Another bad parenting story: Six week old baby microwaved by mom
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Haven't people learned by now that microwaving a living thing is going to [b][u][i]FUCKING KILL IT[/i][/u][/b]?
Is it just me or did my arm twitch when I read the title?
AKA Shes asking to get strangled by a rapist in Jail sometime soon.
Buuuurn baby burn!
Disco Inferno!
If she was so hungry why did she refuse the rice?
[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;35066432]Must have been an atheist.[/QUOTE]
Must have been a dumb fuck cunt.
Do babies come in microwave meals too? It's a pain in the ass having to shove them in the blender all the time.
I would like to know how someone gets so ass-backwards that they feel the need to microwave children.
Why, Just why.
I mean, It's not like you can mistake a baby for a microwave dinner.
[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;35065470]i would accept a bag of rice anyday
free rice lolz[/QUOTE]
is this you?
[img]http://brit-asian.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/looter-basmati-2.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Liem;35071549]Why, Just why.
I mean, It's not like you can mistake a baby for a microwave dinner.[/QUOTE]
You see, when you're retarded and don't know much about things, the microwave seems like a magical heat generating device like some kind of SUPER oven! So it makes sense that you would put a cold baby inside and turn it on to warm it up right?
Ill-educated drooling morons and first world tech don't mix, much to the detriment of many a cat, small dog, puppy and in this instance baby.
No, you dummy. . .baby [i]CARROTS![/i] The recipe said baby [i]CARROTS![/i]
Hm, it is [i]always[/i] the quiet ones...
[QUOTE=sparkles :D;35071567]is this you?
[img]http://brit-asian.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/looter-basmati-2.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]chek out dat Basmati, yea?
This sounds like something you would see on rotten.com
[QUOTE=sparkles :D;35071567]is this you?
[img]http://brit-asian.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/looter-basmati-2.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
brapbrap, tesco value basmati rice.
[QUOTE=DMGaina;35070709]Buuuurn baby burn!
Disco Inferno![/QUOTE]
Too soon, man.
Jimmy Ellis a couple of days ago.
If there was no warning on the microwave that you shouldn't put babies in it, she should sue the manufacturer.
[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;35070154]Pretty much everyone here thinks killing murderers makes you no better than them, which is ridiculous.[/QUOTE]
Never have understood why people think life is so fucking important. Some people just genuinely don't deserve it.
[QUOTE=BudakCiner;35075878][img]http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1197/852359439_a399ab3efe.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]That's 9273.15 Degrees Kelvin.
Even the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device wouldn't work under those conditions...
I heard that you people in the west don't eat rice as often as people in asia.Is it true?
If so what the hell do you guys mostly eat?
[QUOTE=supertribute;35070023]They use magic now?[/QUOTE]
Because "summoning" is a word used only in fantasy books, amrite?
[QUOTE=Matrix374;35077269]I heard that you people in the west don't eat rice as often as people in asia.Is it true?
If so what the hell do you guys mostly eat?[/QUOTE]
I don't think we eat any one thing as much as Asians eat rice. We eat a lot of bread though, I think that would be our most popular staple food or maybe pasta in some places.
[QUOTE=Motherfuckers;35071601]You see, when you're retarded and don't know much about things, the microwave seems like a magical heat generating device like some kind of SUPER oven! So it makes sense that you would put a cold baby inside and turn it on to warm it up right?
Ill-educated drooling morons and first world tech don't mix, much to the detriment of many a cat, small dog, puppy and in this instance baby.[/QUOTE]
Like my mom. She put cigarettes in the microwave to get the heat off and they exploded.
Is it a good idea to microwave this?
[QUOTE=Jetblack357;35075853]Never have understood why people think life is so fucking important. Some people just genuinely don't deserve it.[/QUOTE]
And I suppose that's for you to decide.
my first thought
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[QUOTE=Jetblack357;35075853]Never have understood [b]why people think life is so fucking important.[/b][/QUOTE]
I'm sure that, or a similar mindset, is exactly the sort of thought that led to a baby being microwaved.
[QUOTE=Jetblack357;35075853]Never have understood why people think life is so fucking important.[/QUOTE]
That seems a bit psychopathic to be honest.
[QUOTE=NuclearJesus;35077963]I'm sure that, or a similar mindset, is exactly the sort of thought that led to a baby being microwaved.[/QUOTE]
Or, you know, Hitler.
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