CIPWTTKT&GC V0x0F (v15): Scoot and Deeps Drama Diaries
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Thankfully I have about 3 colonized planets tucked away with only one connected to the rest of the system with a phase route.
15 missile batteries and a fully upgraded starbase sit there waiting for pirates.
wtf is this nerd shit
total off topic but my brother just opened the fucking door to my room while i was masturbating to facebook opictures zoomed 500%what do?
[QUOTE=altern;33374381]total off topic but my brother just opened the fucking door to my room while i was masturbating to facebook opictures zoomed 500%what do?[/QUOTE]
Are you Ellis?
good one but i'm fucked if he tells my mother. They'll take my pc
Step 1: Look at porn
Step 2: Do above at night when people are asleep
Step 3: Stop creeping on people's facebooks.
Fuck it. A few hours of skyrim and i'll forget
[editline] November 21 2011 [/editline]
I would be stuck right now.
[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;33374488]Step 1: Look at porn
Step 2: Do above at night when people are asleep
Step 3: Stop creeping on people's facebooks.[/QUOTE]
And delete your history, cookies, re install your web browser so he has no proof that you were looking at anything, and if they ask you if you were masturbating say it was to the thought of the girlfriend you do or don't have.
I come back from dinner and look what i find
[t]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/5831868/IMG_0560.JPG[/t]
My cat just lays infront of my monitors untill I put him on my bed >:(
[QUOTE=Zerokateo;33374541]And delete your history, cookies, re install your web browser so he has no proof that you were looking at anything, and if they ask you if you were masturbating say it was to the thought of the girlfriend you do or don't have.[/QUOTE]
Or he could just learn to use this:
[img]http://puu.sh/954D[/img]
I was on facebook. I use incognito when I don't need to log into anything
[QUOTE=Fatal-Error;33374592]My cat just infront of my monitors untill I put him on my bed >:([/QUOTE]
You just verbs out of your sentences until you put them in
I. Hate. Printers.
Had to print a 32-page MS Word document that turned out to be 82 printed pages. Yet worse, the printer ran out of ink AND paper when it finished printing the last page. And you all know how much printer ink costs.
I cant wait for flexable, cheap as hell E-Ink sheets to replace paper. FOR GOOD.
I fucking LOVE paper. I love it.
Don't take my paper from me.
I fucking hate it, I often get goosebumps just from touching it. It was much worse when I was younger though.
Pencils I just can't stand.
[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;33374740]Or he could just learn to use this:
[img]http://puu.sh/954D[/img][/QUOTE]
[img]http://puu.sh/95au[/img]
[QUOTE=Warship;33375090]
Pencils I just can't stand.[/QUOTE]
Your world is a place I don't want to live in. I couldn't possibly survive without my array of trusty pencils.
[QUOTE=Goz3rr;33375104][img]http://puu.sh/95au[/img][/QUOTE]
Thus why he should combine incognito with my aforementioned idea.
[QUOTE=altern;33374467]good one but i'm fucked if he tells my mother. They'll take my pc[/QUOTE]
Is masturbation a crime in America or what?
Well this is fun, I actualy have to configure linux to boot without a monitor, well it's a proper server now.
[QUOTE=VistaPOWA;33375386]Is masturbation a crime in America or what?[/QUOTE]Sex ed in the US comes (har) down to abstinence is the only way to have safe sex and that masturbation is immoral. It creates a terrible environment for having a proper conversation about sex and sexual topics like masturbation.
[QUOTE=esalaka;33375157]Your world is a place I don't want to live in. I couldn't possibly survive without my array of trusty pencils.[/QUOTE]
I've got erasable pens BITCH
[QUOTE=VistaPOWA;33375386]Is masturbation a crime in America or what?[/QUOTE]
My mom is catholic. Answer for yourself
[QUOTE=altern;33375764]My mom is catholic. Answer for yourself[/QUOTE]
Tell her to fuck off and to accept your religious / world views.
If you're capable of normally posting on Facepunch, it's time for you to grow up.
[QUOTE=Political Gamer;33375587]Sex ed in the US comes (har) down to abstinence is the only way to have safe sex and that masturbation is immoral. It creates a terrible environment for having a proper conversation about sex and sexual topics like masturbation.[/QUOTE]
AFAIK Australia isn't like that so much.
...but I went to a fucking Christian school, and oh my god so much fucking bias.
[QUOTE=wingless;33375853]AFAIK Australia isn't like that so much.
...but I went to a fucking Christian school, and oh my god so much fucking bias.[/QUOTE]
Christian school?
Who in their right mind lets a religous person teach?
Hey look guys, Derpmeifter is famous. He's on the TF2 subreddit!
[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/mkcd1/what_is_this_guy_up_to/[/url]
[img]http://puu.sh/95nj[/img]
:wtc:
Are black accessories even worth that much?
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