• Rick Santorum says he'll try to unmarry all same-sex married couples if he's elected
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He made a great speech in this one, even so it's properly on drugs. [video=youtube;js3BYcHmBhE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js3BYcHmBhE[/video]
What a p[B]rick[/B]
[quote=RICK SANTORUM]"We can't have 50 different marriage laws in this country," "[b]You have to have one marriage law.[/b]"[/quote] Indeed we have to have one marriage law which goes for all couples (gay or nay) who wish to register their relationship. But that's not what he's after, is it?
[QUOTE=Joyful Mystery;35000917]Okay, at this point he's even alienating some Christians.[/QUOTE] You're assuming that all or a majority of Christians followed him in the first place? hahahahahahano
[video=youtube;k_QDGdbg-QQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ[/video]
"Vote for me and i'll personally shoot every newborn non-white, non-christian baby in this good nation!" Watching american politics is like watching a baby beat himself in the face with a hammer.
Prick Santorum
fuck off prick
I was telling my mom about this, and she's absolutely certain that the only reason gay couples want to marry is because of insurance. So evidently, in her little world, only straight people are capable of loving each other. My head hurts now.
[QUOTE=Badballer;35002913]I'm surprised no one has tried to kill him yet.[/QUOTE] Because the people nuts enough to try to shoot things they don't like are the same ones who support this guy.
So if Santorum wins I trust Facepunch will either not vote or vote for Obama, right?
How the fuck are people even supporting this guy? Thank god he's such a minority candidate- he has no chance of winning. He'll ether be beaten down by another Republican candidate (possibly after tomorrows primaries) or if he does become the permanent front runner for the Republicans, he'll lose to Obama in the proper election.
[QUOTE=Electrocuter;35004980]So if Santorum wins I trust Facepunch will either not vote or vote for Obama, right?[/QUOTE] I doubt that a lot of Facepunch's population is eligible to vote. Most are either non-citizens, or aren't old enough to vote. However, I'm eligible, so I'll be voting for Obama, as will be my family. So, there's three votes for him. I also just remembered that my step-sister is old enough to vote now, and is supposedly getting registered. I don't know if she will or not, but that's a possible fourth vote.
[video=youtube;S2Vdx6wb6HE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkc_UqD48Ng[/video]
[QUOTE=Raptor_Girl;35005007]I doubt that a lot of Facepunch's population is eligible to vote. Most are either non-citizens, or aren't old enough to vote. However, I'm eligible, so I'll be voting for Obama, as will be my family. So, there's three votes for him. I also just remembered that my step-sister is old enough to vote now, and is supposedly getting registered. I don't know if she will or not, but that's a possible fourth vote.[/QUOTE] I will also be voting for Obama. I become eligible to vote the [I]day[/I] voting starts, and I have dual citizenships so I can vote at the embassy in Oslo.
Why do people like him insist on fucking with peoples lives like this? Their marriage isn't effecting anyone beyond those who are married, it's of no concern to an outsider. If you don't agree with same sex marriage, then don't marry someone of the same sex.
It's honestly like he's trying not to be elected.
Hey guys, look, his tumblr. [url]http://ricksantorum-2012.tumblr.com/post/18734073226/faq[/url] [IMG]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0foj6Uh2m1qaepyp.gif[/IMG]
This guy is running for president on Bizarro world.
[QUOTE=Untitled01;35011741]Hey guys, look, his tumblr. [url]http://ricksantorum-2012.tumblr.com/post/18734073226/faq[/url] [/QUOTE] From that [quote][i]Aren't God's greatest names compassion and acceptence? And aren't we, as Christians, suppossed to give the same courtesy to our neighbours? Just wondering where the values of my religion have gone.[/i] Which is why I’m totally accepting as long [b]as no one is forcing their beliefs onto me.[/b][/quote] Then why is same sex marriage a problem? Reading through some more of the stuff on that site... Well it makes me question how they came to possess that view on reality. [quote]We have the right to spread democracy everywhere. America has this obligation. It is our duty to protect those who need protection and to bring freedom upon the oppressed masses around the world. [/quote] ... I don't even.
[QUOTE=Ogopogo;35012121]From that Then why is same sex marriage a problem? Reading through some more of the stuff on that site... Well it makes me question how they came to possess that view on reality. ... I don't even.[/QUOTE] Holy shit.
[QUOTE=Untitled01;35011741]Hey guys, look, his tumblr. [url]http://ricksantorum-2012.tumblr.com/post/18734073226/faq[/url] [IMG]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0foj6Uh2m1qaepyp.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] Great job on missing the satire.
It's kind of sad that in the rest of the Western world, this man would never have a chance of getting elected... but the US is a special place it seems. What the hell happened?
[quote]"If you were to have some sort of sweeping decision ... which would essentially impose same-sex marriage on every state in the country," he said, "I think that would perhaps create a huge backlash." Read more: [url]http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2012/03/02/BA3Q1N9EV9.DTL#ixzz1oI9OH9kn[/url][/quote] I cannot believe the gall on this motherfucker. How the fuck is legalizing same-sex marriage "imposing" fucking anything on anyone? Is knowing that gay people are having relationships in your state so demoralizing that it must be kept illegal? Isn't stopping someone from doing something just because you don't like it more "imposing" than being "forced" to allow the practices of someone else, even if they have literally no fucking impact on you whatsoever?
[QUOTE=Badballer;35002913]I'm surprised no one has tried to kill him yet.[/QUOTE] Thats something I've thought odd. Out of billions and billions of people on this planet, there are so few that actually lack the will to kill a prominent figure.
I really hope this guy is just fucking with us all as one giant ass troll, That or he is just one giant douche
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;35012799]It's kind of sad that in the rest of the Western world, this man would never have a chance of getting elected... but the US is a special place it seems. What the hell happened?[/QUOTE] [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shintaro_Ishihara]You've never heard of Shintaro Ishihara then.[/url]
Its like reading the Onion.
[QUOTE=Bomimo;35004404]"Vote for me and i'll personally shoot every newborn non-white, non-christian baby in this good nation!"[/QUOTE] That's definitely a huge exaggeration.
His existence as a candidate borderline appears to violate the laws of physical reality.
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