• KFC left girl brain damaged
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Hmm, the KFC I went to when I was in Australia tasted worse than the ones in the US and I felt kinda sick afterward, so maybe it's regional?
[QUOTE=mak13two;16477720][url]http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2569106/KFC-left-girl-brain-damaged.html[/url][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=mak13two;16477720][url]http://www.thesun.co.uk/[/url][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=mak13two;16477720][b]thesun[/b][/QUOTE] :downs:
How does uncooked food cause brain damage exactly? I highly doubt unclean food causes Palsy, so the parents are just milking them for cash because the girl got Salmonella after eating at KFC, therefore they can bullshit a story like brain damage. America, ain't it grand.
The whole family must be brain damaged. :raise:
This thread just made me hungry.
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;16486333]How does uncooked food cause brain damage exactly? I highly doubt unclean food causes Palsy, so the parents are just milking them for cash because the girl got Salmonella after eating at KFC, therefore they can bullshit a story like brain damage. America, ain't it grand.[/QUOTE] It was in Australia :downsbravo:
Fuck, there's so much retarded news coming out of China and Australia lately.
[QUOTE=Occlusion;16477945]Well since salmonella has never been associated with brain damage this is going to be a hard case to push through.[/QUOTE] It can very rarely cause psychosis in the form of Paratyphoid Fever, but that's just during the infection anyway (and can also be caused by the flu). That might be why, possibly, but it's a terrible reason.
[QUOTE=ReAnimator;16480896]She certainly is 'bird brained'![/QUOTE] :[ [url]http://www.failhorn.com/[/url]
Because eating a piece of yucky chicken can cause you to go back in time and have birth problems that weren't there before, thus giving you cerebral palsy. [img]http://chrisstubbs.com/AustinPowers.jpg[/img] [img]http:// oh fuck were gonna be banned oh fuck fuck [/img] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Memeshit." - ventilated))[/highlight]
It's just that good. [editline]08:25PM[/editline] [QUOTE=b4nny;16488081]Because eating a piece of yucky chicken can cause you to go back in time and have birth problems that weren't there before, thus giving you cerebral palsy. [img]http://chrisstubbs.com/AustinPowers.jpg[/img] [img]http:// oh fuck were gonna be banned oh fuck fuck [/img][/QUOTE] I have a bad feeling about your future. I can see a big three letter word under your username pretty quick.
:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:
I think the girl had brain damage from the start, I doubt KFC is behind this.
I always hated KFC, I get the shits / horrid stomachaches every time I eat there.
In before b4nny loses his mojo
Ive got poisoned twice from that place and never ate there for a looooooong time afterward.
Well, this is The Sun so I doubt it's real, but... How would they even know that's what caused it?
they must have some bad workers, they never let any cooks near the packing/food areas when i worked at kfc unless we washed our hands 2-3 times singing happy birthday.
[i]oh cock[/i]
You need to be careful with the thread titles. Did you not notice the opening sentence of the article involves the word "claims"?
Cant beat that taste
[img]http://asiaaudiovisualexc09marisamaliombo.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/colonel-sanders1.jpg[/img] That's one bitch down, who's next?
Chick-Fil-A is better.
Hold on, hold on...let's all take a step back and look at this. [img]http://secret.ideacog.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/ohmygod-what-the-fuck.jpg[/img]
[quote]"If the store was particularly busy, if chicken was dropped on the floor near the burger station, it would on some occasions simply be put back,"[/quote] :barf: . They should be sueing those guys for that.
This story fails on so many accounts. I hope they fail as well.
Cerebral palsy is a side effect of salmonella poisoning? :raise: Well, I guess you could argue that a fever damaged her brain. So maybe.
Damn you colonel sanders!
First thing i thought was fake, but anyways i high doubt that KFC could have done it, tastes good only fast food chain that sucks for me is mcdonalds always makes me want to shit.
God damn mak13two I finally realised where your avatar is from. The Iron Giant. Also google image search the iron giant and go to page 6. I [i]dare[/i] you.
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