• Parents force daughter to hold sign for twerking at Jr. High School in Bakersfield
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facepunch defending twerking? I need to go take a look outside and make sure that the sky isn't falling.
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;42196638]yes because shaking her [B][U]7TH GRADE ASS[/U][/B] at someone is on par with showing her ankles quickly the koran says she must be stoned!!! you aren't witty [editline]14th September 2013[/editline] "IT'S POPULAR SO IT'S FINE!!!" someone make crack catch on to public schools i mean if it's popular and everyone is doing it it's totally safe and parents should just step off and let kids do what they want godddd!!!!! #hatemymom[/QUOTE] oh my gosh hehehe your so funny xDDD!! stop fucking failing at being witty just because it's easier to come up with an 'epic sarcastic snarky zinger' than it is to engage in a debate. i'm pretty sure in 7th grade everyone was a little bit hormonally confused. shaming it is not good. if they told her sternly not to do it, it would be p.cool but publicly humiliating her? her parents are ridiculous. nobody will remember the guy she twerked on. everyone will remember her as the girl who twerked on someone and got humilated by her mother. [editline]14th September 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;42196723]the point is that a girl shouldn't be shaking her ass at a bunch of walking hormone-bombs-wearing-skin at a fucking dance it's 'disgraceful' to the parents because she's supposed to know better than to act like a fucking harlot (and yes considering the extremely sexual implications of twerking it's pretty much a 'pls fuck me senpai' dance) if i found out my daughter was doing it she'd never fucking go anywhere unsupervised again until she was 18 wonder how much detectives cost now a days[/QUOTE] have you ever been to a party
[QUOTE=Aspen;42196940]oh my gosh hehehe your so funny xDDD!! stop fucking failing at being witty just because it's easier to come up with an 'epic sarcastic snarky zinger' than it is to engage in a debate. i'm pretty sure in 7th grade everyone was a little bit hormonally confused. shaming it is not good. if they told her sternly not to do it, it would be p.cool but publicly humiliating her? her parents are ridiculous. nobody will remember the guy she twerked on. everyone will remember her as the girl who twerked on someone and got humilated by her mother. [editline]14th September 2013[/editline] have you ever been to a party[/QUOTE] her being remembered as the person who had to hold up a sign is better than her being remembered as that skeezy chick with parents who didn't give a shit about her and given the parties around here that mostly end in gunshots i steer clear
[QUOTE=Aspen;42196940] have you ever been to a party[/QUOTE] obviously he hasnt if he saying twerking is nasty
[QUOTE=Death_God;42197263]obviously he hasnt if he saying twerking is nasty[/QUOTE] 'i'd rather be at home snuggling with a qt 3.14 and some hot cocoa than at a party having fun xD'
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;42197175]her being remembered as the person who had to hold up a sign is better than her being remembered as that skeezy chick with parents who didn't give a shit about her and given the parties around here that mostly end in gunshots i steer clear[/QUOTE] lol wow youre so neckbeard its awful also youre like that kid at school who says everyone is dumb and stupid and gang thugs even though you sit at your computer 24/7 and never socialize so youre making assumptions in other words shut up
who needs parties when you can play video games for [url=http://steamcommunity.com/id/EpikEnvy]120+ hours within 2 a week timeframe[/url]?
actually no dont go to a party youd be the buzzkill warning people of the dangers of alcohol and weed and shit
Why are you letting her wear the booty shorts?
You can't even call rump shaking (as I will call it) a dance. All you're doing is standing there and letting your ass fat do the magic while everybody within a 20 ft. perimeter stays away from you.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;42197461]You can't even call rump shaking (as I will call it) a dance. All you're doing is standing there and letting your ass fat do the magic while everybody within a 20 ft. perimeter stays away from you.[/QUOTE] another case of "ive never been to a party"
[QUOTE=Aspen;42197479]another case of "ive never been to a party"[/QUOTE] I choose not to go to non-birthday parties. Therefore, I have an extremely limited knowledge of what happens there.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;42197493]I choose not to go to non-birthday parties. Therefore, I have an extremely limited knowledge of what happens there.[/QUOTE] I think its time for you to go to a party then. Get drunk and let a girl twerk on you. Or a guy if your into that.
[QUOTE=Aspen;42197277]'i'd rather be at home snuggling with a qt 3.14 and some hot cocoa than at a party having fun xD'[/QUOTE] did the QT3.14 sexbot come out already god I'm so behind
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;42196638] someone make crack catch on to public schools i mean if it's popular and everyone is doing it it's totally safe and parents should just step off and let kids do what they want godddd!!!!! #hatemymom[/QUOTE] dancing = highly addictive and harmful drug
This is what this girl thinks is cool because it's what pop culture tells her is cool. Fuck pop culture.
[QUOTE=Aspen;42197277]'i'd rather be at home snuggling with a qt 3.14 and some hot cocoa than at a party having fun xD'[/QUOTE] come to trenton and even then if every single argument you can pull out of your ass is "HAH MAN U DON'T GET NO PUSSY MAN WHY U HATIN' ON TWERKIN NIGGA U AIN'T NEVER GO TO NO PARTIES GOD" then save it for the frat house because i don't give a single shit
Personally don't care about the story itself, I just find it hilarious they made her stand at Union.
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;42196723] it's 'disgraceful' to the parents because she's supposed to know better than to act like a fucking harlot [/QUOTE] harlot
[QUOTE=Mr.Cookie;42174517]You're comparing Elvis Presley to an 11 year old girl.[/QUOTE] yes
That mum reminds me of an American Katy Hopkins.
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;42197641]come to trenton and even then if every single argument you can pull out of your ass is "HAH MAN U DON'T GET NO PUSSY MAN WHY U HATIN' ON TWERKIN NIGGA U AIN'T NEVER GO TO NO PARTIES GOD" then save it for the frat house because i don't give a single shit[/QUOTE] omg man calm down listen i got the perfect club for you [img]http://en.spongepedia.org/images/a/af/Superweenie.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Venezuelan;42183171]wasn't aware screaming and hitting were the only parenting methods that exist[/QUOTE] It's not just what I'm talking about I mean you can't scream, hit, ground, curse, humiliate, or send them to a corner. What else is there?
[QUOTE=1/4 Life;42174502]There's a difference though. I mean you can shake and dance a million different ways and be [B]very[/B] attractive doing it. But twerking? I've never once found it to be attractive. At all. It's a turn-off for me.[/QUOTE] You're a liar
I had no idea what twerking even was until a couple of days ago. Looks like a mating dance done by beasts. Yuck. Also what's with you guys saying you're cooler than other people because you go to parties and other people are lame because they don't. Parties are flippin dumb and a waste of time imo.
[QUOTE=Cheesedragon;42203467]Parties are flippin dumb and a waste of time imo.[/QUOTE] Parties are incredibly fun though, anything fun isn't a waste of time.
[QUOTE=Cheesedragon;42203467]I had no idea what twerking even was until a couple of days ago. Looks like a mating dance done by beasts. Yuck. Also what's with you guys saying you're cooler than other people because you go to parties and other people are lame because they don't. Parties are flippin dumb and a waste of time imo.[/QUOTE] It depends on who you're with and if you're with friends. If you're that lone guy looking down in his drink and awkwardly shaking it then chances are you're not gonna have fun.
I wonder if FP will ever start banning neckbeardism
[QUOTE=Funky Pickle;42174661]Abusing children isn't effective punishment.[/QUOTE] Well there is a difference between "beating" and "abusing", albeit the line is quite thin. A smack or a spank does wonder, believe me.
[QUOTE=imptastick;42176152]I think you guys are looking back at your childhood with rose colored glasses, back when I was that age girls were bumping and grinding on guys at dances.[/QUOTE] Did you live in the ghetto?
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