• 16 cows killed with lightning strikes
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[QUOTE=Lavatory <333;19384225]I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.[/QUOTE] Then why reply at all?
Zeus musta been mad.
[QUOTE=Ogris;19384422]Zeus musta been mad.[/QUOTE] He's got some serious beef with the cows.
Pshhh this is nothing. Doesn't anyone remember the story where 52 cows got killed by a single strike?
*sniff Sniff* mmm, Beef..
You guys are really getting a charge out of these puns, aren't you?
There's some beef in this story!
ehh nigga you betta not be gettin beef with me bra, ima rock yo ass
*SimCity 2000 "Bzzt" noise*
I guess instead of being cooked they were fried!
[url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/203137.stm[/url] Soccer team killed by lightning
Oh shit. I can see it now, PETA is going to try to ban lightning.
Where's your fucking god now? Oh yeah he's too busy frying cows. Meh, sucks to be them, I wonder if they're wasted or if someone actually wants ready-cooked meat.
Seems the weather was [i]well done[/i] with the cows in a matter of minutes. watt a shocking way to fry
Fluffee talked about this about 6 months ago: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTQZkV0SHAQ[/media]
:saddowns: Oh well, everyone, give me timers now.
[QUOTE=Crypto;19392769]Oh shit. I can see it now, PETA is going to try to ban lightning.[/QUOTE] Vegans will be wearing rubber suits from now on.
A few hour's earlier.... "Hey zeus! Watch this!"
they're going to awaken as undead cows and infect our milk supply and we the world will be overrun
That's unfortunate for the cows.
I wonder if they smelled like hamburgers.
I guess god needed more cows. This isn't the first time lightning has killed a load of cows in a row, there was a news story last year about the same thing happening too. A bunch of cows were all lined up next to a fence and got fried.
[QUOTE=madmanmad;19423185]I guess god needed more cows. This isn't the first time lightning has killed a load of cows in a row, there was a news story last year about the same thing happening too. A bunch of cows were all lined up next to a fence and got fried.[/QUOTE] Yeah... I remember that... those were some good news puns...
[QUOTE=The man of "Wat";19395752]A few hour's earlier.... "Hey zeus! Watch this!"[/QUOTE] I don't get it. Zeus is the only god with lightning. What a shitty joke
This seems suspicious, Are you sure nobody got [b]charged[/b]?
[QUOTE=Haywood;19389254]You guys are really getting a charge out of these puns, aren't you?[/QUOTE] [B]Positively[/B]
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