Protective of what you do online? You could be a terrorist.
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More like a horny teen who doesn't want their mom to find their browser history
Well since i'm already classified as terrorist, i might as well go for the whole buck. Does anyone know any good pages on building pipe-bombs?
[QUOTE=l l;34527138]Reminds me of [url]http://www.jayssite.com/stuff/childhacker/childhacker.html[/url][/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/lXwu9.png[/img]
oh my fucking god
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;34530324]vote for someobody who isn't an idiot[/QUOTE]
So, don't vote at all?
Maybe its high time we start acting as such then, all in favor of forming a Robin Hood-esque gang of merry men and miscreants to harass the nobles of the countryside say aye!
[quote]Information about timers, electronics, or [b]remote transmitters / receiver[/b][/quote]
Guess I shouldn't browse Tower Hobbies when shopping for a six channel computer radio for my RC plane then. I might be a terorrist!
[QUOTE=The First 11'er;34533794][img]http://i.imgur.com/lXwu9.png[/img]
oh my fucking god[/QUOTE]
:downs:
I don't give a damn, if it runs really good, whatever, I'm getting it.
and you don't need a good graphics card to be a good hacker, that's retarded and ignorant.
[QUOTE=J!NX;34534362]:downs:
I don't give a damn, if it runs really good, whatever, I'm getting it.
and you don't need a good graphics card to be a good hacker, that's retarded and ignorant.[/QUOTE]
The website its on is stealing it from another site that hints at being a satirical site (in a satirical manner)
[QUOTE=Jsm;34534445]The website its on is stealing it from another site that hints at being a satirical site (in a satirical manner)[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html[/url]
yup, and this is the original
it is obivous satire indeed
[QUOTE=l l;34527138]Reminds me of [url]http://www.jayssite.com/stuff/childhacker/childhacker.html[/url][/QUOTE]
[quote]Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".[/quote]
what?
[editline]3rd February 2012[/editline]
[quote]If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips.[/quote]
This is satire, right?
Right?
[QUOTE=Jetblack357;34528750]Yes because there are no such things as these mystical blacks or mexicans or whites they speak of.[/QUOTE]
The term is Hispanic I think actually.
[quote=Flyer]
User computers to:
* Gather information about vulnerable infrastructure or obtain photos, maps or diagrams of transportation, sporting venues, or populated locations
* Purchase chemicals, acids, hydrogren peroxide, acetone, fertilizer, etc
* Download or transfer files with "how-to" content such as:
[B]-Content of extreme radical nature with violent themes
- Anarchist Cookbook, explosives or weapons information
- Military tactics, equipment manuals, chemical or biological information[/quote]
[/B]By the FBI's definitions of suspicious activity, a lot of Republicans need to be questioned.[B]
[quote=Flyer]- Terrorist/revolutionary literature[/B]
- Preocupatioin with press coverage of terrorist attacks
- Defensive tactics, police or government information
- Information about timers, electronics, or remote transmitters/receivers[/quote]
Does the Declaration of Independence count as revolutionary literature?
[QUOTE=l l;34527138]Reminds me of [url]http://www.jayssite.com/stuff/childhacker/childhacker.html[/url][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.[/QUOTE]
What the fuck.
My jaw dropped for like what seemed 10 minutes. This is so stupid.
[QUOTE=Kalan Yamato;34562696]What the fuck.
My jaw dropped for like what seemed 10 minutes. This is so stupid.[/QUOTE]
You know what satire is, right?
[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;34562892]You know what satire is, right?[/QUOTE]
Didn't realize that at first :v:
I had the same reaction as TamTamJam.
It's like if the internet existed in the 1950s!
Open Question: If America could get away with arresting every person in the country, would they?
I clear my browsing history on a regular basis. Am I a terrorist?
porn stash = terror
Again, this applies to a police state, why do we keep getting news about the loss of freedoms which America lost years ago?
Will really be a party van when they come for every FPer.
I don't keep browser history of any kind, my hard drive has a hidden encrypted partition, my computer case has two locks, I block every type of web trackers and often browse via proxy.
I think the FBI would love me.
Welp, guess I'm a terrorist.
Some of these make some sense but every one of the flyers says to report people who insist on paying with cash. What the fuck is with this. I personally like cash because it's tangible not just some number on a piece of plastic. I also can't ever get overdraft charges using cash. This terrorism shit goes way too far and the definitions of what they are looking for are completely absent. They use vague things like extremist views. Well what is extremist? By who's standard? They should just be blunt and say they are looking for shifty muslims wearing levis buying microsoft flight simulator. That's what they want to say. We all know it.
[QUOTE=l l;34527138]Reminds me of [url]http://www.jayssite.com/stuff/childhacker/childhacker.html[/url][/QUOTE]
[quote] BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.
Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.
If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.[/quote]
Dear God he is misinformed.
[QUOTE=The First 11'er;34533794][img]http://i.imgur.com/lXwu9.png[/img]
oh my fucking god[/QUOTE]
I have an AMD processor.
The world is a dangerous place. Terrorists have breached our borders. Terrorists look like regular Americans. Comply with your authorities.
Only your authorities can find the terrorists. Terrorists are very dangerous. Only your authorities can keep you safe. Support your government. Only your authorities can protect the nation. Your religion is being attacked. Your values are being attacked. Only your authorities can preserve them. Free thought breeds terrorism. Only your authorities can determine what is good.
Stay safe America.
[QUOTE=xenodrox;34567025]The world is a dangerous place. Terrorists have breached our borders. Terrorists look like regular Americans. Comply with your authorities.
Only your authorities can find the terrorists. Terrorists are very dangerous. Only your authorities can keep you safe. Support your government. Only your authorities can protect the nation. Your religion is being attacked. Your values are being attacked. Only your authorities can preserve them. [B]Free thought breeds terrorism[/B]. Only your authorities can determine what is good.
Stay safe America.[/QUOTE]
POTENTIAL TERRORIST
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POTENTIAL TERRORIST
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POTENTIAL TERRORIST
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POTENTIAL [del]TERRORIST[/del] nvm not a free thinker
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POTENTIAL TERRORIST
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TERRORIST
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TERRORIST
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[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;34566889]I have an AMD processor.[/QUOTE]
hacker alert
[QUOTE=The First 11'er;34533794][img]http://i.imgur.com/lXwu9.png[/img]
oh my fucking god[/QUOTE]
They want you to buy the more expensive CPU from Intel.
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