Sparkbrowser - Your new favourite web browser!

[KatrinaS]

No complaint email, now, is this worth doing by post ...

[ZekeTwo]

[QUOTE=honkhonkimacar;26023551]Which dumbass thought releasing this browser was a GOOD idea?[/QUOTE]

Why are you insulting the most revolutionary piece of software to ever be released?

[Qombat]

[url]http://developer.apple.com/contact/[/url]

[editline]13th November 2010[/editline]

[QUOTE=nekosune;26023625]No complaint email, now, is this worth doing by post ...[/QUOTE]

[KatrinaS]

[QUOTE=Qombat;26023652][url]http://developer.apple.com/contact/[/url]

[editline]13th November 2010[/editline][/QUOTE]
Perfect, thankyou, now to craft a complaint

[editline]13th November 2010[/editline]

[quote]Dear Sir/Madam,
I have been a staunch supporter of Apple and it's products for many years, however when I come across a website which opened my eyes as to what features Safari is so badly missing, I fear I must leave your products, and only go with a better kind. [url]http://sparkbrowser.com/Webkit.html[/url]
I will be informing my friends of this revolutionary browser and urging them to quit you as I have
Yours Sincerly,
Katrina Swales
[/quote]

[Qombat]

Pwnt.

[editline]13th November 2010[/editline]

Sincerely is misspelt, if you haven't sent it yet. :saddowns:

[dag10]

[QUOTE={ABK}AbbySciuto;25720589]So, the developer hates open source and he uses Python to hook everything together? What a failtroll.

Also, lack of privacy shocks me.[/QUOTE]

Don't forget he compiled to CLR! So much for closed source :v:

[KatrinaS]

[QUOTE=Qombat;26023725]Pwnt.

[editline]13th November 2010[/editline]

Sincerely is misspelt, if you haven't sent it yet. :saddowns:[/QUOTE]

Ack, well win some you loose some, I doubt a fully plausible spelling mistake will make it any less.

[MisterMooth]

[QUOTE=Qombat;26023725]Pwnt.

[editline]13th November 2010[/editline]

Sincerely is misspelt, if you haven't sent it yet. :saddowns:[/QUOTE]

and it's "its" not "it's"

[KatrinaS]

This was not meant to be a masterpiece, more like something an upset user would send

[editline]13th November 2010[/editline]

[quote]Follow-Up: 125986021
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Thank you,

Apple Developer Support[/quote]

[dag10]

[QUOTE=nekosune;26023773]This was not meant to be a masterpiece, more like something an upset user would send

[editline]13th November 2010[/editline][/QUOTE]

Aw, we have to wait until Monday. :(

[editline]13th November 2010[/editline]

Is anyone able to see what's on the Comments page? If so, can you post a screenshot for me?

[editline]13th November 2010[/editline]

Also, has anyone been able to get Sparkbrow$er to launch?

[KatrinaS]

Not even tried to get it to launch

[editline]13th November 2010[/editline]

Don't see the point, rather look through the code that looks like a how to be stupid magazine

[editline]13th November 2010[/editline]

Has anyone noticed how he has randomly put Wired's logo on his's front page?

[dag10]

I installed Visual Basic.NET 2010 Express and THEN it works. Holy shit. Reeves didn't try his browser on ANY other computers, and didn't realize that VB.NET2010 needs to be installed. :lol:

[IMG_THUMB]http://grab.by/grabs/cc85b52567176daf536ad14a7034d45e.png[/IMG_THUMB]

Also, FAIL (It doesn't recognize .by addresses):
[IMG_THUMB]http://grab.by/grabs/e712edbf7db7757b7de8cb1118d7af35.png[/IMG_THUMB]

Also, it doesn't save cookies or passwords, and the whole fucking window twitches and flickers every time the bloody cursor moves. And it has no keyboard shortcuts. And no download manager. And no bookmark manager. And no history manager. And no "Snap Apps". And no "Home Screen" or anything else he advertised on his Pics page. And-

I have to stop now before I give myself a stroke here.

/thread

[Qombat]

[QUOTE]i am an innovator, web desinger,programmer, Founder of Sparkbrowser, and sparkbrowsr.com, i am 17,[/QUOTE]

What's a desinger?

[KatrinaS]

[QUOTE=Qombat;26024250]What's a desinger?[/QUOTE]
Someone who overhypes junk?

[editline]13th November 2010[/editline]

oh and for the person who can not see ...
[url]http://pub42.bravenet.com/guestbook/3562062930[/url]

[dag10]

[QUOTE=nekosune;26024276]oh and for the person who can not see ...
[url]http://pub42.bravenet.com/guestbook/3562062930[/url][/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://grab.by/grabs/92355dc5cb2a862d02ad2f541066f8e9.png[/IMG]

:(

[editline]13th November 2010[/editline]

So screenshot please?

[editline]13th November 2010[/editline]

LOL he unbanned me now.

[midlet_guy]

Better try to do the ACID3 test or something :v:

[Christof P]

[QUOTE=dag10;26024138]
Also, FAIL (It doesn't recognize .by addresses):
[IMG_THUMB]http://grab.by/grabs/e712edbf7db7757b7de8cb1118d7af35.png[/IMG_THUMB]
/thread[/QUOTE]
:wtc:
[img]http://i1015.photobucket.com/albums/af278/Kapin_krunch/e712edbf7db7757b7de8cb1118d7af35.png[/img]

[KatrinaS]

Oh he is still deleting comments it seems.

[MisterMooth]

Phahaha, the current download is 108MB. Did he include the full version of VB.Net in the setup or something?

[KatrinaS]

Probably, I doubt he is intelligent enough to find the redists

[jlj1]

Move over chrome :downs:

[chrise112]

Oh god. That page source.

<?php
if($_SERVER['REQUEST_METHOD'] == 'POST')
{
   $success_page = '';
   $error_page = basename(__FILE__);
   $database = './usersdb.php';
   $crypt_pass = md5($_POST['password']);
   $found = false;
   $logindata = array();
   if(filesize($database) == 0)
   {
      header('Location: '.$error_page);
      exit;
   }
   else
   {
      $items = file($database);
      foreach($items as $line)
      {
         list($username, $password, $email, $fullname, $active) = explode('|', trim($line));
         $logindata[$username] = $password;
         if ($username == $_POST['username'] && $active != "0")
         {
            $found = true;
         }
      }
   }
   if($found == false)
   {
      header('Location: '.$error_page);
      exit;
   }
   if($logindata[$_POST['username']] == $crypt_pass)
   {
      session_start();
      $_SESSION['username'] = $_POST['username'];
      $rememberme = isset($_POST['rememberme']) ? true : false;
      if ($rememberme)
      {
         setcookie('username', $_POST['username'], time() + 3600*24*30);
         setcookie('password', $_POST['password'], time() + 3600*24*30);
      }
      header('Location: '.$success_page);
      exit;
   }
   else
   {
      header('Location: '.$error_page);
      exit;
   }
}
$username = isset($_COOKIE['username']) ? $_COOKIE['username'] : '';
$password = isset($_COOKIE['password']) ? $_COOKIE['password'] : '';
?>

[KatrinaS]

heh good thing for him he never bothered to even upload usersdb.php, or knowing this guy, a database

[dag10]

Just had an interesting Facebook chat with this guy. He's a fucking idiot:

[IMG_THUMB]http://i.imgur.com/fFwjj.png[/IMG_THUMB]

Also,

[IMG_THUMB]http://i.imgur.com/triKR.png[/IMG_THUMB]

[tratzzz]

Okay, If I saw that it won't go to sites like .ee, .tk and so on, I am CLEARLY not going to download it. Do you think about people in Euroope too, you idiot? wow. you suck!

[KatrinaS]

[QUOTE=tratzzz;26037190]Okay, If I saw that it won't go to sites like .ee, .tk and so on, I am CLEARLY not going to download it. Do you think about people in Euroope too, you idiot? wow. you suck![/QUOTE]

Well seeing as he 'doesn't want to be affiliated with any .co.uk sites' .....

[dag10]

Also, he just told me:

[QUOTE=Christopher Reeves]
Firefox supports cookies
Firefox supports addins
Firefox supports slow
[/QUOTE]

And he said:

[QUOTE=Christopher Reeves]
You like .co.uk? I don't want to be affiliated with that domain, so I will not add it.

And you like cookies? LOL
Sparkbrowser is fast because it doesn't support cookies.
All other browsers are bad because they support cookies.
[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[editline]13th November 2010[/editline]

Then I unfriended him so that I didn't have to hear his bullshit, then he blocked me. lol

[Fatal-Error]

Good god, even the programming wasnt shit, the interface is disgusting aswell.

[dag10]

[IMG]http://grab.by/grabs/90692e3d9ea64eb39ce0fe39b0c2e37b.png[/IMG]

[KatrinaS]

[QUOTE=dag10;26037304][img_thumb]http://grab.by/grabs/90692e3d9ea64eb39ce0fe39b0c2e37b.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]

Just replied to that post. Called this what it is, a joke, and a bad one at that.