Sparkbrowser - Your new favourite web browser! - Hardware & Software

[QUOTE=short sentences;27272590]Yep. Also, has anyone else taken a close look at his logo? [img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/611e7cd28908bb634dea97344a2d580e.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Average computer user: Whats wrong? :downs:

Holy shit, I just realised that Google Chrome has actually implemented one of the features in Sparkbrowser :v: The thing where you type a URL into the address bar and it automatically goes to it... :aaaaa:

[QUOTE=rieda1589;27280545]Holy shit, I just realised that Google Chrome has actually implemented one of the features in Sparkbrowser :v: The thing where you type a URL into the address bar and it automatically goes to it... :aaaaa:[/QUOTE] what

Here we go [img]http://imgkk.com/i/kf9x.png[/img]

[QUOTE=compwhizii;27281703]Here we go [img_thumb]http://imgkk.com/i/kf9x.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] There's no point in arguing with this guy. His ego is higher than the Burj Khalifa.

[QUOTE=Panda X;27281921]There's no point in arguing with this guy. His ego is higher than the Burj Khalifa.[/QUOTE] Larger than the Milky Way.

This image should be enough to get him expelled, arrested, fined, as well as placing an isolation from the Internet [IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/vy4cvd.jpg[/IMG]

[quote]Premium Websites, Affrodable Prices Choose from over 500 custom designed sites for $399.99 that are uploaded with your content at no extra charge. Each of our sites is guarunteed to be flawless.[/quote] How am I supposed to believe that when he can't even get [i]his own[/i] webpage to work right. Half of the links are broken, his spelling is horrid, and why is it nearly every image he uses has a big ugly watermark?

ITT: Successful troll strikes again

Oh god, a friend of mine told me he doesn't like Firefox because its too slow, checks if you think I should tell him to get this, boxes if not. :v: At least he's using Chrome instead of Internet Explorer...

[QUOTE=short sentences;27285953]Oh god, a friend of mine told me he doesn't like Firefox because its too slow, checks if you think I should tell him to get this, boxes if not. :v: At least he's using Chrome instead of Internet Explorer...[/QUOTE]Firefox is slow.

[url]http://christopherreevesofficial.com/products.html[/url] That MS Publisher/FrontPage :byodood: Serif fonts for titles, "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet...", information put into text boxes, and more. That's a quality page right there. [editline]8th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Erp2;27286151]Firefox is slow.[/QUOTE] Compared to Internet Explorer? I forgot to mention he's actually been using Internet Explorer up until a while ago, so I would think Firefox would be faster than that...

[QUOTE=Panda X;27281921]There's no point in arguing with this guy. His ego is higher than the Burj Khalifa.[/QUOTE] If you attempted to calculate it with a proper recursive function, it would end up like his attempt at recursion: stack overflows, stack overflows everywhere.

oh FAILbrowser again.

[QUOTE=midlet_guy;27287537]oh FAILbrowser again.[/QUOTE] wut do u meen failbrowser sparkbrowser is teh bestorz and it has all teh innovashuns!11!!1one!!! :downs:

Where can I download this? His website is so fucked up I can't find a download button.

[url]http://sparkbrowser.com/sparkbrowser.html[/url] The download button on that page

[quote]Fastest ever is the best part of our brand, no other browser can truly claim to be the fastest ever except for sparkbrowser, not chrome, not safari, not firefox, not opera When you use firefox you are actually using outdated technology, based on thenetscape browser from the 90s, almost 2 decades ago. Netscape was a pretty amazing browser in its day, it was first released on a cd, yes a cd. This means that the browser needed to be built perfectly because there was no way for a patch to be made. These were the days when software was built better than in the new web connected age. Sparkbrowser preserves the ideals of Netscape in its browsers.[/quote] I can't really follow his train of thought here...

When I read stuff like that or his Twitter account I'm sure it's a troll, but then I realize how much work it would be to create fake person like that and make all the shitty software and come up with all his retarded ideas. It's either a group of professional trolls or he's severely retarded.

My guess he is a troll with a big ego and retarted

[QUOTE=Adzter;27288090][url]http://sparkbrowser.com/sparkbrowser.html[/url] The download button on that page[/QUOTE] It 404's if you click the link. Anyplace else?

[QUOTE=Encryption;27280815]what[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2010/10/chrome-8-adds-google-instant-to-the-url-bar/[/url] It's been in chrome for a while. At least for me.

[QUOTE=short sentences;27272590][img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/611e7cd28908bb634dea97344a2d580e.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I'm not qualified as a graphic designer...but even I can spot many of the things wrong with that. [list]JPEG artifacts around the edge[/list] [list]"S" isn't centered[/list] [list]"S" is blurry in places[/list] [list]The "shiny rays" are hand drawn and are rather sloppy[/list] [list]The icon is 500x500 pixels[/list] [list]The world in the background has a really odd gradient applied to it[/list] Can you guys spot any more?

[QUOTE=ChristopherB;27289685]I'm not qualified as a graphic designer...but even I can spot many of the things wrong with that. [list]JPEG artifacts around the edge[/list] [list]"S" isn't centered[/list] [list]"S" is blurry in places[/list] [list]The "shiny rays" are hand drawn and are rather sloppy[/list] [list]The icon is 500x500 pixels[/list] [list]The world in the background has a really odd gradient applied to it[/list] Can you guys spot any more?[/QUOTE] It's actually the Namoroka browser icon (firefox icon without the fox) with MS paint effects.

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I tried to download Sparkbrowser and I got a 404. [editline]what[/editline] The Sparkbrowser2, Spark Media Player and SparkOS pages 404 too, nice.

[QUOTE=ChristopherB;27289685]I'm not qualified as a graphic designer...but even I can spot many of the things wrong with that. [/QUOTE] I actually studied graphic design at college for 2 years and in my professional opinion a weasel with crayons could have created a better logo. I bet he made it in paint. How professional.

[QUOTE=rieda1589;27289655][url]http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2010/10/chrome-8-adds-google-instant-to-the-url-bar/[/url] It's been in chrome for a while. At least for me.[/QUOTE]I'm using Chrome 8 and it's not here, it must not have made it in the release version.

Everytime I try to call him to goes to a voice recording thing. It doesn't ring, it also says I'm calling Canada?

[QUOTE=>VLN<;27292053]Everytime I try to call him to goes to a voice recording thing. It doesn't ring, it also says I'm calling Canada?[/QUOTE] The area code is 978 which is north Massachusetts. Canada doesn't haven't that area code. Make sure you have the correct country code if needed. [editline]wtf?[/editline] wait... [quote] * Contact office for southern California. California, Beverly Hills [b]Phone: 978.852.5460[/b] [email]SparkbrowserBH@gmail.com[/email] * Contact Sparkbrowser Boston,and corporate headquarters Massachusetts, Boston [b]Phone: 978.852.5460[/b] [email]sparkbrowser@gmail.com[/email] [/quote] :psyduck: