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They should so dress their dog up in human clothes. They could (quite obviously) give it a watch to wear, pants, a shirt, and maybe even a real big hat to conceal his true identity. And then they could invite guests over to the house without telling them about the dog and refer to it as a person the whole time and not use dogtalk ("whooooz a good boi!? whooooooz a good boi!? yoo! yoo ar!") on it at all.
And videotape it, it'd go viral in minutes.