computer :v:[/QUOTE]

Encrypts his HDD with his own 228-bit encryption too. :v:

[Joppu]

[QUOTE=Tobba;27259382]Proof that he didnt make any OS at all
I'm so sending him my OS: shitOS, flashes screen with a huge "Fuck You" then reboots your computer :v:[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.kolumbus.fi/xtmb/goatsefloppy/[/url]

[Lily]

Also if anyone is in doubt that my shitOS actually exists:
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4838268/shitos.png[/img]
Proof

[TamTamJam]

My phone had a browser called Spark or something.

[frog]

[quote]His ability to produce high quality websites and computer applications is great.[/quote]

OH my god guys this is such an amazing advertisement I mean what a descriptive sentence

[quote]Our web design capabilities are ideal for a small, medium, or giant database site.[/quote]

Holy fucK now he's more than one person, he's a whole goddamn team on his own

[short sentences]

[img]http://gyazo.com/f1973b8e501fb62d78883e31dba1560d.png[/img]

Hahahahahahahahaha what a tool.

[editline]7th January 2011[/editline]

[img]http://gyazo.com/5fe0f7b5d26a26de2b08c5f0a90e0108.png[/img]

Um, what?

[ChristopherB]

This guy really thinks he is "the shit" doesn't he?

[short sentences]

[QUOTE=ChristopherB;27272342]This guy really thinks he is "the shit" doesn't he?[/QUOTE]

Yep.

Also, has anyone else taken a close look at his logo?

[img]http://gyazo.com/611e7cd28908bb634dea97344a2d580e.png[/img]

[Trooper34]

[QUOTE=ChristopherB;27272342]This guy really thinks he is "the shit" doesn't he?[/QUOTE]
His ego is probably comparable to the oldest known black hole's mass.

[joker169]

[QUOTE=short sentences;27272590]Yep.

Also, has anyone else taken a close look at his logo?

[img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/611e7cd28908bb634dea97344a2d580e.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]

I like the name "lol.jpg"

[Niteshifter]

[quote]videos and music stored in RAM[/quote]

This bit has been annoying me for a long time...

[bohb]

[QUOTE=Trooper34;27272600]His ego is probably comparable to the oldest known black hole's mass.[/QUOTE]

Old black holes actually have a mass less than new black holes due to the compressed matter being converted to super power death rays and shot out the north and south poles as xray radiation.

The more you know :downs: