Badass get's stabbed, orders coffee, makes small talk.
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Wow, Coffe goes first on the list no matter what these days. Now that's an addict.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;19142913]Notice how I said autistic, not artistic.
This is me subtly insulting your intelligence.[/QUOTE]
Go knowlage.
Wonder if the knife hit his esophagus, that way he could drink the coffee again and again.
[QUOTE=Loen;19162789]Yeah okay maybe make your mouth tender and sore after an hour
Not eat away at it like fucking sulfuric acid[/QUOTE]
Hydrochloric acid, which is mainly what gastric acid consists of, is more powerful of an acid then sulfuric acid. The difference is that sulfuric acid will dehydrate your flesh and will burn your skin and body when it reacts with water in an exothermic reaction.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;19187260]"Sir, stop doing that, you're disturbing our other clients"[/QUOTE]
"That sign says free refills, so I'll be damned if I don't get my moneys worth"
Give this man the Chuck Norris Medal for Awesomeness!
My new hero!
I can only hope the waitress asked him "Is that a knife sticking out or are you just happy to see me?"
Oh wow, he sounds like an awesome person to have a conversation with.
That's just fucking awesome.
[QUOTE=Nerts;19145075]It does, why do you think you're supposed to have a swig of something or brush your teeth after?[/QUOTE]
Actually, you shouldn't brush your teeth right after, 'cause then you'll brush away part of the protective layer of your teeth of which I don't know what it's called in English.
Which hardly (if at all) grows back.
I would probably panic or something if there was a knife sticking out of my chest.
[QUOTE=Kyle902;19142913]Notice how I said autistic, not artistic.
This is me subtly insulting your intelligence.[/QUOTE]
I rated you box.
This is me not-so-subtly insulting your intelligence.
Coolest guy of the decade right here.
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