[QUOTE=RAYHALO;42608092]The extent of my involvement with the DPRK is my membership in the KFA and the access to DPRK officials that it provides.
However I'm most certainly not a propaganda drone or otherwise employed by the DPRK.
I'm simply bad at expressing myself and i apologize for that.[/QUOTE]
[del][B]YOU LIVE IN THE UK[/B]
You couldn't be farther from North Korea unless you lived in the smack middle of the US. I don't understand you're hard on for them.[/del]
Whoops.
[QUOTE=RAYHALO;42608092]The extent of my involvement with the DPRK is my membership in the KFA and the access to DPRK officials that it provides.
However I'm most certainly not a propaganda drone or otherwise employed by the DPRK.
I'm simply bad at expressing myself and i apologize for that.[/QUOTE]
Have you ever considered visiting the DPRK, or even defecting to the country?
[QUOTE=Banned?;42608163][B]YOU LIVE IN THE UK[/B]
You couldn't be farther from North Korea unless you lived in the smack middle of the US. I don't understand you're hard on for them.[/QUOTE]
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"The UK"
[QUOTE=RAYHALO;42608092]The extent of my involvement with the DPRK is my membership in the [B]KFA [/B]and the access to DPRK officials that it provides.
However I'm most certainly not a propaganda drone or otherwise employed by the DPRK.
I'm simply bad at expressing myself and i apologize for that.[/QUOTE]
Krishnamurti Foundation of America? No... Kids with Food Allergies? No...
Oh! The Korean Friendship Association, okay.
-google-
-wikipedia-
Okay, so these are your objectives then?
[quote]They state that the main objectives of the KFA are:
Show the reality of the DPR Korea to the world
Defend the independence and socialist construction in the DPR of Korea
Learn from the culture and history of the Korean People
Work for the peaceful unification of the Korean peninsula
[/quote]
[QUOTE=Banned?;42608163][B]YOU LIVE IN THE UK[/B]
You couldn't be farther from North Korea unless you lived in the smack middle of the US. I don't understand you're hard on for them.[/QUOTE]
uhh
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[QUOTE=Johnny Guitar;42608171]Have you ever considered visiting the DPRK, or even defecting to the country?[/QUOTE]
his plan is to move to some shitty third-world country other than NK then apply for political asylum
we should fund him
[QUOTE=Banned?;42608163][B]YOU LIVE IN THE UK[/B]
You couldn't be farther from North Korea unless you lived in the smack middle of the US. I don't understand you're hard on for them.[/QUOTE]
I live on the Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia.
[QUOTE=Johnny Guitar;42608171]Have you ever considered visiting the DPRK, or even defecting to the country?[/QUOTE]
When i can save up the money for it, i intend to fly to Jakarta and apply for political asylum at the DPRK embassy.
[QUOTE=The golden;42608178]But it's a fake trainwreck made for the purpose of getting everyone worked up.[/QUOTE]
I'm simply trying to engage people in a polite conversation centered around the DPRK.
I sincerely apologize if i happen to be angering anyone, that is not my intent.
[QUOTE=Johnny Guitar;42608222]I just want to see his reply, if he is actually old enough to attempt something like this because it seems to me he is a young child with some skewed idea of north korea.[/QUOTE]
I'm 20 in February.
[QUOTE=RAYHALO;42608204]I live on the Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia.
When i can save up the money for it, i intend to fly to Jakarta and apply for political asylum at the DPRK embassy.
I'm simply trying to engage people in a polite conversation centered around the DPRK.
I sincerely apologize if i happen to be angering anyone, that is not my intent.
I'm 20 in February.[/QUOTE]
What happens if they wont accept you?
[QUOTE=RAYHALO;42608204]When i can save up the money for it, i intend to fly to Jakarta and apply for political asylum at the DPRK embassy.[/QUOTE]
Sorry buddy, Indonesia doesn't count
North Korea or bust
[QUOTE=Cowabanga;42608173][IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/flags/au.png[/IMG]
"The UK"[/QUOTE]
Ugh, sorry, I've been sick.
[QUOTE=RAYHALO;42608204]When i can save up the money for it, i intend to fly to Jakarta and apply for political asylum at the DPRK embassy.[/QUOTE]
why?
why exactly would you need political asylum anyway? i'm sure the Australian government has better things to do than chase around random nobodies. when you leave, Abbott is not going to say [I]"Damn you Jakarta, give us back that one random guy from Queensland or else!"[/I]
Why are you guys feeding the troll
[QUOTE=MisterMooth;42608303]why?[/QUOTE]
Because the horrors of the western world are apparently much worse than starvation and gulags.
Oh, and you can't forget living under the iron fist of an authoritarian government.
[QUOTE=Johnny Guitar;42608222]What happens if they wont accept you?[/QUOTE]
I have already spoken with representatives on this matter.
If i were to apply for political asylum, I would be accepted.
This thread has made my day. Thank you, RAYHALO.
[QUOTE=RAYHALO;42606780][URL="http://www.reuters.com/article/2010/04/30/us-korea-north-idUSTRE63T3TW20100430"]Reuters[/URL][/QUOTE]
And here's a WHO DPRK profile for anyone interested.
[URL]http://www.who.int/gho/countries/prk.pdf[/URL]
[quote]Births Attended By Skilled Health Personnel: 100%
Regional Average: 59%
Antenatal Care (4+ visits): 94%
Regional Average: 52%[/quote]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/YZ2RByv.png[/IMG]
Here's info on their nutrition.
[URL]http://apps.who.int/nutrition/landscape/report.aspx?iso=prk[/URL]
[quote]Population below minimum level of dietary energy consumption: 32%[/quote]
[quote]Global Hunger Index: 19
Countries are ranked on a 100-point scale, with 0 and 100 being the best and worst possible scores, respectively.
= 30.0 Extremely Alarming
20.0-29.9 Alarming
10.0-19.9 Serious
5.0-9.9 Moderate
= 4.9 Low[/quote]
And their WHO page.
[URL]http://www.who.int/countries/prk/en/[/URL]
I was watching some video on YouTube of a tourist who visited a DPRK hospital. He found it very odd, as if it was empty apart from an apparent 'staged' area. I can't remember who made the video but you can probably find it somewhere.
[QUOTE=RAYHALO;42608204]When i can save up the money for it, i intend to fly to Jakarta and apply for political asylum at the DPRK embassy.[/QUOTE]
Is it possible to Toxx you on that?
[QUOTE=RAYHALO;42608314]I have already spoken with representatives on this matter.
If i were to apply for political asylum, I would be accepted.[/QUOTE]
You should apply for another kind of asylum. The kind they call a "psychiatric hospital"
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;42608548]You should apply for another kind of asylum. The kind they call a "psychiatric hospital"[/QUOTE]
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e8/Batman_Arkham_Asylum_Television_Credits.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=RAYHALO;42606780][URL="http://www.reuters.com/article/2010/04/30/us-korea-north-idUSTRE63T3TW20100430"]Reuters[/URL][/QUOTE]
I remember hearing about North Korea having spies or whatever trying to convert people to North Koreans over the internet. Are you one of them? :v:
Really, no one but a troll would pick up random articles that otherwise wouldn't be put in here just to start a huge debate and quote and reply everyone's posts. And if you really do support such a backwards country, stop trying to "educate" all of us when no one in their right mind would switch opinions suddenly.
You should know by now how we will all react to your threads, so unless it's actual groundbreaking news about the country, you might want to think a little bit before making these threads.
At least you have started threads NOT about NK, which actually makes me think you might not be a troll and just very very misinformed
Eat my ass ray you stupid son of a bitch
Please give us the exact reason as to why you want to live in North Korea.
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