[QUOTE=ManningQB18;35155129]What happens if you are legally dead and they revive you? What happens then?[/QUOTE]
You are executed.
[QUOTE=Blazyd;35155282]You are executed.[/QUOTE]
I just got an image of a doctor reviving someone, then stabbing them in the heart with a hunting knife.
Their prisons must smell really bad.
When the cemetery is finished:
"OK everyone, you can die now."
"Finally!"
A half a dozen people fall over.
Have more cemeteries, if anyone read the news article, their cemeteries are running out of space.
inb4 farmers cash in this opportunity and convert their bad farm land into cemeteries
[QUOTE=Killer900;35154138]What causes people to formulate these ideas in their heads and accept them as good ideas?[/QUOTE]
If I read the OP right, they tried to put in a new Cemetery but no one, not the residents of the town, or that other town that owns the Cemetery could come to an agreement on the new Cemetery so the Mayor pretty much told the residents of his town to fuck off and quit dieing.
[QUOTE=FreakyMe;35153947]They should invest in the machinery needed for cremation, and either allow the family to store the remains or offer to store them in a large mausoleum. It's much more space efficient.[/QUOTE]
alternatively start stuffing your dead relatives and use them as gargoyles
they should charge attempted suicides with 'conspiracy to commit death.'
and hang them.
[QUOTE=Ridge;35153792]Well, American politicians don't look quite so crazy now, do they? :smugface:[/QUOTE]
The difference is that ours are serious
[QUOTE=Blazyd;35155102]They ran out of space in the cemetery.
I wonder where they will put the knew bodies.[/QUOTE]
In the shed.
[QUOTE]a recent order by mayor Giulio Cesare Fava.[/QUOTE]
Fava means dick.
what kind of name is Julius Caesar Dick??
[QUOTE=Secrios;35154811]What's wrong with dying your hair?[/QUOTE]
Are you for real.
[QUOTE=Lambeth;35156466]alternatively start stuffing your dead relatives and use them as gargoyles[/QUOTE]
More effective method of keeping Batman away than boobytrapping them and blowing them up
[QUOTE=acds;35154118]Dunno if anyone has noticed, but the mayor is called Julius Ceasar.[/QUOTE]
Someone must send for Brutus to fix this little problem up.
Okay, seriously, what the FUCK is the point of this law?
[QUOTE=James xX;35153864][IMG]http://www.thedoctorwhosite.co.uk/wp-images/torchwood/630/torchwood-miracle-day.jpg[/IMG]
This is the first thing that came to mind.[/QUOTE]
Miracle Day sucked ass.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8-Y9pz14aU[/media]
(It was the best I could think of)
You are guilty of death and I am sending you to prison for diying.
Giulio Cesare Fava, Mayor, has mandated no death may be exported
[url]http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Aq0Mg8bQO3[/url]
I can't imagine what the protesters would have to do to get their voices heard.
Be great if they could enforce it, although population would skyrocket.
Reminds me of Dwarf Fortress when the mayor mandates fucking stupid things :L
[QUOTE=loopoo;35166428]Reminds me of Dwarf Fortress when the mayor mandates fucking stupid things :L[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=CapLaPorte;35165522]Giulio Cesare Fava, Mayor, has mandated no death may be exported[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;35154335]In the US we get taxed for dying.[/QUOTE]
Legalize and regulate!
This is a bit unnerving. :/
But hey, everyone dies and there's nothing you can do about it.
[QUOTE=CapLaPorte;35168532]Giulio Cesare Fava, Mayor, has mandated no death may be
exported[/QUOTE]
So no murder and !!FUN!!? ... Mr mayor we got you a shiny new lever to pull...
He said they couldn't die.
He never said anything about [I]expiring.[/I]
.. :v:
Thought this was The Onion for a second.
that's genius
I'll move there and I'll be immortal!
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