[QUOTE=Makol;51085894]Get new job because dogs.[/QUOTE]
1: Need job to afford rent, need rent to afford place for doggos, no time for doggos because job.
GOTO 1
The only pet I'll ever own is a carnivorous plant. Buy a sundew when I move into this apartment.
[QUOTE=Makol;51085894]Get new job because dogs.[/QUOTE]
If you live alone and work full time or live with somebody else and you both work simultaneous hours, don't get a dog. Dogs are great but a huge responsibility.
[QUOTE=Xanadu;51086262]If you live alone and work full time or live with somebody else and you both work simultaneous hours, don't get a dog. Dogs are great but a huge responsibility.[/QUOTE]
Can I get you? Are you house trained?
[QUOTE=Xanadu;51086262]If you live alone and work full time or live with somebody else and you both work simultaneous hours, don't get a dog. Dogs are great but a huge responsibility.[/QUOTE]
I work full time and am able to take care of my dog. But I also have a dog walker who comes by in the afternoon and my dog for a 15 minute walk.
Both me and my brother work swing shift 4 days a week. 4 days a week we don't exist outside of work. My apartment complex also charges monthly rent for dogs. :\
if job
then no dog
else buy dog
I also live in a 4th floor apartment and I am a firm believer that a dog needs a yard. Sure I can go downstairs but I'm far too out of shape to do that constantly.
[QUOTE=mastfire;51086417]if job
then no dog
else buy dog[/QUOTE]
but how do you afford a dog with no job
[QUOTE=LordCrypto;51086624]but how do you afford a dog with no job[/QUOTE]
How can you stomach a job with no dog at home?
[editline]21st September 2016[/editline]
It's a catch 22
If you can't take care of a kid, you can't take care of a dog.
[QUOTE=Protocol7;51086493]I also live in a 4th floor apartment and I am a firm believer that a dog needs a yard. Sure I can go downstairs but I'm far too out of shape to do that constantly.[/QUOTE]
When I first got my dog I had a yard. He did nothing but sleep on the patio or ask to come back inside. He's more of a couch potato than a dog.
Been having nothing but technical difficulties for 48 hours straight now.
fuck this gay earth
[QUOTE=lavacano;51086670]If you can't take care of a kid, you can't take care of a dog.[/QUOTE]
A child requires substantially more care and attention than a dog. This isn't a very accurate comparison.
[QUOTE=B!N4RY;51086873]A child requires substantially more care and attention than a dog to be honest. This isn't a very accurate comparison[/QUOTE]
Yeah but it's not as socially acceptable to hit your dog...
[QUOTE=Levelog;51086881]Yeah but it's not as socially acceptable to hit your dog...[/QUOTE]
yeah but it's even less socially acceptable to sell your child for the chinese dog eating festival...
With my current job, I'd consider a cat. 10+ hour shifts are the norm.
Ah hell. Fish would probably be a better idea with my schedule.
[QUOTE=B!N4RY;51086888]yeah but it's even less socially acceptable to sell your child for the [B]chinese dog eating festival[/B]...[/QUOTE]
I'm offended.
[QUOTE=garychencool;51086915]I'm offended.[/QUOTE]
but it's a real thing
[url]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lychee_and_Dog_Meat_Festival[/url]
[QUOTE=B!N4RY;51086916]but it's a real thing
[url]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lychee_and_Dog_Meat_Festival[/url][/QUOTE]
Still offended but not surprised.
[QUOTE=DuCT;51086904]With my current job, I'd consider a cat. 10+ hour shifts are the norm.
Ah hell. Fish would probably be a better idea with my schedule.[/QUOTE]
I'm considering a pet hermit crab. I managed to not kill a pet tree for three years now so I think I'm ready to move up.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;51086946]I'm considering a pet hermit crab. I managed to not kill a pet tree for three years now so I think I'm ready to move up.[/QUOTE]
you sure you don't wanna consider a pet rock first? that sounds like too much of a jump
[QUOTE=B!N4RY;51086949]you sure you don't wanna consider a pet rock first? that sounds like too much of a jump[/QUOTE]
OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED MY PET ROCK
I FORGOT TO FEED IT FOR EIGHT YEARS I HOPE ITS OKAY
[QUOTE=B!N4RY;51086949]you sure you don't wanna consider a pet rock first? that sounds like too much of a jump[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.ebay.com/itm/Rockinthebox-Pet-Rock-with-Swimming-pool-PERFECT-FOR-SUMMER-/122097008145?hash=item1c6d8c7e11:g:kjsAAOSw4s9XlNbr[/url]
Who knew you could ship live pets?
[QUOTE=gman003-main;51086956]OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED MY PET ROCK
I FORGOT TO FEED IT FOR EIGHT YEARS I HOPE ITS OKAY[/QUOTE]
dude wtf
i'm calling the police on you for rock negligence
[QUOTE=gman003-main;51086946]I'm considering a pet hermit crab. I managed to not kill a pet tree for three years now so I think I'm ready to move up.[/QUOTE]
I'm telling you, carnivorous plant is the next step. It's a plant that you have to make sure is getting enough food.
hey linux people, how do I grep a running process's output? I've got a program that will output data live to the console every so often, and I only want to display lines with a certain string? Just piping the output raw to grep with a filter doesn't give me any output whatsoever. I'm pretty sure I need to do something more to get this to work properly.
[QUOTE=B!N4RY;51086998]dude wtf
i'm calling the police on you for rock negligence[/QUOTE]
Update: the rock is fine.
[QUOTE=Levelog;51087026]I'm telling you, carnivorous plant is the next step. It's a plant that you have to make sure is getting enough food.[/QUOTE]
A hermit crab is basically a carnivorous plant that needs less water. I think I can handle it.
[QUOTE=papkee;51087039]hey linux people, how do I grep a running process's output? I've got a program that will output data live to the console every so often, and I only want to display lines with a certain string? Just piping the output raw to grep with a filter doesn't give me any output whatsoever. I'm pretty sure I need to do something more to get this to work properly.[/QUOTE]
<program> | grep --line-buffered <pattern>
[QUOTE=gman003-main;51086946]I'm considering a pet hermit crab. I managed to not kill a pet tree for three years now so I think I'm ready to move up.[/QUOTE]
I should get a tree
My ex managed to kill 2 mature cacti in like 4 months. How.
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