CIPWTTKT&GC v0x14 (v20): Turning it off and on all day every day

[Makol]

I only work like once a week at a farmer's market.

with dogs

and angry old people

for a bakery for dogs (yet people think we sell cat food!)

[Pardalis]

[QUOTE=pure.Joseph;37395707]Anyone interested in a systems administration Job?

Main roles would be basically monitoring any servers / systems for abnormalities. Such as idiot clients writing a 120GB+ log file, thus taking up 100% of the SSD arrays. Rouge java processes eating up all 32 threads of an E5 machine, etc.[/QUOTE]
What knowledge is required/is there any chance of a 17 year old southamerican getting the job?

[.Lain]

[QUOTE=altern;37396535]we have new jersey, therefore we win

[editline]24th August 2012[/editline]

[spoiler]I'm kidding[/spoiler]

[editline]24th August 2012[/editline]

whats spoiler tag? :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
[sp] [/ sp]

[Lyokanthrope]

[QUOTE=pure.Joseph;37395707]Anyone interested in a systems administration Job?

Main roles would be basically monitoring any servers / systems for abnormalities. Such as idiot clients writing a 120GB+ log file, thus taking up 100% of the SSD arrays. Rouge java processes eating up all 32 threads of an E5 machine, etc.[/QUOTE]
What's the pay, what knowledge is required, and will it work if I'm GMT -5?

[長門有希]

This is just fucking ridiculous.
[t]http://9to5mac.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/new-microsoft-looks-like-apple-corporate-font.jpeg?w=657[/t]

[.Lain]

[QUOTE=Ezhik;37396944]This is just fucking ridiculous.
[t]http://9to5mac.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/new-microsoft-looks-like-apple-corporate-font.jpeg?w=657[/t][/QUOTE]
how 2 make a sucessful comic font
step1 : take comic snas
step 2: change some lines
step 3: ????
step4 : porfit!

[長門有希]

[QUOTE=FlubberNugget;37396996]how 2 make a sucessful comic font
step1 : take comic snas
step 2: change some lines
step 3: ????
step4 : porfit![/QUOTE]

Here's what I made:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/QGEgh.png[/IMG]

[TonyTheBean]

Content(?) time. So, we have been dealing with this kid for about 3 months now. He's a spoiled brat (mom bought him a $5,000 80" TV, does whatever he wants), and his mom is always claming he's poor. He claims he knows a knows a bunch of shit about computers, buuuut, he's requested us to build him a gaming machine, and to put as much as we can into it (nearly cleaned out our 1gb ddr2's), put a shitty soundcard into his machine even though he is just using apple earphones through the FRONT HEADPHONE PORT. Now, so on to why I'm bringing this up.

Today he brought his machine in claiming that when he plays games his graphics are "degrading" and sometimes it goes to a black screen, says there isn't enough video memory or that you need to upgrade to 64 bit. Only thing I can explain is the whole video memory thing, he has a fuck-ton of graphic mods for Skyrim, running on a Core 2 Duo and 550 Ti, probably running at around 1080p.

[MTMod]

[QUOTE=TonyTheBean;37398444]Content(?) time. So, we have been dealing with this kid for about 3 months now. He's a spoiled brat (mom bought him a $5,000 80" TV, does whatever he wants), and his mom is always claming he's poor. He claims he knows a knows a bunch of shit about computers, buuuut, he's requested us to build him a gaming machine, and to put as much as we can into it (nearly cleaned out our 1gb ddr2's), put a shitty soundcard into his machine even though he is just using apple earphones through the FRONT HEADPHONE PORT. Now, so on to why I'm bringing this up.

Today he brought his machine in claiming that when he plays games his graphics are "degrading" and sometimes it goes to a black screen, says there isn't enough video memory or that you need to upgrade to 64 bit. Only thing I can explain is the whole video memory thing, he has a fuck-ton of graphic mods for Skyrim, running on a Core 2 Duo and 550 Ti, probably running at around 1080p.[/QUOTE]

Just slapabitch.

[MIPS]

Discovered the thing called the Antec P180 case today.

[img]http://www.quietpc.com/images/products/p180b.jpg[/img]

I kind of like it. It's got lots of plastic but the frame still seems pretty rigid and it keeps it as clean as you can get. I might toss some older parts in it and see what I can build.

[kaze4159]

I like the hard drive bays

[editline]25th August 2012[/editline]

Oh wow, watching a video review
It even has a little box built in for storing screws and cable ties

[BBgamer720]

Finally got my new wireless adapter. Much faster than my little Edimax nano adapter! :rock:

[PyroCF]

[QUOTE=BBgamer720;37399895]Finally got my new wireless adapter. Much faster than my little Edimax nano adapter! :rock:[/QUOTE]
Hehe, I had one of those. Then I got an ASUS N53 USB, what a change.

[Chubbs]

[QUOTE=Amiga OS;37392342]Just get him one of these [img]http://beatme101.com/images/xblade.jpg[/img]

And put a alien sticker over the logo. At least it could have decent internals for a sensible price.

[editline]24th August 2012[/editline]

Disclaimer : I totally didn't buy one of these when I was 13.[/QUOTE]

I have one of those things in silver somewhere. The fans broke completely.

[editline]25th August 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;37399011]How careful are you when you move your tower? I just had to research the family towers 2100+ for the second time after someone moved it and knocked it badly when that someone was putting it back throwing a massive graphics fit(its integrated).[/QUOTE]

Normally it will be fine if you don't violently shake it or something.

If you're really worried take the HDD(s) out and move them separately.

[Tezzanator92]

[QUOTE=Amiga OS;37392342]Just get him one of these [img]http://beatme101.com/images/xblade.jpg[/img]
Disclaimer : I totally didn't buy one of these when I was 13.[/QUOTE]

[t]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/286964/900x900px-LL-d1377bee_dscf0011rk3.jpeg[/t]
I had one like that in purple. Total rice factory. This rig even had a 5 1/4 inch floppy drive and an external BIOS reset switch, best rig ever.
I now have a coolermaster wavemaster that I got for free.

[Big D Duchovny]

[QUOTE=Ezhik;37397304]Here's what I made:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/QGEgh.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

More like:
Choose a font
Write competitors name with font
Change font
Surprise! It looks totally the fucking same!

[kaze4159]

Classic Apple fanatics, acting just like the real legal team
"It looks completely different, but it uses the same font, so they stole it"

[editline]25th August 2012[/editline]

Wow, it isn't even the same font
Microsoft is in Segoe, not a modified Myriad Pro

[Chubbs]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;37400898]Sadly it wasn't me that moved it. Someone else did whilst it was still running.[/QUOTE]

What syndrome do they have?

[Skanic]

Even cheaper amd cpus :v:
[url]http://www.eteknix.com/news/amd-hacks-down-prices-on-all-processors/[/url]

[Chubbs]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;37401339]You mean.
"What kind of idiocy do they have?"
If that was the question, then I'd say extreme.[/QUOTE]

No I mean what syndrome do they have? I was guessing downs.

[editline]25th August 2012[/editline]

I'm from England I wouldn't try to correct my English.

[長門有希]

[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;37401059]More like:
Choose a font
Write competitors name with font
Change font
Surprise! It looks totally the fucking same![/QUOTE]

Mine applies to like half of the articles they post on their website.
They REALLY like to bitch about competitors.

[.Lain]

[QUOTE=Strikebango;37402442]Even cheaper amd cpus :v:
[url]http://www.eteknix.com/news/amd-hacks-down-prices-on-all-processors/[/url][/QUOTE]

Holy shit that's cheap.
This brings AMD back into the price:performace range imo

[Big D Duchovny]

[QUOTE=Strikebango;37402442]Even cheaper amd cpus :v:
[url]http://www.eteknix.com/news/amd-hacks-down-prices-on-all-processors/[/url][/QUOTE]

Wow, the FX-8150 is actually kind of viable now. If it weren't for the humongous power draw, at least. And the 955 BE is just fucking great value at this point, even if it's old.

[alien_guy]

[QUOTE=Chubbs;37402527]No I mean what syndrome do they have? I was guessing downs.

[editline]25th August 2012[/editline]

I'm from England I wouldn't try to correct my English.[/QUOTE]

Should there not be a comma or full stop in the middle of that sentence after England?

[Big D Duchovny]

[QUOTE=Chubbs;37402527]No I mean what syndrome do they have? I was guessing downs.

[editline]25th August 2012[/editline]

I'm from England I wouldn't try to correct my English.[/QUOTE]

Well, as a Dane, I must say that you English-speaking guys have some responsibilities. If you don't use correct English at most times (and that really shouldn't be a problem), we foreigners might pick up some mistakes as being correct - I'm not gonna go against a guy from England when discussing grammar or spelling. Most of my English is learned from either hearing people talking it or people writing it, not from text books, and as such you're really my most important input, language-wise.

[Chubbs]

[QUOTE=alien_guy;37402726]Should there not be a comma or full stop in the middle of that sentence after England?[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I forget commas most of the time actually if I'm not writing something formal.

[mobrockers2]

[QUOTE=Chubbs;37402974]Yeah, I forget commas most of the time, actually, if I'm not writing something formal.[/QUOTE]

We've noticed.

[Stylee32]

Phew, thought I had 3 stuck pixels on my monitor then.. turns out the Forklift Truck Simulator 2009 has 3 pink spots on its icon :v:

[neosloth]

BACK TO MY PC

So happy, had to use a tablet for two weeks and facepunch was crashing all the time

[Skanic]

[QUOTE=superstepa;37406334]BACK TO MY PC

So happy, had to use a tablet for two weeks and facepunch was crashing all the time[/QUOTE]

So you crashed Facepunch with your tablet.