Badass get's stabbed, orders coffee, makes small talk.
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[QUOTE=Dr Magnusson;19138126]I think he would've known if it pierced his stomach. Seeing as he'd be on the ground writhing in pain from the stomach acid tearing at his organs.[/QUOTE]
If that were the case then when you vomit it would dissolve your mouth.
Oh and considering he was able to walk into a diner after having a [b]knife jabbed into his chest[/b] I don't see how the pain would affect him that much.
[QUOTE=Sobek-;19142847]Aww, thanks! I pallet you too![/QUOTE]
Notice how I said autistic, not artistic.
This is me subtly insulting your intelligence.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;19142913]Notice how I said autistic, not artistic.
This is me subtly insulting your intelligence.[/QUOTE]
Do you feel the need to assure yourself that you're not the only autistic freakshow in the world?
When I'm 52 I hope I'm as badass as this.
[QUOTE=teh pirate;19143082]Do you feel the need to assure yourself that you're not the only autistic freakshow in the world?[/QUOTE]
I'm not awetistic
:downs:
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;19138151][img]http://www.becomehealthynow.com/images/organs/digestive/stomach_topo.jpg[/img]
Bro.[/QUOTE]
Jesus fucking fuck. Take a look at the picture before you lecture us on it.
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By the way, where the fuck is [I]your[/I] chest?
[QUOTE=Sickle;19143439]Jesus fucking fuck. Take a look at the picture before you lecture us on it.
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By the way, where the fuck is [I]your[/I] chest?[/QUOTE]
google image search tits.
Those knockers are on her chest. :science:
[QUOTE=40kplayer;19143954]google image search tits.
Those knockers are on her chest. :science:[/QUOTE]
Guez wurr har chest r?!1 'bove ha stomahc!11111!11
:hurr:
Hell yeah
[QUOTE=Loen;19142890]If that were the case then when you vomit it would dissolve your mouth.
Oh and considering he was able to walk into a diner after having a [b]knife jabbed into his chest[/b] I don't see how the pain would affect him that much.[/QUOTE]
It does, why do you think you're supposed to have a swig of something or brush your teeth after?
[QUOTE=Kyle902;19143217]I'm not awetistic
:downs:[/QUOTE]
Maybe not, but you ARE autistic
I have lysdexia!
[QUOTE=plokoon9619;19138008]More like dumbass, he called a ambulance yet was fully capable of walking/driving to a hospital? Enjoy the 3,000$ bill.[/QUOTE]
Ok you're welcome to walk 30 miles to a hospital.
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;19138477]He's got nothing in this BAMF.
[img]http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1707/teddyroosevelt.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
We should talk sometime
[QUOTE=yuki;19138334]Hole in head and making tea is better than stabbed in chest and ordering coffee.[/QUOTE]
Funny thing.. Brain damage might just make you an invalid, but you'll still live.
You might be disabled, but, hey, don't get into a situation like that in the first place, idiot.
However, if your heart is busted, you're fucked. Also, he walked, in case you hadn't noticed. The woman probably just sat down with the kettle on and cried for help. If that story was even true. And in any case, men are more badass than women. Its official and its been proven more than once.
[QUOTE=Nerts;19145075]It does, why do you think you're supposed to have a swig of something or brush your teeth after?[/QUOTE]
Yeah okay maybe make your mouth tender and sore after an hour
Not eat away at it like fucking sulfuric acid
That's fucking intense. How did he manage to do that though? With a 5 inch knife in his chest, it surely must have punctured a lung.
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;19138477]He's got nothing in this BAMF.
[img]http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1707/teddyroosevelt.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Hey! Don't be dissing my man TR
I think that guy felt that it didn't hit any important parts and knew he shouldn't take that knife off.
So what to do while waiting ambulance? Get a coffee and have a little chat.
[QUOTE=cosmeticplague;19168197]That's fucking intense. How did he manage to do that though? With a 5 inch knife in his chest, it surely must have punctured a lung.[/QUOTE]
You would be surprised what the human body can survive. Some people get torn in two and live to tell their experience.
Almost as badass as that guy digging a tunnel through a mountain on his own.
[QUOTE=yuki;19138334]Hole in head and making tea is better than stabbed in chest and ordering coffee.[/QUOTE]
There's hardly any nerves in your brain, though. This guy was stabbed in an area that would most generally hurt a shitload for most people.
That guy deserves my respect!
[QUOTE=gnome;19170241]There's hardly any nerves in your brain, though. This guy was stabbed in an area that would most generally hurt a shitload for most people.[/QUOTE]
The brain's basically nothing BUT a huge cluster of nervous tissue :v:
Although I get what you mean, there's no pain-receptor nerves in your brain or anything. Just making sure there's no confusion for anyone else, though.
ITT: Anatomy and thread shitting truly yours by Facepunch Community :buddy:
[QUOTE=Kyle902;19143217]I'm not awetistic
:downs:[/QUOTE]
No you're a fucking moron.
[QUOTE=sltungle;19170916]The brain's basically nothing BUT a huge cluster of nervous tissue :v:
Although I get what you mean, there's no pain-receptor nerves in your brain or anything. Just making sure there's no confusion for anyone else, though.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, that's what I meant.
Reminded me of this..
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrZgLEzZBc8[/media]
Skip to 08:50
This was also on CNN
[QUOTE=Dr Magnusson;19138126]I think he would've known if it pierced his stomach. Seeing as he'd be on the ground writhing in pain from the stomach acid tearing at his organs.[/QUOTE]
B-But...
He's [I][B]Badass![/B][/I]
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