• Brohoster: Proving their Excellent Services Yet Again
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[QUOTE=MS|Marcus;30567823]Folks, The terminations of both Jacob and Andrew, are probably for the best. I've been working closely with Jacob on his future endeavors, and I am very excited for the future of Jacob's success. Matt, your terrible. Note to everyone: I asked Matt what was his reasoning for firing Jacob, and he told me he smoked. I asked further questions, then he threatened to sue me, what a joke. Did that stop me? NO! I'm about ready to pay a mailer to send 100 postcards saying "You've ruined BroHoster" to send them all to that same address. Anyone willing to get a pdf version of this post card feel free to pm me. Thanks[/QUOTE] hahaha who are you again?
this thread turned to shit really quickly
420 host bonghoster
[QUOTE=breakyourfac;30567939]Oh no he smoked!!! What a bad influence to all the children using brohoster![/QUOTE] It is highly obviously that because y'know it is highly illegal so therefore it is highly twisted. No doubt he was given a polite warning before his ass was owned.
AtlasServer: We keep your server up, 24/7 A logo could be atlas holding up a bigass server on his shoulder?
BroToaster We toast your like a bro, not microwave you like a ho.
[QUOTE=JWJ;30566748]Name new company Bronado? agree for yes disagree for no hey-o[/QUOTE] [img]http://ahb.me/3dp5[/img] but wait [img]http://ahb.me/3dp6[/img] yeeeah
[QUOTE=breakyourfac;30568041]AtlasServer: We keep your server up, 24/7 A logo could be atlas holding up a bigass server on his shoulder?[/QUOTE] Nah, make it a rack full of 1U or 2U servers.
-nope nevermind [url]http://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/i36th/attention_anyone_currently_running_a_brohoster/[/url]
Thank you for using Brohoster, LLC and we hope to see you again in the future.
New company name: Hollahoster. Holla holla get a server.
Chicken con Carni Hoster?
[QUOTE=breakyourfac;30568041]AtlasServer: We keep your server up, 24/7 A logo could be atlas holding up a bigass server on his shoulder?[/QUOTE] Or maybe like PandorasBox: We unleash hell on the competition. [sp]lol, greek mythology[/sp]
[QUOTE=breakyourfac;30568041]AtlasServer: We keep your server up, 24/7 A logo could be atlas holding up a bigass server on his shoulder?[/QUOTE] this is a fucking perfect idea [editline]19th June 2011[/editline] poetry man
[QUOTE=compwhizii;30568104]-nope nevermind [url]http://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/i36th/attention_anyone_currently_running_a_brohoster/[/url][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=leach139;30559097]Social media reminder: Twitter: [url=http://twitter.com/#!/luaduck/status/82163688798298112]Retweet[/url]. You can also use the hashtag #hohoster Tumblr: [url=http://blog.luaduck.co.uk/post/6683832718/hohoster]Reblog[/url] Reddit: [url=http://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/comments/i36th/attention_anyone_currently_running_a_brohoster/]/r/minecraft thread[/url] Digg: [url=http://digg.com/news/business/brohoster_selling_for_over_300k_not_buy_original_owner]/news/business thread[/url] Slashdot: [url=http://slashdot.org/submission/1659134/Brohoster-being-sold-but-not-by-owner]Slashdot thread[/url] Minecraft Forums: [url=http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/190011-brohoster-%c2%b7-only-400mo-%c2%b7-home-to-over-4000-servers/page__st__3240]Brohoster thread[/url] Spread the word, you're doing a fantastic job! Remember that you can also point people to [url]http://hohoster.com[/url] and [url]http://hohoster.net[/url][/QUOTE] Quoting LuaDuck's post, just because I can, and to remind people of the discussion elsewhere.
HerculesServer: Servers so strong we can host Matt's body.
[QUOTE=cccritical;30568198]this is a fucking perfect idea [editline]19th June 2011[/editline] poetry man[/QUOTE] Great idea but the double s is a bad thing to have in a domain and most try to stray away from it.
[QUOTE=ix007;30568251]Great idea but the double s is a bad thing to have in a domain and most try to stray away from it.[/QUOTE] AtlasHosting?
x11hosting
Servers4Buddies Can't come up with anything else. Offering servers for buddies and treating them like a bro(not a slogan).
[QUOTE=Wiggles;30567095]Brolectro Hosting - Reliable hosting at shockingly lost prices! - 2 Electric Boogaloo[/QUOTE] ftfy
[img]http://gyazo.com/709488a34933f54880ffa4e9d6785ea0.png[/img] [h2]Atlas Hosting[/h2] [b]we will fucking murder you[/b]
[QUOTE=.Isak.;30568266]AtlasHosting?[/QUOTE] Or just utilize the power of a hyphen and use Hercules-Server
oh fuck man jwj smokes weed fire him he must never do work considering he smokes a harmless drug on his time off!!
[QUOTE=:awesome:;30568273]x11hosting[/QUOTE] "fucking crank it up to 11"
AtlasHoster sounds better than hosting
[QUOTE=Van-man;30568354]Or just utilize the power of a hyphen and use Hercules-Server[/QUOTE] hercules server is a horrible name
e-Bro
[QUOTE=cccritical;30568329][img]http://gyazo.com/709488a34933f54880ffa4e9d6785ea0.png[/img] [h2]Atlas Hosting[/h2] [b]we will fucking murder you[/b][/QUOTE] I shit you not I was going to make a shoop with the exact same images O.o But yeah AtlasHoster sounds nice
[QUOTE=breakyourfac;30568041]AtlasServer: We keep your server up, 24/7 A logo could be atlas holding up a bigass server on his shoulder?[/QUOTE] If JWJ doesn't yank this awesome piece of nomenclature, do you mind if I do sometime in the future?
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