[QUOTE=The Aussie;33746187]
Big ass spider[/QUOTE]
I find these to be a lot more creepy honestly.
[QUOTE=Protocol7;33736549]I was doing yardwork for a neighbor once
She wanted me to go down in a window well and dig dirt out so it won't flood if it rains
So naturally spiders exist at the top of the window, I spray the fuckers, give it a few minutes, jump down there
the minute I set foot in there, I shit you not, a black widow skidders across the pane of the window
I jumped the entire height of the windowwell to get out of there and sprayed the fucker until he was drowning in poison[/QUOTE]
I had a close encounter aswell when i was young living at my old house.
Was chilling in the bathtub relaxing, Then i got bored and saw a small pvc pipe kind of like this
[img]http://img.ehowcdn.co.uk/article-page-main/ehow/images/a07/6e/31/make-carport-out-pvc-pipe-800x800.jpg[/img]
So i put my finger in and started to wriggle it around for 10-20 seconds, Then i had a feeling of something bad might happen so i took out my finger, Seconds later at the corner of my eye a redback popped out and i shat a brick.
It got worse as it started to crawl on the inside of the tub.
Of course i screamed like a bitch and jumped out of the tub and ran to my bedroom without a towel, Lucky noone saw me and Lucky i didn't get bit.
Fuck everything about the Brown Recluse.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;33746276]-Trapdoor spider-[/QUOTE]
It's incredible how fast that fuckin' thing can move.
Still, even that one doesn't bother me as much as the Golden Orb Weaver.
[img]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01080/earth-graphics-200_1080292a.jpg[/img]
Look at that thing! Fuck that thing.
[QUOTE=RaptorBlackz;33746410]I never want to see a trapdoor now.[/QUOTE]
Too bad you likely won't see it until you step on one.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;33746478]Too bad you likely won't see it until you step on one.[/QUOTE]
Of slight comfort is the knowledge that their bite is painful, but nowhere close to lethal.
[QUOTE=JeanLuc761;33746385]It's incredible how fast that fuckin' thing can move.
Still, even that one doesn't bother me as much as the Golden Orb Weaver.
[img]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01080/earth-graphics-200_1080292a.jpg[/img]
Look at that thing! Fuck that thing.[/QUOTE]
Is that a birdy? D:
I'm not afraid of spiders, I'm afraid of their venom
[QUOTE=JeanLuc761;33746385]It's incredible how fast that fuckin' thing can move.
Still, even that one doesn't bother me as much as the Golden Orb Weaver.
[img]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01080/earth-graphics-200_1080292a.jpg[/img]
Look at that thing! Fuck that thing.[/QUOTE]
[b]NSFW[/b]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkSZivKpqzk&annotation_id=annotation_774434&src_vid=Yx1tBjwhXx8&feature=iv[/url]
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;33746585][b]NSFW[/b]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkSZivKpqzk&annotation_id=annotation_774434&src_vid=Yx1tBjwhXx8&feature=iv[/url][/QUOTE]
I wasn't expecting that :v:
[QUOTE=JeanLuc761;33746385]It's incredible how fast that fuckin' thing can move.
Still, even that one doesn't bother me as much as the Golden Orb Weaver.
[img]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01080/earth-graphics-200_1080292a.jpg[/img]
Look at that thing! Fuck that thing.[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;oiDjq5XGsPs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiDjq5XGsPs[/video]
I feel something on my leg, and my arm, and my neck and OH MY GAWD, THEY'RE ATTACKING.
I had a black widow in my garage a few weeks ago.
You know what I did?
I got a hammer.
...and then it was dead.
Eh, they're not that bad really. They live in my garage, and they won't attack you willy-nilly, I just pick them up by their legs and put them outside.
I think spiders are cool, even cute! I understand you guys have your fears, but is it necessary to fill every thread relating to spiders with "NOPENOPE" and pictures of flamethrowers?
I hope the Secondarye shipyard is okay.
When I was in elementary we captured Black Widow in a jar and kept it for awhile. Thing is that it was pregnant and the babies hatched and THOUSANDS were crawling out of the airholes. I flipped 300 shits that morning. But fucking dad was asleep and wouldn't listen to me but you can fucking believe that I disregarded the carpet and drowned those motherfuckers and the mama bitch in alcohol.
Thank god I live on the opposite end of the country.
Holy fuck, I couldn't even scroll down the whole page. As soon as I saw that black widow picture, my brain almost had a stroke. Yes, my brain, having a stroke.
Time to evacuate Maine then.
[QUOTE=The Aussie;33746187]I'm not scared of Red backs, Black widows, same spider, different markings. red backs are a little more aggressive. Fuckers are everywhere. It's these mnotherfuckers i'm scared of.
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/Huntsman_spider_with_scale.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Holy shit, a 10 cm spider?!
I'm so glad I don't live in Australia.
Clicking on this thread was the worst idea in my life. Fucking Arachnophobia.
In Finland the most poisonous spider is the Argyroneta aquatica and the bite is same as the sting of a bee. The biggest spider is this: Dolomedes fimbriatus [t]http://tnok.net/tn/img/galleria/bugs/rantahamppi.jpg[/t]
Finland is such a safety place.
A crate full of spiders?
PURGE IT WITH FLAMES
or rather poison them
[QUOTE=MitchvW;33748789]Holy shit, a 10 cm spider?![/QUOTE]
Introducing the Goliath bird eating spider.
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c2/Male_goliath_birdeater_111508_013.jpg[/img]
[sp]The females get bigger[/sp]
won't they die of the cold eventually?
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