• China tops list of world’s happiest countries (as compiled by North Korea).
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Hahahaha really? They really are the best korea for laughs.
Hail Obama the Great! King of our glorious Empire! We may be unhappy, but he says we will [I]change[/I].
Wait, a North Korean survey where NK isn't at the first place?
[QUOTE=Kecske;30165058]Wait, a North Korean survey where NK isn't at the first place?[/QUOTE] They have to suck China's dick cause China is the only thing that stops NK's economy from collapsing.
I'm pretty sure they just got the scale backwards.....then it all makes sense.
North Korea just named their chart from "Countries we love on a scale of 1-100" to "World's happiest countries".
And, of course, North Korea, according to this list, REMAINS Best Korea. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPB70_3SNVg[/media] This is a glorious day, citizens.
[QUOTE=Randdalf;30163593] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/"]View YouTUBE video[/URL] [URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=pbDeS_mXMnM[/URL] [/QUOTE] I found the parts about the lonely toy shop keeper really depressing :smithicide:
China, Cuba and Iran? MY FAVORITE TOTALITARIAN COUNTRIES.
I'm sorry I can't post anything logical because I'm laughing my ass off right now.
[QUOTE=-Chief-;30166981]China, [b]Cube[/b] and Iran? MY FAVORITE TOTALITARIAN COUNTRIES.[/QUOTE] wat
[QUOTE=Zero Ziat;30167241]wat[/QUOTE][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01hUyIrubWE]Not much on limiting authority going on in there.[/url]
[QUOTE=Randdalf;30163593][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbDeS_mXMnM[/media][/QUOTE] Damn, that's terrible. Same thing happened here but on a much MUCH smaller scale (my town I mean). Contractors made a shitload of expensive houses ($150,000 and up) and on top of being poorly constructed, they were only made because Spec. Ops was moving into the nearby Air Force base and they figured "Yay! Airmen have money!" when it turns out "Oh, only OFFICERS have money, everyone else is broke...". And so, now we have dozens and dozens of big, fancy shoddily constructed houses in the quiet suburbs north of town that noone can afford to live in except USAF officers and doctors/dentists (some of which already have fuck-huge houses of their own so why "down-size"?).
North Korea is funny.
It's pretty sad when North Korea doesn't even rank first in a list they made themselves.
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;30162301]You can't hemorrhage if you don't have any to begin with.[/QUOTE] I think every rogue nation gets a little starting credit for having the nerve to exist. North Korea could still hurt many people if it wanted to start something, despite their technological inadequacies.
[QUOTE=Zero-Point;30168254]Damn, that's terrible. Same thing happened here but on a much MUCH smaller scale (my town I mean). Contractors made a shitload of expensive houses ($150,000 and up) and on top of being poorly constructed, they were only made because Spec. Ops was moving into the nearby Air Force base and they figured "Yay! Airmen have money!" when it turns out "Oh, only OFFICERS have money, everyone else is broke...". And so, now we have dozens and dozens of big, fancy shoddily constructed houses in the quiet suburbs north of town that noone can afford to live in except USAF officers and doctors/dentists (some of which already have fuck-huge houses of their own so why "down-size"?).[/QUOTE] How is $150,000 expensive, are you on crack?
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All hail glorious leader Obama. Long live American Empire.
[QUOTE=Megafanx13;30160186]They don't need food, they sustain themselves on happiness.[/QUOTE] It's funny because Buddha.
i am south korean but i hate north korea because they are fucking scary.
[QUOTE=scorponok;30171735]i am south korean but i hate north korea because they are fucking scary.[/QUOTE] Im north korean but I hate south korea because they arent scary enough.
All this medicinal marijuana has really dampened my life.
it's a culture thing. few NK citizens would be content in the united states. they are happy.
Why isn't Libya on the top 10?
[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;30173249]it's a culture thing. few NK citizens would be content in the united states. they are happy.[/QUOTE] or yknow maybe NK is lying about this
[QUOTE=Fhenexx;30169954]It's pretty sad when North Korea doesn't even rank first in a list they made themselves.[/QUOTE] North Korea is permanently attached to China like an untreated hernia on a fat guy. [editline]1st June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Zero Ziat;30167241]wat[/QUOTE] SIX SIDE OR DIE.
I want to see the full list.
I can see how North Korea are so happy, being enslaved in a slave camp your whole life and forced to thanks the guy who put you in there and if you don't then you get taken into the mountains and never seen again! Sounds like a great living
[QUOTE=doonbugie2;30171345]How is $150,000 expensive, are you on crack?[/QUOTE] It depends on the area. For example, my uncle is moving to Charleston, SC from Seattle, WA, and he can't believe how little a house costs there. His house in the Seattle area was around $450k. The same type of house on the same area of land in a similar neighborhood in the Charleston area is around $150k.
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