London's Fatberg is back, three tonnes heavier than before
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[QUOTE=Sprockethead;42157700]Isnt there some sort of animal/microbe that eats fat?[/QUOTE]
Humans?
Some one pour some radioactive waste down there and watch it become alive and eat all of London.
Why don't we set the sewer on fire? It will destroy the fatberg right?
Have everyone in london flush at the same time and see what happens
[QUOTE=latin_geek;42162729]Have everyone in london flush at the same time and see what happens[/QUOTE]
Or even beter, have everyone flush a bottle of that stuff to degrease your grill or oven.
The sewers will be good as new (you'd just have to deal with sewer water with a shitload of chemicals).
[QUOTE=BCell;42162621]Why don't we set the sewer on fire? It will destroy the fatberg right?[/QUOTE]
Think of the combustive gasses down there.
Would you like the pontential scenario of manhole covers blowing up and into the air, not to mention toilets turned into fountains?
[QUOTE=Van-man;42163099]Think of the combustive gasses down there.
Would you like the pontential scenario of manhole covers blowing up and into the air, not to mention toilets turned into fountains?[/QUOTE]
That reminds me
I hope Ra's al Ghul doesn't take advantage of this
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I don't really want London covered in fat
[QUOTE=_Kent_;42155875]Just send down some Taco Bell customers, they are used to getting rid of this sort of thing.[/QUOTE]
I once heard tales that the bathrooms in McDonalds sometimes gets cleaned
Summon two three of them, this looks like nothing compared to what I have seen
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IT'S FUCKING TOOMS AGAIN[/QUOTE]
SHIT SOMEONE MUST HAVE LEFT THEIR PINHOLE OPEN
I keep expecting a report of the stuff starting to shift into a tangible humanoid form.
And then people made of solid fat/possessive fungi make sewer society a real thing.
Looks like the setting of a survival horror game
[QUOTE=Jojje;42155191]how would someone take care of something like this? flamethrowers?
then again wouldn't it just solidify somewhere else down the line[/QUOTE]
If that much lard was ignited, it would basically turn into a blast furnace if enough oxygen was added. The heat would be so intense that the sewer would probably collapse.
No joke, the Daily Mail readers have blamed even this, on immigrants
[quote]They may have warned people about putting fat down the drain but they obviously didn't issue their warnings in the requisite 231 different languages used in London.[/quote]
[quote]I was speaking with a plumber recently about the number of sinks and toilets he has to unblock when the Middle Easterns are holidaying here. These guys simply do not know how to appreciate what they get in London. And with all the guys who came here for benefits, nevermind educated or with money to pay rent, should we expect more?[/quote]
[QUOTE=Van-man;42163099]Think of the combustive gasses down there.
Would you like the pontential scenario of manhole covers blowing up and into the air, not to mention toilets turned into fountains?[/QUOTE]... That would be unbelievably fucking [b]AWESOME![/b]
THEY SHOULD TOTALLY DO THAT.
I say you brits bottle up that grease and sell it back to America as cooking oil, then take that money and fix up your sewers.
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