• Boy microwaves brother's hamster
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That kid must've played too much Maniac Mansion/Day Of the Tentacle.
If a guy put his brother in a microwave everyone would be like "omg lololol sounds like he had a [I]blast[/I] of a time hahahahaha" but when it's a fucking rodent everyone starts crying their eyes out. I asked for some compassion for those murdered in a mass shooting in Cumbria and I got the response "dude it's the internet no one cares for compassion" and yet in a thread about a hamster it seems way too serious a matter to make jokes about. Your morals are screwed.
I hope it tasted good.
[QUOTE=Bman212;22538443]what does it make you then?[/QUOTE] A hypocrite.
[QUOTE=Brage Nyman;22538658]I hope it tasted good.[/QUOTE] Most likely not since it wasn't even skinned
[QUOTE=DeeCee79;22538469]I think microwaves do heat from the inside out, they cook by making water particles vibrate to cause heat as far as I remember.[/QUOTE] If there's more moisture at the center, yeah.
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;22538649]If a guy put his brother in a microwave everyone would be like "omg lololol sounds like he had a [I]blast[/I] of a time hahahahaha" but when it's a fucking rodent everyone starts crying their eyes out. I asked for some compassion for those murdered in a mass shooting in Cumbria and I got the response "dude it's the internet no one cares for compassion" and yet in a thread about a hamster it seems way too serious a matter to make jokes about. Your morals are screwed.[/QUOTE] His brother would have had a means to fight back. A hamster is barely the size of your hand on average and would have had no means to fight back or prevent the situation.
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;22538649]If a guy put his brother in a microwave everyone would be like "omg lololol sounds like he had a [I]blast[/I] of a time hahahahaha" but when it's a fucking rodent everyone starts crying their eyes out. I asked for some compassion for those murdered in a mass shooting in Cumbria and I got the response "dude it's the internet no one cares for compassion" and yet in a thread about a hamster it seems way too serious a matter to make jokes about. Your morals are screwed.[/QUOTE] Welcome to Facepunch.
[QUOTE=CjienX;22538718]His brother would have had a means to fight back. A hamster is barely the size of your hand on average and would have had no means to fight back or prevent the situation.[/QUOTE] SO? Bugs or insects can't fight back too, yet we squish them... Fish can't fight back, crabs can't do that too, yet we cook them alive. No matter how horrible, one animal life is worth less than one human life. People can fight back, doesn't make it right to kill eachother, now does it?
What the fuck is wrong with this kid? His thoughts- "HURR IF I R PUIT HAMZTURD IN MICROWAV IT R TUR IN2 CHIKIN!!!"
[QUOTE=DeeCee79;22538469]I think microwaves do heat from the inside out, they cook by making water particles vibrate to cause heat as far as I remember.[/QUOTE] Obviously if the surface exposed to the radiation contains substances that readily absorb microwaves, it's going to heat. When the surface absorbs most of the radiation, little gets through to heat the inner parts. Such is the case with human bodies. Your skin boils before your organs do.
[QUOTE=johanz;22538802]SO? Bugs or insects can't fight back too, yet we squish them... Fish can't fight back, crabs can't do that too, yet we cook them alive. No matter how horrible, one animal life is worth less than one human life. People can fight back, doesn't make it right to kill eachother, now does it?[/QUOTE] I respect everything, including bugs. Yesterday I found a cricket in my floor, Still alive, I trapped it under a clear cup. And fed it and put it outside. :3: Rate me Friendly. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Asking for ratings" - TH89))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Cheese123;22538880]I respect everything, including bugs. Yesterday I found a cricket in my floor, Still alive, I trapped it under a clear cup. And fed it and put it outside. :3: Rate me Friendly.[/QUOTE] have a box to put all your hearts in. crickets are annoying bitches. i keep about 500 in a tank to feed to my bearded dragon and they make it hard to sleep sometimes.
[QUOTE=Fat Joe;22537750]Oh yeah, because a hamsters life is equal to a human's life right?[/QUOTE] Yeah. We started off as little animals, we shouldn't kill them.
[QUOTE=Cheese123;22538838]HAMZTURD[/QUOTE] :silent: Also there have been several news stories of people killing pets with microwaves, didn't we have a story about a cat in a microwave or oven too?
this used to happen all the time
[QUOTE=teh pirate;22538986]have a box to put all your hearts in. crickets are annoying bitches. i keep about 500 in a tank to feed to my bearded dragon and they make it hard to sleep sometimes.[/QUOTE] Thank you for you're kindness. Box for your kindness sir.
[QUOTE=teh pirate;22538986]crickets are annoying bitches. i keep about 500 in a tank to feed to my bearded dragon and they make it hard to sleep sometimes.[/QUOTE] Humans are annoying too. You should keep about 500 in a container and feed them to your dragon. :downs:
[QUOTE=Fat Joe;22537750]Oh yeah, because a hamsters life is equal to a human's life right?[/QUOTE] Right.
I hate kids. "LOOK AT ME, IM A REBEL, IM GONNA MURDER SOMETHING" Reminds me of my cousin, he grabbed a nest of baby birds, scared the mother away and set the babies on fire.
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;22539330]I hate kids. "LOOK AT ME, IM A REBEL, IM GONNA MURDER SOMETHING" Reminds me of my cousin, he grabbed a nest of baby birds, scared the mother away and set the babies on fire.[/QUOTE] What the fuck. The Fuck. [b]Fuck.[/b]
[QUOTE=Cheese123;22539376]What the fuck. The Fuck. [B]Fuck.[/B][/QUOTE] Yea I think he has a video of it and some pictures. [editline]08:41PM[/editline] I wonder if getting microwaved feels anything like being set on fire, or if it's like boiling from the inside-out.
Shit like this makes my blood boil.
I went to beat that fucker to death with my bare hands.
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;22539330]I hate kids. "LOOK AT ME, IM A REBEL, IM GONNA MURDER SOMETHING" Reminds me of my cousin, he grabbed a nest of baby birds, scared the mother away and set the babies on fire.[/QUOTE] What the fuck is wrong with him.
Fuck the hamster. You people don't give a fuck wether or not something dies, all you want is 'cool points' for arguing that a rodent's life is equal to a humans. You don't have fucking sympathy, all you have is some shitty response like hamster =/= small child, put him in the microwave. You're all fucked. It's a young boy vs. a rodent.
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;22539415]Yea I think he has a video of it and some pictures. [editline]08:41PM[/editline] I wonder if getting microwaved feels anything like being set on fire, or if it's like boiling from the inside-out.[/QUOTE] I think it would feel like your skin is on fire. When I microwave my potatoes for not long enough, only the outside is hot, inside is awfully cold.
[quote]...as microwaves cook from the inside...[/quote] Mine must be doing it wrong then. If the dish is big enough, the food stays cold at the centre, have to stir it and put it back in for a little longer.
[QUOTE=Agent Cobra;22537629]Put him in a microwave, see how it feels.[/QUOTE] Such a warped perspective on justice. Eye for an eye harly ever works.
thats one fucked up little psycopath, must have been traumatizing for his little brother
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