I get computers from my dad when he hands them down. He names them. Here are the ones I remember at the moment:
Havoc was my first one, old shitty windows 98 but I loved it
(i think there was some here that i forgot)
then my dad gave me Venus, which was named after the co. the case came from, first windows xp experience
Then I got Cobra, the case had a cobra's face on the front
Then my dad gave my FUCKING FACEBOOK ADDICTED SISTER Scorpio, which is thousands of times better than this hunk of junk (I still have Cobra)
Then my dad's using Leviathan, which he's gonna give to me for christmas. Has twice the ram and much better parts than Cobra. :slick:
I recently got a Dell Studio XPS (lol, I know, I know) 8000.
It's case is really, really white.
Named White Whale
When I first reinstalled Windows last month my friends named my PC "Poopdicks"
Has since changed to simply "gaming"
PC - Sasha
Laptop - Zeus
DVR PC - Medusa
Home Theater PC - "Mac"
Work PC - Overlord
Quad core whore :eng101:
Hal
My current computer is Junkyard
The old desktop that got demoted to a family computer is Scrapyard and my phone shows up as Trashcan on the network.
I spy a certain pattern :P
MitchBook for my Netbook
Mitch-PC for my computer
"[I]nickname[/I]-PC" for the computer
"[I]nickname[/I]-Linserver[I]number[/I]" for my Linux Servers
"[I]nickname[/I]-Winserver[I]number[/I]" for my Windows servers
"[I]nickname[/I]-Laptop" for my laptop
Obviously [I]nickname[/I] is the current nickname i use on networks, and [I]number[/I] is because I'm too lazy to come up with fancy names, so they are all named the same with a different number afterwards.
It's called Kone. (Machine in english)
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;25403501]Epsilon[/QUOTE]
That's my netbook's name! Though in my case it's a math joke.
My other computers get biblical/religious names, for some unknown reason. Apotheosis, Lazarus, Apostle, etc.
Steve
hadrc0r3_g4me_d3str0yer
I just use my name..
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Okay, got one for mine after I tried running Crysis and ARMA II at maximum. Brass Balls.
Router - Phobos IV
Media Machine - Atlantis II
RAID5 server - Xenos
Game server - Duke
Got the main PC from a shop, so it's MASTER-PC
My laptop is a shitty old Vaio, so it's Sony.Shitbox
Computer
[del]I'm not fuckingly retarded, so I don't name computers.[/del]
Named my [url=http://www.techdigest.tv/acer_travelmate_7730.jpg]laptop[/url] MONOLITH
[QUOTE=Cheryl Cole;25403283]That.
Hey fuck you Overv everyone knows you're a fucking idiot[/QUOTE]
What am I reading?
Called my old laptop "The Craptop"
Lagged on flash games
[QUOTE=Overv;25572743]What am I reading?[/QUOTE]
[lua]
local Randomness.Level = math.huge
[/lua]
I call my computer oven, or darling.
Betsy
everything inanimate i posess uses this name
I name it after the processor in it (PHENOM, for example). Usually I just call it "fucking piece of shit" though.
BlackChrome is the most common with my systems. I have no imagination. :saddowns:
When I reformat my computer I'm gonna name it Aegis like the cheat code for instant building in Age of Empires 2.
[QUOTE=AntonFTW;25577684]When I reformat my computer I'm gonna name it Aegis like the cheat code for instant building in Age of Empires 2.[/QUOTE]
Hahah I remember that
SURE, BLAME IT ON YOUR ISP!
Blackbox (for my black pc)
Whitebox for my White laptop (not a mac)
Toshiro_NodeCluster_90024
Because it's my 90024th update since I first had a computer.
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