Brohoster: Proving their Excellent Services Yet Again
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my automerge to oh god what a horrible day
[editline]19th June 2011[/editline]
OH GOD WHAT AGAIN
[QUOTE=Zeke129;30557888]I wonder if he contacted garry to remove the thread yet lol[/QUOTE]
I am contacting the site's administrators
wait, compwhizii already posted in this thread, and everyone rated the post agrees and winners instead of bashing on him.
THIS IS [i]THAT[/i] BAD, I HOPE MATT KNOWS THAT
This thread is [b]HIGHLY[/b] entertaining
[QUOTE=nicatronTg;30557899]As it stands, a buyer has bought it and BroHoster will shut down Monday at 10am GMT.[/QUOTE]
I don't think so. The whole point of selling was to keep it from shutting down, so I don't think BOTH would happen. Correct me if I'm wrong.
[QUOTE=daijitsu;30557903]I am contacting the site's administrators
wait, compwhizii already posted in this thread, and everyone rated the post agrees and winners instead of bashing on him.
THIS IS [i]THAT[/i] BAD, I HOPE MATT KNOWS THAT[/QUOTE]
I feel like Matt is the internet equivalent of North Korea.
Isolationist, attacks anyone who questions him, refuses to answer questions, rids himself of anyone he doesn't deem neccessary, running the business (country) into the ground.
[QUOTE=nicatronTg;30557899]
As it stands, a buyer has bought it and BroHoster will shut down Monday at 10am GMT.[/QUOTE]
I've been following this since the start, I didn't see any where that someone bought it yet, have a source for that?
[QUOTE=FalseLogic;30557993]I don't think so. The whole point of selling was to keep it from shutting down, so I don't think BOTH would happen. Correct me if I'm wrong.[/QUOTE]
From what I've gathered it'll still go down if the buyer falls through (which at this point might happen), or if they can't pay for Softlayer (possible), or if the buyer decides to restructure it.
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[QUOTE=dbhjed;30558011]I've been following this since the start, I didn't see any where that someone bought it yet, have a source for that?[/QUOTE]
Apparently Matt said there was a buyer sometime in the past. Not 100% sure, though.
HoSter.
We screw you like a ho.
I've been mirroring some of the files of what's been happening myself, along with others on the irc channel.
What I've got so far: [url]http://4amcode.com/files/[/url]
And Matt, I'm Aussie, you're in the wrong juris-my-diction to have it taken down
[QUOTE=nicatronTg;30558013]Apparently Matt said there was a buyer sometime in the past. Not 100% sure, though.[/QUOTE]
Yeah he said there was a buyer, but that was at the start of the shitstorm. Some bros here emailed all the people that expressed intent on buying the company, on WHT (where Matt placed the ad).
[QUOTE=ProWaffle;30558038]HoSter.
We screw you like a ho.[/QUOTE]
Nope, hohoster.
[url=http://hohoster.com/]Hohoster.com[/url] to be exact!
(mine)
[QUOTE=Janizaurd;30558063]Yeah he said there was a buyer, but that was at the start of the shitstorm. Some bros here emailed all the people that expressed intent on buying the company, on WHT (where Matt placed the ad).[/QUOTE]
Can you link to the post?
[url]http://blog.nexua.org/brohoster-turn-hohoster/[/url]
Posted for my Bro Jacob, this really took a bad turn.
Minecraft server history happening right here. Amazing sight folks.
[QUOTE=Johnbooth;30557596][QUOTE=GhostSonic;30557491]Did he leave a voicemail?[/QUOTE]
Better, we have a full transcript of the conversation with the audio.
[url=http://pastebin.com/eysKidK5]Pasty[/url]
Matt: I'm very confused on where you got this information listed in here from Because almost everything in there is incorrect.
Guard: Excuse me?
Matt: The article on your website, about brohoster being in shambles.. almost every fact inside that article is highly twisted and incorrect.
Guard: Is that so?
Matt: Yes, actually it is.
Guard: Our writers tend to follow on what is needed basis, and if is incorrect you're gonna have to contact the writing team at (writers@crafthub.net)
Matt: Okay, because you do realize that I'm having my lawyers draft a cease and desist request at this time because this is actually highly, HIGHLY incorrect... Because we never, we never contacted ICANN to get the domain listing.
Matt: S.W.A.T.? Police?
Guard: Okay sir. I'll get on it.
Matt: Yes, You will. And this article should be taken down.
Guard: I'll see what I can do about it.
Matt: Because this is my polite way of asking to take it down.
Guard: Okay. I'll get on it as soon as possible.
Matt: Okay thank you.
Guard: Bye.
[url=http://dl.dropbox.com/u/13038989/article-takedown.mp3.1.torrent]Linky to MP3[/url]
[url=http://crafthub.net/2011/06/18/popular-minecraft-host-brohoster-is-in-shambles/]Linky to Article[/url][/QUOTE]
how did I skip over this, because
[release][h2]Matt: S.W.A.T.? Police?[/h2][/release]
[highlight]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAA[/highlight] this is so pathetically desperate of a threat that I'm going to [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1097710-Brohoster-Proving-their-Excellent-Services-Yet-Again?p=30558469&viewfull=1#post30558469]mount it on my wall as a work of fucking art[/url]
[quote]Brohoster is currently hosting [u]3790[/u] Minecraft servers with 47 ordered in the past 24 hours.[/quote]
[QUOTE=Tukimoshi;30558001]I feel like Matt is the internet equivalent of North Korea.
Isolationist, attacks anyone who questions him, refuses to answer questions, rids himself of anyone he doesn't deem neccessary, running the business (country) into the ground.[/QUOTE]
Don't forget in terms of size too
THE Police and SWAT are after me. HEEEEEEEELP.
[QUOTE=daijitsu;30558142]how did I skip over this, because
[release][h2]Matt: S.W.A.T.? Police?[/h2][/release]
[highlight]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAA[/highlight] this is so pathetically desperate of a threat that I'm going to mount it on my wall as a work of fucking art[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I was listening to the audio file, Have no clue where that came from
[editline]19th June 2011[/editline]
It seems to just be randomly thrown in there, fragment from another conversation maybe
Everything before this thread summed up by JWJ himself. Only watch the first half, the rest is stupid.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaiTytjzEQk&feature=channel_video_title[/media]
[QUOTE=Aide;30558156][/QUOTE]
Wait, so that figure isnt live, it hasn't changed in the last 24 hours.
Just read the pages Damn i feel sorry for andrew and jwj for this.
[QUOTE=daijitsu;30558142]how did I skip over this, because
[release][h2]Matt: S.W.A.T.? Police?[/h2][/release]
[highlight]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAA[/highlight] this is so pathetically desperate of a threat that I'm going to mount it on my wall as a work of fucking art[/QUOTE]
Sir,
I like your style of posting.
Even though you ALREADY have more than 8000 posts and are a moderator,
post more.
Thanks.
Throwing my hat into the ring, I'm utterly disgusted by the whole situation. Jacob and Andrew were the brain and backbone of Brohoster. Once Matt booted them both the body turned into a shell and crumpled to the floor motionless. And right now, Matt is trying to sell a corpse, rather than give it mouth to mouth and bring it back to life.
I made a coupon on Fluctis Hosting for the people migrating away from Brohoster.
Just use "BROFOSHO" and you get 20% off of the first month on ANYTHING.
Just check the link in my usertitle.
-lesnip-
[editline]19th June 2011[/editline]
Also wasting my 1,000th post here because i like brohoster.
[QUOTE=Vipersnake;30558256]Is that some kind of advertisement for your hosting or something?
[editline]19th June 2011[/editline]
Also wasting my 1,000th post here because i like brohoster.[/QUOTE]
I contacted a mod before I posted this.
[QUOTE=darthkatzs;30558274]I contacted a mod before I posted this.[/QUOTE]
Okay nevermind. sorry for thinking you that you were a bot.
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;30558246]Throwing my hat into the ring, I'm utterly disgusted by the whole situation. Jacob and Andrew were the brain and backbone of Brohoster. Once Matt booted them both the body turned into a shell and crumpled to the floor motionless. And right now, Matt is trying to sell a corpse, rather than give it mouth to mouth and bring it back to life.[/QUOTE]
wow epic metaphors thank fuck you are here
[url]http://hohoster.com/[/url]
How's my site coming along?
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