Swine flu is evolving (drug resistance II enabled)
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So he died from it or what?
100 people get swine flu and everybody wanted to wear a mask
Millions suffer from aids and nobody wants to wear a condom
[QUOTE=HairyArmpit;16203970]how is it possible to get swine flu when you already have swine flu[/QUOTE]
I meant later on when it will inevitably come back in the winter :downs:
I had to shoot my family to be sure I won't get it. Right down I'm writing from an airtight car on a laptop outside McDonalds.
The car is constantly circling McDonalds so the swine flu won't get me.
Can someone make a tl;dr version?
Ima little :downs: atm
although it has evolved for drug resistance, it cannot become immune to the jab.
with out changing strain which will weaken it.
I am not worried, if you are you are completely retarted. Bird flu, SARS, Swine flu. Big fucking deal. And to the person who asked, you can only get Swine once. Also despite the fact you cannot get it from pork products in any way, the price of it will rise so to the people freaking out, thanks for the slightly more expensive BBQs.
[QUOTE=Eleventeen;16204717]I had to shoot my family to be sure I won't get it. Right down I'm writing from an airtight car on a laptop outside McDonalds.
The car is constantly circling McDonalds so the swine flu won't get me.[/QUOTE]
That isn't going to protect you from the obese kids that wander around McDonald's though.
It's not evolving, it's mutating, dumbass.
Man up, people. Swine flu is a great big pussy. I eat Spanish Flu on my fucking corn flakes. My immune system is like a goddamn death star.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;16204996]Man up, people. Swine flu is a great big pussy. I eat Spanish Flu on my fucking corn flakes. My immune system is like a goddamn death star.[/QUOTE]
Blows up with a pussy missile
amrite?
[QUOTE=McSanchez;16203820]I'm moving to Madagascar.[/QUOTE]
You're to son late, whole country is already locked down.
And S.W.A.T. teams have a night clock. if you get out after 8 you get shot in the face, no exceptions!
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The swine flu is doing it wrong, you're supposed to make it almost undetectable and incredibly contagious and [I]then[/I] make it kill people when you've infected most of the world.
This thread makes me wanna play pandamic 2
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the government did it
I bet that drug just doesn't work on everyone...
Oh dear.
Time to whip out the tinfoil hats.
[QUOTE=doomshot;16205452]I bet that drug just doesn't work on everyone...[/QUOTE]
Yeah, you best go smoke some of your weed and leave.
Fuck it, fuck it in its ass.
Goddammit, If I'm going to die a horrible death it's going to be by my own two hands.
:suicide:
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;16204996]Man up, people. Swine flu is a great big pussy. I eat Spanish Flu on my fucking corn flakes. My immune system is like a goddamn death star.[/QUOTE]
but spanish flu caused cykotine storms...
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;16204996]Man up, people. Swine flu is a great big pussy. I eat Spanish Flu on my fucking corn flakes. My immune system is like a goddamn death star.[/QUOTE]
Can I have some of your white blood cells as drill instructors for mine
This is Serious, it's not a joke! 40% of the population in my region will die, oh fuck. Stop Joking about Swine Flu!
Napalm it to hell.
I think the government made the plague on purpose to get rid of the population growth.
[QUOTE=FPChris;16206410]This is Serious, it's not a joke! 40% of the population in my region will die, oh fuck. Stop Joking about Swine Flu![/QUOTE]
I'm sure a few weeks from now we'll hear the number of people with the stronger swine flu will have increased astronomically. But don't worry everyone, the vaccines will save us! Just like they did in 1976 when Gerald Ford thought that everyone citizen of the United States should be vaccinated against the swine flu when a small outbreak occurred at a U.S. army base. The result? More people died from the vaccine than from the actual virus.
We're fine in the UK.
We're the most prepared for it. Plus we only get mild symptoms. It's over in a few days if you get it.
Guys, stop making jokes! This IS getting serious. Imagine getting a vacination, then the virus mutates again and kills you? Then they will make another one, but then it mutates again, ect. With this pace, the whole world could be dead in 2020. [u]THIS. [/u][b]IS.[/b] [highlight]SERIOUS.[/highlight]
[QUOTE=conway;16206607]We're fine in the UK.
We're the most prepared for it. Plus we only get mild symptoms. It's over in a few days if you get it.[/QUOTE]
What do you mean mild symptoms in the UK? Does swine flu become stronger or weaker when it travels to different countries?
I've got swine flu right now.
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