how the fuck does jpg fail to compress black on white
Okay, this is pathetic.
[IMG]http://grab.by/grabs/2a6fb59b6d1a854eb5cc33b4f8683f91.png[/IMG]
Two very serious warnings, and just look at that shitty code.
I'm a fifteen year old programmer of five years, and even I code better than that.
[editline]31st October 2010[/editline]
Okay, the creator is a troll. He doesn't even type properly:
[QUOTE]Gecko is a javascript and rendering engine similar to Webkit
The Webkit engine is used mostly in every day rendering in Sparkbrowser,
however Gecko is used for advanced rendering and for its superior crash prevention because it can handle more rapid changes in [B]badnwith[/B] strain as well as multiple functions at the same time[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=dag10;25768671]Okay, this is pathetic.
[img_thumb]http://grab.by/grabs/2a6fb59b6d1a854eb5cc33b4f8683f91.png[/img_thumb]
Two very serious warnings, and just look at that shitty code.
I'm a fifteen year old programmer of five years, and even I code better than that.
[/QUOTE]
Looks like he's a big fan of goto...
[QUOTE=pikzen;25762168]how the fuck does jpg fail to compress black on white[/QUOTE]
because you're supposed to use a .png.
This is quite the interesting browser.
Uses WebKit, and we all know that is quality.
But it features so much aero, I blew a load in my mouth.
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;25796797]This is quite the interesting browser.
Uses WebKit, and we all know that is quality.
But it features so much aero, I blew a load in my mouth.[/QUOTE]
So much aero you say?
[img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/a2481ass20101101215416.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Panda X;25797261]So much aero you say?
[img_thumb]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/a2481ass20101101215416.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Needs like 100x more Aero, and more shitty buttons that aren't properly aligned. Can you do that for me?
[editline]1st November 2010[/editline]
Also.. whats your wallpaper... it looks strangely familiar to my own.
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;25797546]Needs like 100x more Aero, and more shitty buttons that aren't properly aligned. Can you do that for me?
[editline]1st November 2010[/editline]
Also.. whats your wallpaper... it looks strangely familiar to my own.[/QUOTE]
Not sure, I made it several years ago. I'll try to find it for you.
No need.. the picture I got, the tree is slightly larger and offset a tad bit more. But the clouds, sky and sun are almost dead on.
[QUOTE=Jookia;] sparkbrowser is much faster than firefox and chrome, which are weighted down with unnecessary features that are only used by a small percentage of the internet users.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Jookia;] it will have a web kit and gecko version with hundred of add ons and special features. [/quote]
..... something doesn't add up here.
[img]http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/body-parts/reeve.jpg [/img]
Never expected this from him.
This has to be troll.
Why does his site have pages for Gecko and WebKit?
[QUOTE=Bugster;25809355]Why does his site have pages for Gecko and WebKit?[/QUOTE]
Do you think this guy even knows what he is doing in the first place?
I think it broke....
-snip- I deleted the image wups.
I am quite certain this is the greatest joke no one understands.
[QUOTE=Qombat;25720731]His site was created by [url=http://www.bluevoda.com/]BlueVoda[/url].[/QUOTE]
Oh god, watched the video on their website...
[QUOTE=That video]BlueVoda is incredibly easy to use... It's so easy, even a child could build a website[/QUOTE]
Doesn't mean they should :geno:
[QUOTE=That video]Our award winning website builder offers tonnes of powerful and convenient features. For instance, you can choose from any predesigned logos, web templates, and backgrounds.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=That video]Your site will look like you paid a professional designer hundreds if not thousands to have it built.[/QUOTE]
:eng99:
Sparkbrowser
Made by the creators of OMG Miley Cyrus internet web browser.
Hmm
The website has been updated with more and more gold! Please get it while it's hot.
[IMG]http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/9941/ss20101103162634q.png[/IMG]
My new browser is meant to compete with sparkbrowser which competes with chrome and firefox. I've seen numerous improvements of spead and reliability.
[editline]3rd November 2010[/editline]
[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdX92_596i4&NR=1&feature=fvwp[/MEDIA]
Developed by Christopher Reeves, lol
Oh god he updated it.
Look at his comparison with Safari/Chrome and Firefox.
:doh:
Also, look at the bottom of his Press page:
(I've highlighted the best bits)
[QUOTE]
Spark browser is an advance in web browser technology using webkit it renders pages [highlight]significantly faster than Google chrome, Firefox, opera, and most other web browsers for practical uses. [/highlight]
Spark browser draws its efficiency from its JavaScript rendering and page development software, its page catching software, link pre fetching software, intellipoint software, and page auto refresh, auto search, and auto spider feature.
The auto refresh and auto search feature give a super fast feel to the browser, the user will experience a whole different attitude towards searching the web,[highlight] instead of searching query after query, spark browser will throw pages at you while you search, it will scale pages based not heir preference and display Google, yahoo[/highlight] or the search engine of your choices results as well. [highlight]While searching spark browsers complex analytical scripts will take in to effect[/highlight] and find the page that you desire using Google, yahoo, and its own guestimations based on browsing history, and any additional information collected by spark browser.
[highlight]Spark browsers auto refresh feature refreshes the page every .5 seconds seamlessly, no waiting for the page to load, no waiting for anything to load, because spark browser has already loaded it, and refreshed instantly with no down time. [/highlight]
Spark browser spider feature will[highlight] increase speed by pre rendering pages, page links and other possible pages to be redirected to, this feature is useful for people who click very fast, and often crash browsers, spark browser will not crash, spark browser has built in features that will restart its scripts if an error occurs, but let you keep searching the present html page, while the browser diagnoses the problem.[/highlight]
[B][highlight]
Does spark browser encounter problems, no; spark browser will not alert you of a problem until after the problem has been solved. Viruses, 404 errors, and page cannot be displayed are all a thing of the past[/B][/highlight]
[/QUOTE]
:frogdowns:
[quote]Spark browsers auto refresh feature refreshes the page every .5 seconds seamlessly, no waiting for the page to load, no waiting for anything to load, because spark browser has already loaded it, and refreshed instantly with no down time. [/quote]
Oh God. Godforbid some dumb Gaia Online user uses Spark Browser and gets banned for using a refresher.
From my four years there (was four years well wasted I tell you what but that was before I had TF2 and Gmod to play with), I know auto refreshers are very bad juju.
:downs:
"OMGZ A BOT BAN BAN BAN"
[quote]Sparkbrowser allows users to add apps to their homescreen as well for research or otherwise, i am going to add the wolfram alpha app, the porsche app, and the justin bieber twitter updates app..., or not.[/quote]
I love how uncertain he sounds.
Guys, I'm having a rather hilarious conversation with the creator in his new guestbook. Only him and I have posted so far. He is posting as sparkbrowser.com, and I am posting as "Drew".
[URL=http://sparkbrowser.com/Comments.html]Click here to see me owning him[/URL]
He's so inexperienced and he's too stubborn to accept that he's not ready for this and that he has little-to-no idea what he's talking about.
His reply:
"web browsers
i own it"
Colon V Colon
Okay, so I got him to admit what information he collects from his users.
He claims that Sparkbrowser only gives him the users' IP addresses. And that's it. No useful information except for our IP address. That's not suspicious at all...
:eng99:
[QUOTE=dag10;25865068]Okay, so I got him to admit what information he collects from his users.
He claims that Sparkbrowser only gives him the users' IP addresses. And that's it. No useful information except for our IP address. That's not suspicious at all...
:eng99:[/QUOTE]
Since it's in VB, toss it into .NET Reflector or something and have the function report your IP as GO.DIE.PLS:THANKS
His last three comments (most recent at top, and mine is at bottom):
Oh my god.
[IMG]http://grab.by/grabs/80eb604a4d193880e0651358a9ad9575.png[/IMG]
:doh:
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