Sparkbrowser - Your new favourite web browser! - Hardware & Software

[QUOTE=>VLN<;27338468]What did he say?[/QUOTE] He didn't listen to the voice mail, and I didn't have anything witty to say at the time so I just denied that I had called him just before, and he was he was Chris Reeves. [editline]10th January 2011[/editline] [img]http://imgkk.com/i/3lu2.png[/img] No chris I totally don't have the number I just called from in my sig. What should I reply with, I have his attention. [editline]10th January 2011[/editline] "That's not important. What is important is spark browser is a disgrace to all things on the internet, and how you present yourself as a successful (hah) business person is quite appalling." Need more, quick!

Someone contact the Advanced Installer people and get them to do something. They know it's a breach of EULA.

[QUOTE=ProWaffle;27338691]Someone contact the Advanced Installer people and get them to do something. They know it's a breach of EULA.[/QUOTE] Provoking them to do something after I explicitly asked seems like I'm being pushy on my part

[QUOTE=compwhizii;27338533]He didn't listen to the voice mail, and I didn't have anything witty to say at the time so I just denied that I had called him just before, and he was he was Chris Reeves. [editline]10th January 2011[/editline] [img_thumb]http://imgkk.com/i/3lu2.png[/img_thumb] No chris I totally don't have the number I just called from in my sig. What should I reply with, I have his attention. [editline]10th January 2011[/editline] "That's not important. What is important is spark browser is a disgrace to all things on the internet, and how you present yourself as a successful (hah) business person is quite appalling." Need more, quick![/QUOTE] Show him the twitter screencap, and tell him how he can be expelled and arrested for what he have attempted. You can try and taunt him with it, for some added humor.

That's not important. What is important is that spark browser is a disgrace to all things on the internet, and how you present yourself as a successful (hah) business person is quite appalling. You deliver a site filled to the brim with spelling errors, missing pages, and outright lies. You expect anyone to take you seriously? Hah! "dual core javascript engines", "25,000 subscribers", "Gain marketshare of the browser market in 2011 and surpass all other browsers"? Who are you fooling Chris? The bullshit left our community wondering if this was some excellent attempt at satire or a extensive April Fool's joke in the making. You're breaking licenses, taking part in unlawful practices (violations of the EULA, false advertising), and then urging users to partake in illegal activities? (See [url]http://imgkk.com/i/n0j_.png[/url]) We've gone ahead and contacted businesses who you've associated with including Microsoft and Advanced Installer (who responded to our email [url]http://f.anyhub.net/1qBX[/url]), and more will be notified soon. The legal reprocussions of this could be devastating for a 17 year old. Do you really want this to happen? Just stop this long running joke and mockery of software development. [editline]10th January 2011[/editline] y/n what else? edited a bit for grammar

[quote=wootman;25709986]chrome takes that cake[/quote] the cake is a lie!!!

There is a guest browsing this thread, is chris here???? [editline]10th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=compwhizii;27338960]That's not important. What is important is spark browser is a disgrace to all things on the internet, and how you present yourself as a*successful (hah)*business*person is quite*appalling. A site fills to the brim with spelling errors, missing pages, and outright lies. "dual core javascript engines", "25,000 subscribers", "Gain marketshare of the browser market in 2011 and surpass all other browsers"? Who are you fooling Chris? The bullshit left our community wondering if this was some excellent at satire or a excellent April Fool's day joke in the making. You're breaking licenses, taking part in unlawful practices (violations of the EULA, false advertising), and then urging users to partake in illegal activities? (See [url]http://imgkk.com/i/n0j_.png[/url]) We've gone ahead and contacted businesses who you've associated with including Microsoft and Advanced Installer (who responded to our email [url]http://f.anyhub.net/1qBX[/url]), and more will be notified soon. The legal reprocussions of this could be devastating for a 17 year old. Do you really want this to happen? Just stop this long running joke and mockery of software development. [editline]10th January 2011[/editline] y/n what else?[/QUOTE] Gogogogogogogogo.

Tell him to take a English remedial class, because his writing skills are beyond horrible, and no one takes writing pieces filled with grammatical errors, inability to use basic capitalization, and uneducated vernaculars seriously.

[img]http://imgkk.com/i/6v_q.png[/img] get your popcorn ready

I'll pay for your english classes if you get off the internet.

[QUOTE=compwhizii;27338346]Nope same fucking debt collectors still looking for some girl who is in $4,000 in debt who had my cell number over a year ago.[/QUOTE] Some guy made a living suing debt collectors that harassed him. Time to rake in the cash compwhizii.

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[QUOTE=compwhizii;27339183]If he doesn't reply in, say, 30 minutes I would appreciate if someone else could call his cell and tell him that the first guy has replied to the email and expects a response.[/QUOTE] I love you. [editline]10th January 2011[/editline] In a totally not-homosexual computer-geeky way.

Comp, do you really think it's appropriate for the forum developer to be borderline condoning raiding

Somebody dress up in a police Halloween costume and loom around his house.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;27339254]Comp, do you really think it's appropriate for the forum developer to be borderline condoning raiding[/QUOTE] Yeah you're right, no more calling him. But there's no harm in a email conversation between me and him. [editline]10th January 2011[/editline] No reply.

Could i love you anymore than I do right now compwhizii?

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Not now I'm studying [editline]10th January 2011[/editline] [url]http://imgkk.com/i/t4ub.png[/url]

[QUOTE=Tobba;27327855]What the flying fuck did i just watch[/QUOTE] Linux Distro.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;27339254]Comp, do you really think it's appropriate for the forum developer to be borderline condoning raiding[/QUOTE] I was just about to say this. Comp, seeing as want you are doing is a banable offence on this forum it may not be a good idea.

I'm sure this case warrents an exception, however. It simply needs to be done!

[QUOTE=Fatal-Error;27344826]I'm sure this case warrents an exception, however. It simply needs to be done![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=kapin_krunch;27344760]I was just about to say this. Comp, seeing as want you are doing is a banable offence on this forum it may not be a good idea.[/QUOTE] This thread is now officially captured by Comp's pirate crew and don't recognize laws of the Facepunch untill we get that fucker.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;27339254]Comp, do you really think it's appropriate for the forum developer to be borderline condoning raiding[/QUOTE] We're not registering on his forums and spamming it, nor are we DDoS'ing his server(s). Hell, if anything, Comp's reporting criminal activity! If not that, trying to rid the internet of another dipshit.

poor guy he makes the greatest browser ever and you butthurt firefox and chrome fanboys pick on him

[img]http://gyazo.com/68ef51ecf4cdfd07ef6ea3e70fdda1be.png[/img] He has even misspelled his bio... ffs with this moron!

*Shoves handful of popcorn my mouth* Tell him his haircut looks dumb! This is hilarious though.

Why do the photos of him on his website have some shitty unrelated watermark on them? Why should one post photos of himself with watermarks?

[QUOTE=sim642;27347599]Why do the photos of him on his website have some shitty unrelated watermark on them? Why should one post photos of himself with watermarks?[/QUOTE] Because he probably had a professional photographer take photos, but he never paid the guy and only used the samples. We should email that guy. [editline]11th January 2011[/editline] [url]http://www.sullivansstudio.com/[/url] Hehe, same area code too [editline]11th January 2011[/editline] Alright I dropped him a note about chris using photos in his contact box with my email asking him to contact me, I'll let you know when he replies.