[QUOTE=Seiteki;29491570]In the context of Portal 2.[/QUOTE]
In the context of Portal 2, "smooth jazz" was the funniest genre of music to deploy as if it were a military weapon.
"Classic rock will be deployed in three, two, one"
"Country music will be deployed in three, two, one"
"Baroque fugue will be deployed in three, two, one"
"Death metal will be deployed in three, two, one"
"Polka will be deployed in three, two, one"
"Upbeat J-Pop will be deployed in three, two, one"
"Classic showtunes will be deployed in three, two, one"
See? The joke just doesn't work with them.
"Smooth jazz will be deployed in three, two, one"
Now THAT is comedy gold right there.
Only problem I have with microsoft keyboards like that are the F buttons
[editline]29th April 2011[/editline]
especially on what I have since some retard decided to remove the usual gaps between every 4 keys
[img]http://www.verkkokauppa.com/productimages/orig/88329_01.jpg[/img]
Logitech Master race. :snoop:
My Logitech K120 does not register a face being smashed into the keyboard.
[QUOTE=Chickens!;29493919]Logitech Master race. :snoop:[/QUOTE]
too bad they dont make mechanical keyboards
[QUOTE=Seiteki;29494086]My Logitech K120 does not register a face being smashed into the keyboard.[/QUOTE]
My Logitech G15 canijty5eurywr
Hello Kitty master race.
overclock.net has their entire online users list on the top of their homepage
[QUOTE=koeniginator;29495343]overclock.net has their entire online users list on the top of their homepage[/QUOTE]
yeah the first few times i visited i didn't know how to access the forums
[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;29404154]Metro 2033. :colbert:
Activating the in-game "Safe Mode" will result in a[I] seventy-five percent increase [/I]in FPS with[I] absolute zero loss of any visuals whatsoever[/I]. The issue is that the Russian Devs said "fuck optimizing" and the end result was a game [I]that can bring overclocked graphics cards to their knees[/I]. The most egregious thing is that apparently most of the processes in-game going on in the background is shit related to other platforms, and are usually removed altogether when you optimize the game for a specific platform.
It's almost like the released version is a fucking pre-beta copy of the game. :argh:[/QUOTE]
sorry for the late reply but what do you mean by "safe mode"
Do you mean starting windows in safemode and launching the game will result in better performance? (I don't think you mean that)
How do I access this "Safe Mode" with a steam copy of Metro 2033
[QUOTE=kaze4159;29482360]Reminds me of this one I took
[img_thumb]http://i54.tinypic.com/2qkhz5l.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Where's the joke? You're aware that there's a delay on the list of users viewing the thread, right? So if he was banned while viewing the thread, he'll show on the list for a while. Happens all the time.
Steams offline mode being 150% fucked, and non-functional. Leaving me locked out of games that i paid good money for. When you buy a game, you should also have access to the binary files of the game so you can run it without logging into the shit-fest that is steam (even though i love steam i still talk ass about it)
[QUOTE=MightyMax;29500096]Steams offline mode being 150% fucked, and non-functional. Leaving me locked out of games that i paid good money for. When you buy a game, you should also have access to the binary files of the game so you can run it without logging into the shit-fest that is steam (even though i love steam i still talk ass about it)[/QUOTE]
Steam is one of the best programs ever made for computers, but I agree so much.
[QUOTE=MightyMax;29500096]Steams offline mode being 150% fucked, and non-functional. Leaving me locked out of games that i paid good money for. When you buy a game, you should also have access to the binary files of the game so you can run it without logging into the shit-fest that is steam (even though i love steam i still talk ass about it)[/QUOTE]
Offline mode worked last time I tried, but that was like 2 updates ago. Maybe they broke it again.
I love steam, but it does crash a lot. I hate gfwl with a passion.
[QUOTE=MightyMax;29500096]Steams offline mode being 150% fucked, and non-functional. Leaving me locked out of games that i paid good money for. When you buy a game, you should also have access to the binary files of the game so you can run it without logging into the shit-fest that is steam (even though i love steam i still talk ass about it)[/QUOTE]
I've run offline mode on my laptop for months without problems.
Going back to Capcha, I got this the other day.
[IMG]http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/135/ss20110426094310.png[/IMG]
Okay, that's not even fair. [i]At least[/i] use English.
I got "security hacking" on Facebook once.
[QUOTE=Mike!;29501059]I love steam, but it does crash a lot. I hate gfwl with a passion.[/QUOTE]
this so fucking much
Game: Press "Home" to access Games For Windows Live
Me: Fuck that shit *shift+tab*
in fact someone make a rage guy comic about that.
Worst is how there is no easy way to message someone like steam chat.
GTA IV
Y U NO USE A PROPER ONLINE PLATFORM?!
[QUOTE=Mike_013;29502545]Going back to Capcha, I got this the other day.
[img_thumb]http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/135/ss20110426094310.png[/img_thumb]
Okay, that's not even fair. [i]At least[/i] use English.[/QUOTE]
cl looking like a d.
Spotify pauses advertisements if you turn your computer volume down. :frown:
[QUOTE=HazyUK;29508844]Spotify pauses advertisements if you turn your computer volume down. :frown:[/QUOTE]
I thought that was actually pretty clever. :v:
[QUOTE=HazyUK;29508844]Spotify pauses advertisements if you turn your computer volume down. :frown:[/QUOTE]
It took me ages to realize that it did that :v: Imagine if it also knew if you turned your speakers down :ohdear:
Youtube's search box.
If you hover over the ad about 30px below, the search box loses focus.
Click search box
Move mouse out of the way (on to ad)
Start typing
Realise it's not actually doing anything
Repeat about 4 times.
[QUOTE=Vietnow;29509188]Youtube's search box.
If you hover over the ad about 30px below, the search box loses focus.
Click search box
Move mouse out of the way (on to ad)
Start typing
Realise it's not actually doing anything
Repeat about 4 times.[/QUOTE]
Install AdBlock. Never see an AD for the next two years.
One design flaw I noticed is that when a window pops up(be it an installer or a warning or anything) and you're typing, you usually press a key and the popup closes and does whatever the fuck it wants.
Happens to me all the time, once I was typing when something finished installing and it proceeded to restart itself because I pressed a random letter on my keyboard.
[QUOTE=Mike_013;29502545]Going back to Capcha, I got this the other day.
[img_thumb]http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/135/ss20110426094310.png[/img_thumb]
Okay, that's not even fair. [i]At least[/i] use English.[/QUOTE]
There's quite a few sites that can read these, and reconize all the crazy shit.
[QUOTE=Vietnow;29509188]Youtube's search box.
If you hover over the ad about 30px below, the search box loses focus.
Click search box
Move mouse out of the way (on to ad)
Start typing
Realise it's not actually doing anything
Repeat about 4 times.[/QUOTE]
I don't see any ads on youtube, and I'm not using any adblockers :raise:
[QUOTE=Mike_013;29502545]Going back to Capcha, I got this the other day.
[img_thumb]http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/135/ss20110426094310.png[/img_thumb]
Okay, that's not even fair. [i]At least[/i] use English.[/QUOTE]
Wimps. Try and solve this:
[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2174/2268237733_cda4a1dbb3.jpg?v=0[/img]
from the [url=http://random.irb.hr/signup.php]Quantum Random Bit Generator Service[/URL].
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