• Bank robbed with a piece of paper
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Reminds me a story from Pulp Fiction where guy robbed bank with phone.
[QUOTE=Ast_risk;38887017]ban people [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Meme crap" - Starpluck))[/highlight][/QUOTE] A prophecy fulfilled.
call me crazy but i could have sworn bank tellers were behind sheets of bulletproof glass nowadays
[QUOTE=FreakySoup;38886856][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ65pEU9T6g[/media][/QUOTE] i was literally just thinking about that
Amateur hour. Everyone knows you're supposed to put the money in a faraday-cage bag to bypass the dye security packs.
[QUOTE=Magmacow358;38887711]If it weren't for the fact that I'd end up with a life sentence, I would totally run into a bank with a potato sack on my head and blast the teller with a supersoaker before demanding all the money that ever existed[/QUOTE] I've had in mind that it would be fun to first bring in a monopoly game board to a bank and then a few moments later rob the bank for the monopoly money using nerf guns.
quick rev up the 24 hour media outlets for crying interviews with people who were at the bank and are clearly still traumatized then cue the number of paper control proponents stating that the paper lobby has been silent thus far
heh. creativity at its best
i imagined that he actully used a piece of paper as a Gun...
you know, if the guy had a gun there would have been literally no difference
How come this hasn't been posted yet? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UHOgkDbVqc[/media]
Reminds me of the pulp fiction scene where the guy talks about how spomeone robed a bank with a phone.
Whit these ban x jokes,i think people are stealing from me(remember my "ban x from existance [insert year here] jokes?)
[QUOTE=Quq;38887153]ban "ban x" jokes, Hahahhahahahaha[/QUOTE] [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/7333627/ShareX/2012-12/2012-12-19_10-47-41.png[/img] you missed a spot
[QUOTE=IPK;38891136]Whit these ban x jokes,i think people are stealing from me(remember my "ban x from existance [insert year here] jokes?)[/QUOTE] No, you ignoramus [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1172020[/url] Anyway, these things are a neat idea, but they should have robbed a restaurant instead.
[QUOTE=IPK;38891136]Whit these ban x jokes,i think people are stealing from me(remember my "ban x from existance [insert year here] jokes?)[/QUOTE] Yes, because everyone knows who you are and 'your' jokes.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;38886774]Some cash was later found, stained with dye from a security pack within the money which had been activated.[/QUOTE] Isn't destroying legal tender technically illegal?
[QUOTE=Reshy;38892897]Isn't destroying legal tender technically illegal?[/QUOTE] Exceptions exist for things like this.
Ban...me? OHSHITWAITNOPLSDON'T Anyway. That joke is getting old now.
One of my good friends had a heroin addict for a roommate, he did something similar a couple months ago. Held up a Well's Fargo inside a Frys using nothing more than a piece of paper. He was incredibly stupid and stole my friend's license plate and attempted to use it on his getaway car, on top of having his picture taken directly in front of his face. [url]http://azdailysun.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/update-police-arrest-bank-robbery-suspect/article_0242e784-1498-11e2-83cb-0019bb2963f4.html[/url] He was such a nice guy before this, too.
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