How cats don't have a "Turn of schizophrenia"-switch
Scissors that come in boxes which need scissors to open.
Why the fuck do you think I'm buying scissors you cockwits?
[QUOTE=Number-41;29212266]How cats don't have a "Turn off schizophrenia" switch[/QUOTE]
This is why cats are assholes 80% of the time.
[QUOTE=Dog;29213056]This is why cats are assholes 80% of the time.[/QUOTE]
Lies.
[QUOTE=Mike!;29202412]Love mac trackpads, hate the mouses :([/QUOTE]
Play any good rounds of minesweeper using that trackpad lately?
[QUOTE=kevlar jens;28976654]So I am just sitting around minding my own business when my phone vibrates in my pocket.
"Oh a text message. I should check that out" I think.
Nope, no text message. Just that fucking mute/unmute switch on the iPhone, living its own life.
Who's idea was this!?
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And of course, with all the wear and tear it receives it managed to break off my phone recently,
so now I can't mute my iPhone,
but the iPhone it self can, for some reason- when just walking to the bus it will constantly spazz out between mute and unmute, which obviously is really fucking annoying. I swear, all the vibrating is gonna leave me sterile.
And, no, this doesn't just happen when it is in some sort of motion. It can start spazzing between mute and unmute even when it's just laying on my desk.
How is that even possible!? Is it possessed my the Devil or something? I don't know, but I know one thing for sure: The guy behind this switch is the fucking Devil.[/QUOTE]
I heard in the iPhone 4 the mute switch is now a lot less mindfuckingly badly designed
Yeah, it's really well recessed on the 4, hard to switch it accidentally
there's a mute button?!
[QUOTE=Dog;29213056]This is why cats are assholes 80% of the time.[/QUOTE]
Yes but the remaining 20% is that they're fucking cute so it kinda makes up for that...
[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;29215278]there was this one time i had to buy a fancy scissor for my teacher, and when i got back to him we realized we didnt have anything in the class to open it with[/QUOTE]
In that situation I sorta just sit there chewing the plastic bit until it's worn down enough to snap
[QUOTE=Dog;29213056]This is why cats are assholes 80% of the time.[/QUOTE]
My friend's cat is never an ass.. It's simply fucking annoying and extremely cute at the same time. It's jumping all over the place, especially while we're playing som game or some shit, and the next it does is bumping it's head into a table, look dazzled, and then go on with the jumping again. It's the dumbest cat I've ever met.
I remember seeing a story on the news a while back about a guy who was unable to get one of those plastic blister pack things open, and got so frustrated with it that he shot it several times with a high powered rifle to get it open.
[QUOTE=Mandrith;29218835]I remember seeing a story on the news a while back about a guy who was unable to get one of those plastic blister pack things open, and got so frustrated with it that he shot it several times with a high powered rifle to get it open.[/QUOTE]
I'd wonder what he would have done if the ammunition is sold in blister packages.
[QUOTE=ProWaffle;29212340]Scissors that come in boxes which need scissors to open.
Why the fuck do you think I'm buying scissors you cockwits?[/QUOTE]
I don't even bother using scissors anymore, I just open everything with a big knife
Sticky Keys. I hate that crap. When less than 99% of people don't use a feature, please have it disabled by default, it shouldn't be that hard for them to go into the CP and enable it. OR at the very least, when a full screen application is running, don't take priority over it when shift is pressed five times, you piece of crap. I've never ever seen anyone ever purposely use it, but I do understand it has its use.
MS should just make some 'ultra gam3r edition' of their OSes with a bunch of unnessicary stuff cut, and have it optimized for performance when a fullscreen app is running, or something.
[QUOTE=Van-man;29219806]I'd wonder what he would have done if the ammunition is sold in blister packages.[/QUOTE]
It's blister packs all the way down...
[QUOTE=Number-41;29213955]Yes but the remaining 20% is that they're fucking cute so it kinda makes up for that...[/QUOTE]
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Discovered that HP used special firmware and microcode in their PA-RISC systems.
Normally you didn't notice it until you did something to puch boundaries like upgrade your ram from 512mb to 1gb for example.
The firmware would lock you out of the system and say "LOLNO, YOU CAN'T USE THIS MUCH MEMORY BECAUSE YOUR SERVICE CONTRACT PROGRAMMED ME TO ALLOW UP TO 512MB. PLZ REMOVE THAT EXTRA MEMORY YOU BOUGHT OFF EBAY AND NOT US THROUGH A CONTRACT."
This also can apply to other shit like upgrading the CPU.
IBM is equally an asshole with their AS/400 systems. The onboard RTC will expire your software licenses if the system is left powered off for 90 days.
[QUOTE=MIPS;29232635]Discovered that HP used special firmware and microsocde in their PA-RISC systems.
Normally you didn't notice it until you did something to puch boundaries like upgrade your ram from 512mb to 1gb for example.
The firmware would lock you out of the system and say "LOLNO, YOU CAN'T USE THIS MUCH MEMORY BECAUSE YOUR SERVICE CONTRACT PROGRAMMED ME TO ALLOW UP TO 512MB. PLZ REMOVE THAT EXTRA MEMORY YOU BOUGHT OFF EBAY AND NOT US THROUGH A CONTRACT."
IBM is equally an asshole with their AS/400 systems. The onboard RTC will expire your software licenses if the system is left powered off for 90 days.[/QUOTE]
what the fuck
Yet another two things I hate about Apple products:
The iOS spellcheck is annoying as hell. It doesn't tell you made a mistake, it just replaces whatever it hinks is misspelled automatically. It is annoying as hell whenever I type GTX, it replaces it with FTC.
Second, why the hell can't you copy an image URL? I can't change my avatar to a transparent one until morning because of this.
[QUOTE=MIPS;29232635]Discovered that HP used special firmware and microcode in their PA-RISC systems.
Normally you didn't notice it until you did something to puch boundaries like upgrade your ram from 512mb to 1gb for example.
The firmware would lock you out of the system and say "LOLNO, YOU CAN'T USE THIS MUCH MEMORY BECAUSE YOUR SERVICE CONTRACT PROGRAMMED ME TO ALLOW UP TO 512MB. PLZ REMOVE THAT EXTRA MEMORY YOU BOUGHT OFF EBAY AND NOT US THROUGH A CONTRACT."
This also can apply to other shit like upgrading the CPU.
IBM is equally an asshole with their AS/400 systems. The onboard RTC will expire your software licenses if the system is left powered off for 90 days.[/QUOTE]
Do you have an article, or more information on the HP thing?
[QUOTE=vexx21322;29160024]Start up Just Cause 2, get in game, start walking.
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NO SHIT PERFORMANCE IS LOW, I'M PLAYING A FUCKING GAME!![/QUOTE]
I don't think I've ever seen that one pop up. I do play resource heavy games like JC2, Crysis 2, GTA IV etc.
[QUOTE=Mandrith;29233364]I can't change my avatar to a transparent one until morning because of this.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i56.tinypic.com/241ryoi.png[/IMG]
[URL]http://i56.tinypic.com/241ryoi.png[/URL]
Would a straight URL work?
[QUOTE=kaze4159;29235343][img_thumb]http://i56.tinypic.com/241ryoi.png[/img_thumb]
[URL]http://i56.tinypic.com/241ryoi.png[/URL]
Would a straight URL work?[/QUOTE]
Yes, it worked. Thanks.
Toilets that make your ass feel uncomfortable
[QUOTE=Bomber9900;29235614]Toilets that make your ass feel uncomfortable[/QUOTE]
As a janitor, I can say more than a few things about toilets in general
1. All of the flush-water is focused at the front, so when people get shit on the back of the toilet, it stays there.
2. How the flying fuck do you coat the underside of the seat with piss
3. Stalls that open such that they hit the stuff screwed into the stall. Makes it a bitch to disinfect
4. People shitting their pants and thinking "not my problem", throws the entire fucking pair of pants into the toilet.
The list goes on and on, but mostly not design flaws, just idiots who think the bathroom is someone else's problem and decides not to do (polite thing)
[editline]17th April 2011[/editline]
Also, don't get me started on women's bathrooms
[QUOTE=Greenen72;29235710]Also, don't get me started on women's bathrooms[/QUOTE]
Please do :q:
Tell us all the things that happen please.
iPhone / iPod
I don't care how fucking thin it is, I just want it to work.
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