[quote]Sparkbrowser makes safari look like a lunchbox filled with scrap metal compared to its advanced features and superior speed, [/quote]
haha
Is anyone actually looking at my conversation with this kid? It's actually quite the entertainment.
[editline]5th November 2010[/editline]
Well, I ended the conversation with a long list of things that Chrome has and he lacks. I also ended it with a note of discouragement and encouragement. And now I shall sleep.
[editline]5th November 2010[/editline]
Aaaand he responded with more idiocy. Whatever.
[img]http://www.filemaw.com/file/pj34Di.png[/img]
[editline]5th November 2010[/editline]
Yes, dag10, I referred to you as 'somebody I know'.
'Someone I know by alias over the internet' would be a more apt description.
haha well done
[QUOTE=Reply from CJReeves]wow your website is horrible, you have absolutely no idea how to build software, you are not very smart are you
thank you for your concern, however your points are not valid
we conservatively estimate sparkbrowser will have 5000 downloads the day it comes out
it is going to be a web revolution[/QUOTE]
The website in question can be found [url=http://www.elliotspeck.com/]here[/url]. His website is [url=http://www.christopherreevesofficial.com/]here[/url].
You compare.
5,000 downloads the first day, a web revolution.
500 page hits the first day? ...5,000.
My point is that it sounds like a line from the social network, kinda seems like this kid is trying to mimic that.
[img]http://thepointofbuilding.net/uploads/SS-2010-11-06_01.20.08.png[/img]
Uhm. What. That's off his site.
[editline]6th November 2010[/editline]
[quote=hisshitsite]I used this shopping site primarily to finance other websites with a larger earning potential, as well as to [B]obtain software to edit HTML and CSS[/B] which to my surprise was quite expensiv[/quote]
WHAT. /c
[QUOTE=Profanwolf;25880662][img_thumb]http://thepointofbuilding.net/uploads/SS-2010-11-06_01.20.08.png[/img_thumb]
Uhm. What. That's off his site.
[editline]6th November 2010[/editline]
WHAT. /c[/QUOTE]
Click "Log in" and you'll get a 404 page...
[QUOTE]from Elliot Speck <elliot@elliotspeck.com>
to Christopher Reeves <cjreevesofficial@gmail.com>
---
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1020084-Sparkbrowser-Your-new-favourite-web-browser!?p=25880520#post25880520[/url]
Enjoy.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Profanwolf;25880662][img_thumb]http://thepointofbuilding.net/uploads/SS-2010-11-06_01.20.08.png[/img_thumb]
Uhm. What. That's off his site.
[editline]6th November 2010[/editline]
WHAT. /c[/QUOTE]
Don't you know? All free software must be paid for now. :(
This is the funniest shit I've ever read
Thank you OP for uncovering this hilarious gem
Hmm. I don't envy his website. Empty html tags would create a nicer looking, more efficient website than what he has going on
[QUOTE=CJReeves]sparkbrowser.com is amazing, and you are just some kid who has limited programming ability,
sparkbrowser is more advanced than googles chrome,
i am basiclly a team of software engineers compiled in to one person, you are some kid who doesnt know how to code[/QUOTE]
Ahahahahaahahahahahaha
I can't see the comments section of his site, he must have taken it down.
[editline]5th November 2010[/editline]
[quote]3) this browser is not "stupid" as its prediction algorithms are more well defined than aol's[/quote]
haha what
[QUOTE=Blueridge;25884544]I can't see the comments section of his site, he must have taken it down.
[editline]5th November 2010[/editline]
haha what[/QUOTE]
Dude, watch out, AOL can predict the future pretty damn well.
His "advanced autocompletion algorithms" look exactly like every single other web browser.
[QUOTE=HIM]ou are just some loser kid, you would never be able to obtain the browser off the server because it is protected with dual layer RSA encryption techniques,
i dont care how much of a noob you are, your website is horrible, you do not know how to hack anything, you are just jealous that sparkbrowser is amazing
i formally declare a product war,
whoever has the most downloads of their software after 2 weeks wins!
oh yea, you don't write software do you??
you just comment on other peoples work because you do not posses the intellectual ability to make your own
i cant wait to see you here in 20 years when i am a software engineer at sparkbrowser[/QUOTE]
And my reply:
[QUOTE=ME]Fun fact, fuckwit. RSA is an encryption technique for PTPP and the like, via services such as SSH. It's a dual-part key, so quit the security bullshit because I take a course in that.
You have no grounds to call my website horrible, yours looks absolutely horrendous and you didn't even design it yourself.
Okay, a product war:
I'll count the number of file uploads on Filemaw.com (which is owned by me) sans my uploads, and you count the number of downloads on your service. For you, IPs must be registered. For me, account IDs must be registered.
In less than a year, I'm actually going to be the head of the Run With Code group, formalizing its move to a business, so your bullshit in 20 years can suck a cock.[/QUOTE]
[editline]6th November 2010[/editline]
No, I don't actually take a course in security, and I know I got the use of RSA wrong. I know what it's actually used for, I'm just outbullshitting him here.
[editline]6th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE]ChrisreevesMA Christopher reeves
@ElliotSpeck good luck in gaining a marketshare in the website business, considering your websites are all owned by a california company[/QUOTE]
:psyduck:
I live in Australia. All of my stuff is owned by me.
There are JPEG artifacts on the sparkbrowser logo on the site
[QUOTE=Qombat;25886226]And my reply:
[editline]6th November 2010[/editline]
No, I don't actually take a course in security, and I know I got the use of RSA wrong. I know what it's actually used for, I'm just outbullshitting him here.
[editline]6th November 2010[/editline]
:psyduck:
I live in Australia. All of my stuff is owned by me.[/QUOTE]
Wow, he's one stubborn SOB. Someone should kick him in the face. :v:
I wish I can see him face to face
Stop feeding the troll.
I'm not sure if he's trolling or if he's incredibly stupid.
If he is trolling, he's sure gone to some length with it though.
I say we Digg this and persuade everyone to pretend they can't wait to download his browser, and on the 11th, his site goes down due to the massive demand for downloading sparkbrowser :v: he also gets thousands of emails from people using Mac and Linux, asking him how they run it.
[QUOTE=rieda1589;25899926][url=http://www.reddit.com/]ಠ_ಠ[/url][/QUOTE]
It's a different face when hovered over.
Guys digging it would be wrong, he has challenged me to a product war.
I think, on release day, someone download it and upload it to Filemaw, then someone Digg [b]that[/b].
Then Facepunch wins.
:v:
[QUOTE=Qombat;25903409]Guys digging it would be wrong, he has challenged me to a product war.
I think, on release day, someone download it and upload it to Filemaw, then someone Digg [b]that[/b].
Then Facepunch wins.
:v:[/QUOTE]
3.99 for an account?
xD
[QUOTE=Optimistic;25903725]3.99 for an account?
xD[/QUOTE]
Who said anything about uploading via an account?
I could do it, or one of the numerous others with accounts could.
[editline]7th November 2010[/editline]
[url]http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000236745084[/url]
He has a Facebook.
[QUOTE=Qombat;25904128]Who said anything about uploading via an account?
I could do it, or one of the numerous others with accounts could.
[editline]7th November 2010[/editline]
[url]http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000236745084[/url]
He has a Facebook.[/QUOTE]
Imagine how much faster you would win if accounts were free.
I'm not saying you should change that, because file hosting is definitely a big task, but it would definitely help.
Case in point, actually.
It was a real tossup whether to make people pay for accounts. I mean, I've had a few here and there, but you're right.
[editline]7th November 2010[/editline]
No premium bullshit either.
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