• CIPWTTKT&GC v0x13 (v19): Ivy Bridge Edition
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So I decide to clean my sister's keyboard pop some of the keys off [IMG]http://puu.sh/wAHU[/IMG] :suicide:
CONTEEEEEENT! So. You remember that guy, right? I forget what pseudonym I gave him last time I posted about him, so I'll just call him Eustace, because Eustace is widely-known to be the worst name in existence[1]. So anyways, I'm trying to figure out why I can't log in to our website. I quadruple-check all the stuff on the backend, nothing's changed. The back-end servers are sending out exactly the same data they always do. I even rebuild the database in case someone was testing the password-change functionality and messed up all the logins. Nothing. So, with dread, I start looking through Eustace's code on the front-end servers. I was looking through it for an hour, and still couldn't figure out what made it stop working. Mostly because I found at least a dozen bits of code that should never have worked at all. Seriously, I think this guy has problems telling the difference between functions and variables. Seriously. He'll call a function (like curl_errno()) and then reference a variable that was never declared and never set, with the same name (ie. $curl_errno). Since PHP doesn't give a shit, there's no errors, but the code doesn't actually do what it's supposed to. Then there's the conditionals that do nothing: [code]if ($error) throw new Exception ("Fail"); throw new Exception ("Fail");[/code] And yes, the actual code had the same exact text in both exceptions. Oh, and his code is horribly formatted. Seriously, this is his brace style: [code]if ($thing) { $var = array(); $var['results'] = do_something(); echo $var['results']; } else { return_error(); }[/code] And this, gentlemen, is a CIPWTTK - a true computer-illiterate person who thinks he knows things.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;36084037]Oh, and his code is horribly formatted. Seriously, this is his brace style: [code]if ($thing) { $var = array(); $var['results'] = do_something(); echo $var['results']; } else { return_error(); }[/code][/QUOTE] Apart from the lack of a linebreak between the if and else blocks, I don't see how it's horrible. Wikipedia's C++ example uses the same brace style: [code]#include <iostream> int main() { std::cout << "Hello, world!\n"; }[/code]
we have seven cats yeti: black w/ long hair, resident old man (15, at least 5 years older than all the others) and kicks major ass max: brown tabby, second oldest (8ish), pompous asshole boo: orange with a white spot on his back, 4-5ish years old, gets pissed really easily but is really friendly circuit: there's a funny story that goes with this cat: when i was in third grade, we were fostering kittens, and one day in the summer, the electrician came to the school for routine maintenance. he opens the main electrical box and there are two kittens sitting inside. since we were fostering kittens, the school called us. one of them died, the other stayed with us. this is circuit. he is really shy and shit but i love him sweetheart: about 5 years old, has a heart on his face and looks like 2x bigger than he actually is julio: born on cinco de mayo a couple years ago, and no one really ever sees him around the house paquita: the only girl we have. also born on cinco de mayo, and she acts like a princess
[QUOTE=wingless;36077704][url]http://itsnotcheating.com.au/[/url][/QUOTE] They only offer an upgrade version.
Enough pets. This isn't /r/aww.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;36084037]Oh, and his code is horribly formatted. Seriously, this is his brace style:[/QUOTE] Unless I'm too tired to see the issue that's exactly the same as my brace style and I can't see what's so wrong about aligning the braces properly. [QUOTE=1solidsnake2;36084118]Apart from the lack of a linebreak between the if and else blocks, I don't see how it's horrible.[/QUOTE] A break between } and else would make it look like they're "detached" from each other, in my opinion?
Weird, I've always hated code that doesn't put the braces on the same line as the statement: [code]if ($condition){ do_a_thing(); } else { do_something_else(); }[/code]
[QUOTE=Warship;36081041]If you wanna keep it cheap and simple, just get vidyamic [img]https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-cFY--5pLhno/T76AbJnkAEI/AAAAAAAAAsw/SmzsEFXt_P8/s1024/IMAG0516.jpg[/img] Even makes your camera look a whole lot more expensive :v:[/QUOTE] I don't think you know what I mean. Also I have the video mic pro, which is better. [editline]24th May 2012[/editline] So take your Rebel and shove it up your ass.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;36084409]Weird, I've always hated code that doesn't put the braces on the same line as the statement: [code]if ($condition){ do_a_thing(); } else { do_something_else(); }[/code][/QUOTE] The advantage of aligning the braces is that, well, you're aligning the braces, ie. it'll be piss easy to find ([I]see[/I]) block borders since all the braces at a specific indentation level are in the same column. I also personally dislike } else { because it just looks silly to me.
I shall play you the song of my people. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0p8NuTyWCk[/media]
[QUOTE=nikomo;36084541]I shall play you the song of my people. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0p8NuTyWCk[/media][/QUOTE] That sounds pretty cool.
[QUOTE=FlakTheMighty;36084693]That sounds pretty cool.[/QUOTE] It sounds as if millions of bits cried out in terror, only to be silenced in an instant.
[QUOTE=nikomo;36084541]I shall play you the song of my people. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0p8NuTyWCk[/media][/QUOTE] Needs to be remixed, it could make for a nice beat
I like how it says "Strike the F1 key to continue" It seems like it requires GREAT FORCE to do so Finished cleaning that keyboard and now I have a nice HP keyboard for my test bed machine, yay.
[QUOTE=latin_geek;36084011]So I decide to clean my sister's keyboard pop some of the keys off [IMG]http://puu.sh/wAHU[/IMG] :suicide:[/QUOTE] Your sister sucks at rolling joints.
[QUOTE=latin_geek;36084011]So I decide to clean my sister's keyboard pop some of the keys off [IMG]http://puu.sh/wAHU[/IMG] :suicide:[/QUOTE] [b]I WAS EATING YOU ASSHOLE[/b]
[QUOTE=Brt5470;36084414]I don't think you know what I mean. Also I have the video mic pro, which is better. [editline]24th May 2012[/editline] So take your Rebel and shove it up your ass.[/QUOTE] omgrude And as far as I've heard, the only thing the pro is better at is being small. The battery life is worse, the sound quality is pretty much the same, and according to some guy the pro is more "flimsy" So take your Videomic Pro and shove it up your ass. [sp]While recording[/sp]
[QUOTE=latin_geek;36084011]So I decide to clean my sister's keyboard pop some of the keys off [IMG]http://puu.sh/wAHU[/IMG] :suicide:[/QUOTE] Damn, that one nearly beats my record
Woop, Facepunch's back. Looked through dealextreme during the downtime, found pretty cheap decent RAM and some genuine (according to the reviews, "wow actually fucking genuine") peripherals and some other things. Might order something later.
[QUOTE=Warship;36085108]omgrude And as far as I've heard, the only thing the pro is better at is being small. The battery life is worse, the sound quality is pretty much the same, and according to some guy the pro is more "flimsy" So take your Videomic Pro and shove it up your ass. [sp]While recording[/sp][/QUOTE] Post the results.
[QUOTE=latin_geek;36085146]Woop, Facepunch's back. Looked through dealextreme during the downtime, found pretty cheap decent RAM and some genuine (according to the reviews, "wow actually fucking genuine") peripherals and some other things. Might order something later.[/QUOTE] I'd like to know how long it takes for the cheap RAM to a) melt, or b) create a black hole
[QUOTE=zerotwelve;36085477]I'd like to know how long it takes for the cheap RAM to a) melt, or b) create a black hole[/QUOTE] It's "Transcend" which apparently is an okay brand. China does sell decent stuff, even if it's once in a blue moon.
Transcend is a decent brand, but is it [i]actually[/i] Transcend is more the question?
I dunno, it honestly seems pretty legit and has a couple reviews backing it up. Doesn't seem like something easy to copy but I'd have to find an image of a 100% confirmed legit one to compare [t]http://img.dxcdn.com/productimages/sku_82671_1.jpg[/t] That and the fact that they have confirmed genuine Logitech and Sandisk stuff is enough proof for me, I'll just buy it when I have the cash, and then I'll have 4GB of RAM on a computer that really doesn't deserve them. Oi satanix caught you online how's the mail thing going
I had a brilliant 16gb Transcend flash drive, so they're pretty trustworthy on that front. I haven't got a clue about RAM, I didn't even know they made it.
"confirmed genuine Logitech and Sandisk stuff" How was it confirmed? Other customer reviews?
[QUOTE=latin_geek;36085609]I dunno, it honestly seems pretty legit and has a couple reviews backing it up. Doesn't seem like something easy to copy but I'd have to find an image of a 100% confirmed legit one to compare [t]http://img.dxcdn.com/productimages/sku_82671_1.jpg[/t] That and the fact that they have confirmed genuine Logitech and Sandisk stuff is enough proof for me, I'll just buy it when I have the cash, and then I'll have 4GB of RAM on a computer that really doesn't deserve them. Oi satanix caught you online how's the mail thing going[/QUOTE] Well I've been a lazy git and haven't sent it yet I'm afraid.
Also I'd love to buy a case with a ton of bays just to put shit like this on them [t]http://img.dxcdn.com/productimages/sku_118944_1.jpg[/t] So many knobs and connectors... [QUOTE=SataniX;36085635]Well I've been a lazy git and haven't sent it yet I'm afraid.[/QUOTE] 's alright, just like, do so eventually, else I can't listen to music during class and such (the speakers on my netbook are shit and even if they weren't I don't think the rest of the class would appreciate me blasting TQBF or something like that)
[QUOTE=latin_geek;36085659]Also I'd love to buy a case with a ton of bays just to put shit like this on them [t]http://img.dxcdn.com/productimages/sku_118944_1.jpg[/t] So many knobs and connectors...[/QUOTE] Every card reader I brought from generic brand companies always stopped working within a year.
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