i want a kid when i'm older. I wanna teach them shit my parents didn't teach me when i was little. sports and stuff like that. I'd want them to wrestle since they were 5 years old
[QUOTE=Shiftyze;31704203]I'm talking about AFTER the child is conceived. They aren't there for their child and still go out partying being a child them selves[/QUOTE]
So you can't go out and have a good time if you have a child? Forgive me if I'm not exactly convinced by this argument.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;31703792]hope ya go to jail for child abuse bro. last thing we need is more fucking child beaters[/QUOTE]
I would slap my childs shit if it screams, i have the right as a parent to do that. As long as it is not deemed excessive force the law is on my side. Its not like I'm going to go home and beat the fuck out of him for playing with his Lego's because i hated my day at work or something.
[QUOTE=IMoo;31704370]I would slap my childs shit if it screams, i have the right as a parent to do that. As long as it is not deemed excessive force the law is on my side. Its not like I'm going to go home and beat the fuck out of him for playing with his Lego's because i hated my day at work or something.[/QUOTE]
Where I live its illegal to hurt your child in any way at all :v:
[QUOTE=Arc Nova;31703776]It will learn to stop screaming or it will get its shit slapped.
I don't see the problem.[/QUOTE]
Also this is the eventual plan for him or her. It will also teach them that bitching wont get you want you want unless your a girl with low cut dress and big breasts to do that.
[QUOTE=IMoo;31704370]I would slap my childs shit if it screams, i have the right as a parent to do that. As long as it is not deemed excessive force the law is on my side. Its not like I'm going to go home and beat the fuck out of him for playing with his Lego's because i hated my day at work or something.[/QUOTE]
please have a vasectomy
I'm going to do my part and help avoid over population. Nah, i want my legacy to live on while i rot in a box 6 feet underground.
imoo worst parent
[QUOTE=IMoo;31704370]I would slap my childs shit if it screams, i have the right as a parent to do that. As long as it is not deemed excessive force the law is on my side. Its not like I'm going to go home and beat the fuck out of him for playing with his Lego's because i hated my day at work or something.[/QUOTE]
You have no right to harm your child.
[editline]12th August 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=IMoo;31704393]Also this is the eventual plan for him or her. It will also teach them that bitching wont get you want you want unless your a girl with low cut dress and big breasts to do that.[/QUOTE]
Hmm, I'm smelling horrible parenting and misogyny.
[QUOTE=RichyZ;31704404]thats gona be one fucked up kid
he gon be in the news for torturizing a cat or somedick[/QUOTE]
Dont get me wrong i love the kid but if your gonna make me look like an asshole for bringing you along to meet some friends/ to hang out with my friends your gonna fucking learn to shut up and be a respectable person. Also i would again like to bring up the point that i will only do this if they keep going BAWWWWWWWWWWW BUY ME MCNUGGET DADDY, after they are two or something. Im not gonna suddenly stop a stroller for a two month old baby to punch it in the face for wanting milk.
[QUOTE=Sanius;31704251]so you're basically projecting your misogynistic outlook onto every single woman you don't perceive to be "mature enough" to raise a child[/QUOTE]
ughghghgh
Do we really have to call someone a misogynist for not thinking someone is mature enough to raise a kid? It's for the kid's benefit, in cases like this an attitude of "DO FUCKING ANYTHING" is not good
[QUOTE=IMoo;31704446]Dont get me wrong i love the kid but if your gonna make me look like an asshole for bringing you along to meet some friends/ to hang out with my friends your gonna fucking learn to shut up and be a respectable person. Also i would again like to bring up the point that i will only do this if they keep going BAWWWWWWWWWWW BUY ME MCNUGGET DADDY, after they are two or something. Im not gonna suddenly stop a stroller for a two month old baby to punch it in the face for wanting milk.[/QUOTE]
Hahaha, oh wow. Yes, because the best way to teach your child to be a respectable gentleman/woman is to slap it in the face.
[QUOTE=Megafanx13;31704430]You have no right to harm your child.[/quote]
Bullshit i do. In the law somewhere it says that parents have the right to use reasonable force on a child as long as it can not be seen as "child abuse" as in excessive force.
wait why would i [I]ever[/I] want to introduce a crying, screaming, shitting, crawling moneysink into my life anyway regardless of age
[QUOTE=IMoo;31704464]Bullshit i do. In the law somewhere it says that parents have the right to use reasonable force on a child as long as it can not be seen as "child abuse" as in excessive force.[/QUOTE]
"Reasonable force", what a joke. Find me where in "the law" it says this and I'll eat my fucking hand.
[QUOTE=IMoo;31704446]Dont get me wrong i love the kid but if your gonna make me look like an asshole for bringing you along to meet some friends/ to hang out with my friends your gonna fucking learn to shut up and be a respectable person. Also i would again like to bring up the point that i will only do this if they keep going BAWWWWWWWWWWW BUY ME MCNUGGET DADDY, after they are two or something. Im not gonna suddenly stop a stroller for a two month old baby to punch it in the face for wanting milk.[/QUOTE]
you know who hits their kids
people who can't parent
[QUOTE=IMoo;31704464]Bullshit i do. In the law somewhere it says that parents have the right to use reasonable force on a child as long as it can not be seen as "child abuse" as in excessive force.[/QUOTE]
uh you do realise that the simple fact that you don't bruise your children doesn't make it not abuse, right? you're going to raise them to be bitter misanthropes
[QUOTE=Megafanx13;31704483]"Reasonable force", what a joke. Find me where in "the law" it says this and I'll eat my fucking hand.[/QUOTE]
[quote]Force is justified when and to the extent reasonably necessary and appropriate to promote a child's welfare. Parent/guardian/other person with care and supervision of child under 18 may use reasonable and appropriate non-deadly force upon the child. Sec. 11.81.430.[Cr.]
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Im waiting for a video.
I don't want to have kids until I'm ready and have enough money to support them.
[QUOTE=IMoo;31704464]Bullshit i do. In the law somewhere it says that parents have the right to use reasonable force on a child as long as it can not be seen as "child abuse" as in excessive force.[/QUOTE]
If I were you I would react to the statement "You have no right to harm your child" in a way other than "Yes I have every right to harm my child"
[QUOTE=IMoo;31704501]Im waiting for a video.[/QUOTE]
and I'm waiting for your children to be convicted of murder
Specificly for Delaware where i live:
[quote]Force is justifiable if reasonable and moderate and by parent/guardian/foster parent/legal custodian/other similar person responsible for care and supervision. Force must be: -- For purpose of safeguarding or promoting welfareof child, including prevention or punishment of misconduct, and -- Intended to benefit child. Reasonable and moderate is determined in light of: size, age, and condition of child, location, strength, and duration of force.[/quote]
[QUOTE=IMoo;31704501]Im waiting for a video.[/QUOTE]
Tell me how exactly "slapping your child's shit when they embarrass you in public" falls in line with "extent reasonably necessary and appropriate to promote a child's welfare". Doesn't sound to me like it promotes the child's welfare [B]at all.[/B]
[QUOTE=IMoo;31702764]My way when i ever get a kid is gonna be, if you scream i will slap your shit no matter where we are. In a movie theater? ill slap your shit. In a water park? ill slap your shit. In the police station for slapping your shit? ill slap your shit.[/QUOTE]
have you ever babysitted or had a little brother or sister?
cause in my experience that just makes it so much worse
Anyway I've known this since I watched Louis C.K.'s standups. And from my parents, who are very angry like all the time, and have five kids including me.
Although I will want to have a kid possibly at some point, because I figure otherwise I'll feel bad for not continuing my line. Not that the rest of my redneck family and current better family won't take care of continuing the family.
you don't need to hit your fucking kid to quiet it down if that's your response then you're a fucking terrible parent
[QUOTE=Megafanx13;31704525]Tell me how exactly "slapping your child's shit when they embarrass you in public" falls in line with "extent reasonably necessary and appropriate to promote a child's welfare". Doesn't sound to me like it promotes the child's welfare [B]at all.[/B][/QUOTE][quote]including prevention or punishment of misconduct[/quote] Still waiting
My dad tried to use "reasonable force" against me a few times in my life, and it didn't "teach me to be a respectable person" because I was already a respectable person, and I only grew more bitter because of it. Fortunately I was able to move on and forgive him, and get on with life, but the moral of the story is, "reasonable force" is too much force.
[QUOTE=Lazor;31704544]you don't need to hit your fucking kid to quiet it down if that's your response then you're a fucking terrible parent[/QUOTE]
Im not just gonna instantly slap it im gonna try to calm her/him down but if he/she keeps it up i will use my right as a legal guardian.
[QUOTE=IMoo;31704548]Still waiting[/QUOTE]
Yeah, somehow I don't think in this law they mean that as "embarrassing you".
[QUOTE=IMoo;31704565]Im not just gonna instantly slap it im gonna try to calm her/him down but if he/she keeps it up i will use my right as a legal guardian.[/QUOTE]
you sound like a fucking robot. you don't have what it takes to be a parent
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