• Man killed by his own cock
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At first I was thinking, what the fuck is a metal enhanced cock? Someone put a piece of metal on their penis? Then I found out it was a rooster. Lol
I almost killed myself trying to deepthroat myself. I guess my back just cant dooo it
[QUOTE=Rammaster;27665364]At first I was thinking, what the fuck is a metal enhanced cock? Someone put a piece of metal on their penis? Then I found out it was a rooster. Lol[/QUOTE] That's what i was thinking! hahaha
[b]The hunt is on![/b]
oh god "feet enhanced with razors" JUST OH GOD
It would seem the tables have been hoisted by his own medicine on the other foot.
I am disappointed.
What?! No auto fellatio death? These misleading titles make me cry at night.
[quote]The whereabouts of the killer cock are unknown[/quote] I laughed so hard!
[quote]A Bengali man has reportedly suffered a gruesome demise after he pushed his metal-enhanced cock that bit too far.[/quote] Haha
[quote]Police are looking for the black and red-feathered beast.[/quote] did his wife give it that nickname or what
[IMG]http://img.listal.com/image/438018/600full-robot-chicken-screenshot.jpg[/IMG] It's alive!
Oh gawd this article! Puns, puns everywhere :v: [editline]26th January 2011[/editline] At least it was a cock and not an ass
When I saw the title I actually expected an angry chicken. It was [I]too[/I] misleading to be an actual penis.
I knew it wasn't about a dick
Killed by his own "metal-enhanced cock"? I laughed for minutes. Words can't describe the disappointment when I realised it was talking about an animal.
Because those cocks are forced to fight, they can become pretty teste.
Ha. Ha. Truly hilarious.
I got those dirty thoughts whenever i see the thread title in Ticker. :geno:
I was 99% sure that the word "cock" was a metonymy for rooster when I read the title.
A very cocky young man.
Expected birds, Was not disappointed.
karma is a bitch mate
The moral of the story is you shouldn't train animals to fight each other if you can't take one on yourself.
[QUOTE=TH89;27676427]The moral of the story is you shouldn't train animals to fight each other if you can't take one on yourself.[/QUOTE] What are you talking about? The story was about how a man was killed by his own penis.
[QUOTE=Edi;27670612]I knew it wasn't about a dick[/QUOTE] Of course it wasn't about some guy named Richard.
i thought he had his cock riddled with some disease that killed him. i mean penis. needless to say i was surprised
He had it cumming
IT LOOKS LIKE HE BLEW HIS LOAD YEAHHFHFFF /stupid
I saw that coming miles away.
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