• Brohoster: Proving their Excellent Services Yet Again
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Matt, irrespective of what happened, you're a dick and the customer base of brohoster is up and leaving. You took the soul of brohoster out. Its gone. I hope the law comes round and fucks you over.
[QUOTE=CU-MattR;30558581]He sold me the company. He stopped working and got fired. Brohoster is being sold as Jacob left the company highly financially unstable and if it's not sold, it will disappear on it's own. I've had enough of dealing with immature children such as the ones within this thread that don't even take the time to learn the facts and assume that they know everything.[/QUOTE] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4861882/Facepunch/artistic/sueme.png[/img]
I am now spreading that screencap to everybody I know who owns one of your servers, as well as Reddit and Crafthub. Everything that comes out of your retarded fingers may as well be a bullet.
[QUOTE=CU-MattR;30558581]He sold me the company. He stopped working and got fired. Brohoster is being sold as Jacob left the company highly financially unstable and if it's not sold, it will disappear on it's own. I've had enough of dealing with immature children such as the ones within this thread that don't even take the time to learn the facts and assume that they know everything.[/QUOTE] How much money did the company go for, and who decided the price?
[QUOTE=nicatronTg;30558601]We aren't children, though, you might consider publishing a press release or making a public announcement as to what's happening before your entire company goes down the shitter because you're incapable of handling a PR mess.[/QUOTE] Communication has never been a strong point of Matt led Brohoster. We might suggest he posts on Facebook and twitter as he normally does for important business communication.
[QUOTE=Nijikokun;30558604]Actually, instead of acting like one of those immature kids, you could publicly state what is going on in a calm and orderly manner and you could have avoided 99% of this publicity.[/QUOTE] Actually, I had. Several times. People took what I said and blew it way out of proportion turning it into the mess that it is right now. Rumors spread like wildfire and people took them as facts.
[QUOTE=CU-MattR;30558581]He sold me the company. He stopped working and got fired. Brohoster is being sold as Jacob left the company highly financially unstable and if it's not sold, it will disappear on it's own. I've had enough of dealing with immature children such as the ones within this thread that don't even take the time to learn the facts and assume that they know everything.[/QUOTE] Needs more highly. Seriously, get some new words in your vocabulary you neckbeard fuck.
[QUOTE=CU-MattR;30558527]That's absolutely incorrect. The company is NOT being shut down, and whoever started that rumor is entirely 100% incorrect. Again -- Brohoster is NOT being shut down.[/QUOTE] boy, allow me to write this out in plain letters. Anything you say can, and will be held against you in the court of law. As such, it can most certainly be used to your disadvantage, regardless of its truth, your insistence or success in selling anything. If you [i]have[/i] been talking with your lawyers, the [b]very first thing[/b] any one of them would have told you is that you should cease contact- via phone, text, sign language from across the street, whatever- without one of them present and recording the fact with both parties in the conversation aware of the legal representative's involvement in the situation. You would not have shown up here nor [i]sworn over the phone at the guy you're ousting right now[/i] and thown a god damn hissy fit in front of- hold up, lemme check the scoreboard... as of writing, 49,707 views shared between an average of 3 to 500 people online, a tenth of your entire userbase at [i]any given instant[/i] and all on FACEPUNCH, a major supporter of the site given this is the place brohoster got itself rooted and running. You are a fool, a liar, a swindler, and a failure for having pulled any of this.
[QUOTE=CU-MattR;30558623]Actually, I had. Several times. People took what I said and blew it way out of proportion turning it into the mess that it is right now. Rumors spread like wildfire and people took them as facts.[/QUOTE] :siren:[h2]Obligatory repost of the screencap so everyone sees this[/h2]:siren: :siren:[img]http://gyazo.com/6618fe75f08f21cc05d32696e374cf89.png[/img]:siren: :siren:[h2]Matt, owner of Brohoster believes that the majority of his customers are immature idiots for being rightfully angry at his gross stupidity (and weight). More at 11:00[/h2]:siren:
[QUOTE=CU-MattR;30558527]...The company is NOT being shut down, and whoever started that rumor is entirely 100% incorrect. Again -- Brohoster is NOT being shut down.[/QUOTE] I think I know who started that rumor: [QUOTE=CU-MattR;30558581]... if it's not sold, it will disappear on it's own...[/QUOTE]
isn't it illegal to prematurely terminate everybody's service like that
I'm sorry but when a company makes no effort to clarify to its members what its intentions are then it loses ALL credibility. Ensuring that as many people as possible leave brohoster and / or begin legal proceedings (where appropriate) is now my top priority, and damnit I was going to have ice cream as my top priority for today. Thanks for ruining my holiday with this, but then again, thanks for letting me watch your ship sink. If somehow you feel the need to contact me privately with a takedown request for this post, fire your imaginary lawyers at [email]me@luaduck.co.uk[/email]. I will expect a signed domain or some other proof of legitimacy, and you should also be aware that any emails that I recieve on that address from you will be posted to the public domain.
[QUOTE=CU-MattR;30558581]He sold me the company. He stopped working and got fired. Brohoster is being sold as Jacob left the company highly financially unstable and if it's not sold, it will disappear on it's own. I've had enough of dealing with immature children such as the ones within this thread that don't even take the time to learn the facts and assume that they know everything.[/QUOTE] [i]Hello there, There is a pertinent story about a man who was working on an oil platform in the North Sea. He woke up one night from a loud explosion, which suddenly set his entire oil platform on fire. In mere moments, he was surrounded by flames. Through the smoke and heat, he barely made his way out of the chaos to the platform's edge. When he looked down over the edge, all he could see were the dark, cold, foreboding Atlantic waters. As the fire approached him, the man had mere seconds to react. He could stand on the platform, and inevitably be consumed by the burning flames. Or, he could plunge 30 meters in to the freezing waters. The man was standing upon a "burning platform," and he needed to make a choice. He decided to jump. It was unexpected. In ordinary circumstances, the man would never consider plunging into icy waters. But these were not ordinary times - his platform was on fire. The man survived the fall and the waters. After he was rescued, he noted that a "burning platform" caused a radical change in his behaviour. [b]You too, are standing on a "burning platform," and you alone must decide how you are going to change your behavior.[/b][/i] I think Nokia was right about standing on a burning platform, but it provides a lot of value here too. ([url=http://www.engadget.com/2011/02/08/nokia-ceo-stephen-elop-rallies-troops-in-brutally-honest-burnin/]Citation Engaget[/url])
Oh boy, CU-MattR just can't stop digging his own grave :cawg:
[QUOTE=CU-MattR;30558623]Actually, I had. Several times. People took what I said and blew it way out of proportion turning it into the mess that it is right now. Rumors spread like wildfire and people took them as facts.[/QUOTE] I've seen your releases; However, you still manage to direct them toward someone or use what apple likes to call "stop-words". This mess is not from the rumors or even the facts, it's how you presented yourself and acted towards everyone. The bad mouthing and choice words show a worse image than what anyone else is saying about you. The threats and mal-usage of law resources is what got this mess to go deeper than what it is, also, if you were legitimately having profit margin issues, you do a press release with profits and show the stock issues in your company so the public knows that you need an external source of funding or profit gain so that they don't panic (as has happened) and you don't "screw them like a ho" which has also happened. It's all about presentation mate and you don't show a good one. Rule #1 - Don't try and fix something if it isn't broken.
[QUOTE=CU-MattR;30558623]Actually, I had. Several times. People took what I said and blew it way out of proportion turning it into the mess that it is right now. Rumors spread like wildfire and people took them as facts.[/QUOTE] That's no reason to act immature yourself. As the owner of a business you have to keep your composure at all times, not threaten legal action against anyone who speaks out against you (IE: JWJ (Voicemails), CraftHub ( [url]http://crafthub.net/2011/06/19/brohoster-threatens-crafthub/[/url] ), etc) Also, last I checked, "Please leave a message after the tone" generally means you're being recorded. You proceeded to leave your message. Consent through action
[QUOTE=CU-MattR;30558623]Actually, I had. Several times. People took what I said and blew it way out of proportion turning it into the mess that it is right now. Rumors spread like wildfire and people took them as facts.[/QUOTE] [h2]THIS JUST IN: "Direct quotations of myself are rumors" Is Matt nonexistant, or a ghost? More at 12:00[/h2] [B](This was later discovered to be a rhetorical question, Matt is just an autistic retard)[/B]
Matt, I'm having my lawyers draft a cease and desist letter for your neckbeard.
I love a man who acts as if he's been than his customers.
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;30558696][h2]THIS JUST IN: "Direct quotations of myself are rumors" Is Matt nonexistant, or a ghost? More at 12:00[/h2] [B](This was later discovered to be a rhetorical question, Matt is just an autistic retard)[/B][/QUOTE] [B]:foxnews: CULT INTERNET BRAINWASHING PROGRAM MINECRAFT BEING RUN BY GHOSTS :foxnews:[/B]
Hey Mattypoo, what's it like to know that you have lost [del]approximately 40,000[/del][B]†[/B] potential customers in one day, and this issue is only just hitting the big news websites ? Additionally, what's it like to also know the equity of your asset (BroHoster) is now zero to none as all people who expressed interest in purchasing said asset have been contacted and properly discouraged from buying this dead horse. [B]† [/B][I]Oh shit, just looked at the thread views. Make that 50,000 potential customers.[/I]
[QUOTE=CU-MattR;30558527]That's absolutely incorrect. The company is NOT being shut down, and whoever started that rumor is entirely 100% incorrect. Again -- Brohoster is NOT being shut down.[/QUOTE] Probably should be since you're running it I give it week before your greasy fingers accidentally miss the volume dial on your speakers (that you use to turn up your anime) and knock a can of cola all over the servers and they blow up This is a dramatization of course, it's your brain that will fail the company not your fingers
@Matt: Jeez grandpa, don't be so rude after your battalion got sunk in Germany in the 40's. I just wanted to know.
The only thing that's worth value at Brohoster now is the domain, I'm sure there will be plenty who will happily buy it at its worth (the reg price)
[img]http://static.images.memegenerator.net/Instances400/7/8104/8299256.jpg[/img] Matt, you must be a fucking retard to think that either of these people would care about your shit.
[QUOTE=Therbo;30558755]The only thing that's worth value at Brohoster now is the domain, I'm sure there will be plenty who will happily buy it at its worth (the reg price)[/QUOTE] I bid 10$
[QUOTE=leach139;30558778]I bid 10$[/QUOTE] I bid $5
[QUOTE=Therbo;30558755]The only thing that's worth value at Brohoster now is the domain, I'm sure there will be plenty who will happily buy it at its worth (the reg price)[/QUOTE] That domain should be bought through donations and used as a memorial. [editline]19th June 2011[/editline] Too bad we'd be paying Matt.
[QUOTE=Therbo;30558806]I bid $5[/QUOTE] I bid -$10
[QUOTE=Squarebob;30558768][img]http://static.images.memegenerator.net/Instances400/7/8104/8299256.jpg[/img] Matt, you must be a fucking retard to think that either of these people would care about your shit.[/QUOTE] Hey, speaking against matt is [b]HIGHLY[/b] [highlight]illegal.[/highlight] My lawyer is writing a cease and desist letter [b]as we speak[/b] and if you don't stop now, [highlight]I will take you to court.[/highlight]
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