What if way back when they flooded that graveyard, Johnny's mom said "You will regret what you're doing to my poor Johnny's final resting place. One day your lake will dry and Johnny will rise up out of the grave to get his revenge."
That would be a good plot for a movie actually. It turns out the only way you can stop Johnny's path of destruction is to find a way to flood the graveyard again, then his zombie corpse, which is as bone dry as the lake, gets all liquidy and he falls apart into a puddle. The end.
[QUOTE=J$ Psychotic;33366409]I am so fucking confused right now. Who faked what and why?[/QUOTE]
The image that shows the grave stone on Amazon is fake.
Old, forgotten graves are so sad. Imagine 200 years from now when we're all long-since dead, what will happen to our final resting place? Will it be forgotten as well? Stuff like this just really makes me think. It's depressing really, knowing how small we really are. We're all just human. That's it.
[QUOTE=God's Pimp Hand;33365073]Because it doesn't exist. I created that picture. It's fake.[/QUOTE]
You brilliant motherfucker.
If Angela K. Brown and Michael Graczyk of Associated Press, or anyone affiliated with Century Novelty or Amazon.com are currently reading this, please note that the picture that I uploaded of Amazon.com was doctored by me, and that I did not intend to incur monetary or publicity damages. I merely did it for the lulz.
[QUOTE=God's Pimp Hand;33366859]If Angela K. Brown and Michael Graczyk of Associated Press, or anyone affiliated with Century Novelty or Amazon.com are currently reading this, please note that the picture that I uploaded of Amazon.com was doctored by me, and that I did not intend to incur monetary or publicity damages. I merely did it for the lulz.[/QUOTE]
You motherfucker.
Haha, the first thing I did when I saw that picture was go on amazon and double check it. And when I couldn't find it on amazon I searched it on Century Novelty and found nothing either. I feel like a detective right now.
Hahaha, this thread is awesome.
So, how the hell did Texas let an entire lake dry up?
Hot, dry weather...
[QUOTE=Bad Reading;33368718]Hot, dry weather...[/QUOTE]
So, just Texas weather?
Ghost house, also known as vacant house.
[QUOTE=Used Car Salesman;33368694]Hahaha, this thread is awesome.
So, how the hell did Texas let an entire lake dry up?[/QUOTE]
We have had a dry spell for the last forever or so.
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