Chuck Norris shaves beard, pigs fly, Hell freezes over, North Korea admits defeat
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as a firm Bible believing Christian...
I now want to renounce the Holy Spirit and damn Christ.
Why Chuck? Why???
I thought that the title had no relation to the actual news, didn't really expect that he literally shaved it off.
chuck norris is a creationist and he supported Newt Gingrich
I need not respect this man
[QUOTE=Virtanen;39977056]chuck norris is a creationist and he supported Newt Gingrich
I need not respect this man[/QUOTE]
I hate it when people judge a person entirely on their political/religious beliefs. There's more to a person than that.
I would honestly be much more skeptical of a person who says things like you did.
wait no third fist... this throws my entire belief in this guy and bow flex into question!
[editline]20th March 2013[/editline]
anyone else notice he's got a peter griffin ball chin?
That pic looks like an old butch lesbian that lives a few houses away from me. (The nips and everything).
[QUOTE=Meller Yeller;39977195]I hate it when people judge a person entirely on their political/religious beliefs. There's more to a person than that.
I would honestly be much more skeptical of a person who says things like you did.[/QUOTE]
tells much more about him than his beard or movies
which are what everyone else are judging him on :v:
i was honestly wondering which of them was true for a minute
i was expecting it to be north korea admitting defeat
Dark times indeed.
Nasty man boobs. Get those things fixed, Chuck.
You're embarassing :D
And nothing was lost.
He looks like a flabby Tim Allen.
His beard was the only good thing about him.
I looked at the title and came in to say "What does it matter? North Korea is just going to start the same bullshit again in a couple of months".
Then I saw the OP.
Fuck.
Maybe next he could try shaving off some of his bigotry.
now he looks like a redneck
its sad that he shaved his beard
[QUOTE=irukandji;39977599]Nasty man boobs. Get those things fixed, Chuck.
You're embarassing :D[/QUOTE]
Share a picture of yourself.
[QUOTE=FoneJack;39978951]Maybe next he could try shaving off some of his bigotry.[/QUOTE]
You can't shave what's under your skin.
If I was him, I would've solidified it with a metric ton of hairspray, then carefully cut it off and auctioned it
You could make a fortune off some rich idiot who wants to say he owns Chuck Norris' Beard
kinda looks like this guy unshaven:
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/da/WilliamHMacyTIFFSept2012.jpg/220px-WilliamHMacyTIFFSept2012.jpg[/img]
Where's the hidden fist?
Chuck Norris is a piece of shit whose biggest achievement was being in a movie with Bruce Lee and creating an obnoxious meme that stopped being funny a long time ago.
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his face looks like an SMBC character:
[IMG]http://andrescanelones.me/imageuploads/xWEJ.png[/IMG]
Now at least his face matches his voice.
[QUOTE=Meller Yeller;39977195]I hate it when people judge a person entirely on their political/religious beliefs. [/QUOTE]
Agreed. I once met a Nazi who was a member of a Babylonian rape cult, and he was DELIGHTFUL.
Great treasure that's a joke. Boy has he gotten out of shape.
[QUOTE=Meller Yeller;39977195]I hate it when people judge a person entirely on their political/religious beliefs. There's more to a person than that.
I would honestly be much more skeptical of a person who says things like you did.[/QUOTE]
Because a borderline-racist ultra-conservative creationist homophobic fundamentalist christian can totally be the best guy to hang out with.
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