Dorito Taco Shells! Now Coming to Tacobells, Nationwide!
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Newsflash: Living is unhealthy, so why not enjoy it while it lasts?
My oh my, advertising has come a long way.
[QUOTE=AceOfDivine;34754654]Because they think they're educated in chemistry. Or fat. Pick one.[/QUOTE]
Why do Lithuanians talk about suicide all the time?
[QUOTE=Zambies!;34758907]Why do Lithuanians talk about suicide all the time?[/QUOTE]No idea, I'm not one. The flag is misleading. I'm Latvian. But if latvians talk about suicide (I don't know, haven't heard anyone) it's cause of economy. It's kinda like china but in european union.
Newsflash: According to recent studies, living for too long results in death.
[QUOTE=Impact1986;34759470]Newsflash: According to recent studies, living for too long results in death.[/QUOTE]How can you live for too long?
Life just got a little better.
[QUOTE=joes33431;34755147]that's basically just a hard torilla covered in powdered cheese
not as impressive as people would have you think[/QUOTE]
Don't forget monosodium glutamate! Everything tastes better with monosodium glutamate
[QUOTE=AceOfDivine;34754654]Because they think they're educated in chemistry. Or fat. Pick one.[/QUOTE]
do they think salt makes them fat?
[QUOTE=sp00ks;34759921]do they think salt makes them fat?[/QUOTE]
High blood pressure, related heart issues. It became a scapegoat, since it's easier to blame too much sodium for that rather than, you know.
Tacobell is fucking disgusting when you have so much better quick mexican food options, even if you don't it's still pretty gross.. It's the worst fast food place next to KFC.
[QUOTE=BenJammin';34760284]Tacobell is fucking disgusting when you have so much better quick mexican food options, even if you don't it's still pretty gross.. It's the worst fast food place next to KFC.[/QUOTE]You are gross
Taco bell is terrible. I ordered it for the hell of it a few months ago and it sucked so bad. The burrito fell apart and the tacos were wet.
[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;34757469]Yeah, they'd have to put something like this in there to make it disgusting.
[t]http://www.wellnessindie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/taco_bell_beef.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
Shouldn't you be grazing in my yard?
[QUOTE=Xenocidebot;34760245]High blood pressure, related heart issues. It became a scapegoat, since it's easier to blame too much sodium for that rather than, you know.[/QUOTE]
i know too much salt isn't healthy for you, but it isn't going to make you fat
also, why do they say sodium instead of, you know, salt?
[QUOTE=sp00ks;34761152]i know too much salt isn't healthy for you, but it isn't going to make you fat
also, why do they say sodium instead of, you know, salt?[/QUOTE]
A new buzzword, makes it sound so cool and mysterious. Also people who use it think they look like scientists.
i hope the meat hose is ready
[QUOTE=Spycrabz;34753582]that looks fucking disgusting
[editline]18th February 2012[/editline]
also is that logo meant to be an ECG flatlining[/QUOTE]
I disagree on both accounts.
[QUOTE=counterpo0;34758675]
White people tacos
[t]http://imgupld.lunaticoutpost.com/graphic/images/2011/July/25/A494_4E2CFAB5.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
I dunno, it's been awhile but, I don't recall ever eating a baby holding a bomb and giving me the finger.
[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;34757469]Yeah, they'd have to put something like this in there to make it disgusting.
[img]http://www.wellnessindie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/taco_bell_beef.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
That's what processed beef looks like, it's ground up and flash fried. It's in just about anything that requires ground beef.
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;34761876]That's what processed beef looks like, it's ground up and flash fried. It's in just about anything that requires ground beef.[/QUOTE]
That's what processed meat looks overall. Color might vary slightly based on meat and cooking.
This is the best news of my life.
[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;34757469]Yeah, they'd have to put something like this in there to make it disgusting.
[img]http://www.wellnessindie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/taco_bell_beef.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure that was in Half-Life 2 a few times.
[QUOTE=Mr. Agree;34755391]So glad we have a Taco Bell in Manchester v:v:v[/QUOTE]
There's a Taco Bell in Manchester?
[QUOTE=Raidyr;34754448]Pretty much. The corn part of Doritos is merely the vehicle by which to deliver pounds of powered sodium and cholesterol to our feeding holes.[/QUOTE]
When I started reading your post, it seemed you were gonna talk about doritos being a vehicle to deliver your soul into a spiritual journey of pleasure.
Then it got sciency and thought "Oh he isn't high as a kite after all..."
ontopic, why can't I taste these delicious things here in Portugal?!
[QUOTE=Useful Dave;34764374]There's a Taco Bell in Manchester?[/QUOTE]
Arndale Food Court where the Pizza Hut used to be.
they used to have taco bell in australia in the early 00's
it eventually closed down here due to bad business
i cannot possibly fathom how that happened. everything from taco bell looks godly.
Sweet Chili Heat and I'm sold.
[QUOTE=Medevilae;34765045]Love all the people here pretending they're above Taco Bell.
If you're going to eat fast food, you can't beat the bell.[/QUOTE]If you're in a hurry you sure as hell can.
Taco Bell is the slowest, but to be honest completing my usual order of fifty softshell tacos takes some time.
First the Beefy Crunch Burrito, and now this? Taco Bell knows what's up.
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